After a recent loss at home, Grizzlies assistant captain Billy Hill decided to do some cleaning up after the match. This wouldn't be any ordinary cleaning though, as his tool of choice would be the team zamboni. 

A crowd of disappointed Grizzlies fans decided that after the final horn sounded, their best course of action to voice their displeasure at lack of results would be to throw debris onto the ice. An already distraught Billy Hill decided that this was one beer bottle too far and hot wired the zamboni. He then proceeded to point it not at the ice, but into the crowd. Screams of shock and horror could be heard throughout Great Falls as Hill made it into the parking lot before being apprehended by the authorities. 

Team spokespersons have yet to comment on the matter but it seems as of it will only be a matter of time before we learn of any potential ramifications that come from the latest dastardly incident in the circus that is Billy Hill.


(Hill being apprehended after the rampage)

210 words

oh god

Billy “Mike Milbury” Hill

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!

Teddy Cuddles  |  RW  | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame
Player Type : Two Way Forward
Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19
Number: 79
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA
--------------------------------------------------------------
Regular Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4
S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1
S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10
S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18
S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10
S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7
S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4
S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9
S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9
S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9
S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8
S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7
S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1
--------------------------------------------------------------
Post Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1
S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3
S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7
S38 | EDM | Did not qualify
S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1
S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2
S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1
S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1
S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8
S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5
S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2
S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0
S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2
--------------------------------------------------------------
Awards and Achievements:
S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP
S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward
S40 | Gold Medal Winner
S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits
S45 | Challenge Cup Champion
S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S45 | Silver Medal Winner
S46 | 1st Team All Star
S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee
S46 | Jef Darr Nominee
S47 | Jef Darr Nominee
S49 | Challenge Cup Champion
S49 | Anton Razov Nominee
--------------------------------------------------------------
Draft/Signing/Trade History:
S35 | Signed to STL
S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall
S36 | Traded to Edmonton


Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

I'll be seeing the famed billy hill head cut in my nightmares by the end of his career

 

Beau Kavanagh | Goaltender | Great Falls Grizzlies

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

BIRTHPLACE: Kilkenny, Ireland

HEIGHT: 6'4

WEIGHT: 205 lbs

JERSEY NUMBER: 29

PLAYER TYPE: Hybrid Goalie

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SMJHL Career Regular Season Statistics

Cillian Kavanagh | Goaltender | Texas Renegades | S51-S70 

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

BIRTHPLACE: Limerick, Ireland

HEIGHT: 6'4

WEIGHT: 205 lbs

JERSEY NUMBER: 30

PLAYER TYPE: Hybrid Goalie

PEAK TPE: 2084

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SMJHL Career Regular Season Statistics

KEL S51: GP: 5, W: 1, L: 2, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .840, GAA: 4.30

KEL S52: GP 20, W: 8, L: 8, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .897, GAA: 2.97

KEL S53: GP: 44, W: 27, L: 14, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .906, GAA: 2.43

KEL S54: GP: 39, W: 22, L: 11, OTL: 6, SAVE %: .915, GAA: 2.14

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SHL Career Regular Season Statistics

SFP S55: GP: 50, W: 15, L: 32, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .901, GAA: 4.06

SFP S56: GP: 32, W: 4, L: 22, OTL: 1, SAVE %: 9.16, GAA: 4.79

TEX S57: GP: 37, W: 23, L: 13, OTL: 0, SAVE %: 9.26, GAA: 2.36

TEX S58: GP: 37, W: 30, L: 6, OTL: 0, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.17

TEX S59: GP: 42, W: 30, L: 10, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .923, GAA: 2.16

TEX S60: GP: 54, W: 32, L: 19, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.57

TEX S61: GP: 54, W: 39, L: 14, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 2.56

TEX S62: GP: 54, W: 38, L: 10, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.36

TEX S63: GP: 54, W: 38, L: 14, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .924, GAA: 1.92

TEX S64: GP: 54, W: 35, L: 12, OTL: 7, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 2.64

TEX S65: GP: 58, W: 16, L: 34, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 3.94

TEX S66: GP: 53, W: 17, L: 30, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .900, GAA: 3.92

TEX S67: GP: 54, W: 11, L: 37, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .887, GAA: 4.62

TEX S68: GP: 49, W: 11, L: 35, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .887, GAA: 4.87

TEX S69: GP: 29, W: 6, L: 14, OTL: 0, SAVE %: .892, GAA: 4.54

TEX S70: GP: 26, W: 9, L: 8, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .916, GAA: 4.71

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Transactions

S51 - Signed by the Kelowna Knights for $3M ($2M HO Bonus)

S52 - Drafted 22nd Overall by the San Francisco Pride in the SHL Entry Draft

S52 - Signed 1 Year, $2.5M with the San Francisco Pride

S53 - Signed 2 Year $4M (S55 $2M) with the San Francisco Pride

S57 - Signed 3 Year, $4M a Year, with the Texas Renegades

S60 - Signed 3 Year, $6M a Year, with the Texas Renegades

S63 - Signed 1 Year, $6M with the Texas Renegades

S64 - Signed 2 Year, $5M a Year, with the Texas Renegades

S66 - Signed 2 Year, $5M a Year, with the Texas Renegades

S68 - Signed 1 Year, $4M a Year, with the Texas Renegades

S69 - Signed 1 Year, $3M a Year, with the Texas Renegades

S70 - Signed 1 Year, $3M a Year, with the Texas Renegades

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Awards & Honors

S51 - Silver Medal at the WJC as Team Sweden's Starting Goaltender

S53 - Finalist for Tom Corcoran Trophy for SMJHL's Best Goaltender

S54 - Recipient of Tom Corcoran Trophy for SMJHL's Best Goaltender

S54 - All-SMJHL Team (1st Team)

S57 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star Participant

S59 - SHL Western Conference All-Star Team Participant

S59 - Texas Renegades, Challenge Cup Champions

S59 - IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Norway

S59 - Finalist for John McBride Award for SHL's Best Goaltender

S59 - Recipient of Anton Razov Award for SHL Playoff MVP

S59 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average

S59 - SHL 3rd Team All-Star Participant

S60 - SHL All-Star Participant

S60 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average

S61 - IIHF Best Goaltender, Team Norway

S62 - Texas Renegades, Challenge Cup Champions

S62 - Recipient of Anton Razov Award for SHL Playoff MVP

S63 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average

S63 - Finalist for John McBride Award for SHL's Best Goaltender

S63 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star Participant

Charlie Conway | Center | Colorado Mammoths | S26-S30

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

BIRTHPLACE: St. Paul, Minnesota

HEIGHT: 5'11

WEIGHT: 200 lbs

JERSEY NUMBER: 96

PLAYER TYPE: Playmaker

POSITION: Center

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Awards & Honors

S25 - Drafted 4th Round, 32nd Overall by the Colorado Mammoths

S26 - Named Assistant Captain of the Colorado Mammoths

S26 - Colorado Mammoths, Four Star Cup Champions

 

Gotta say, I had fun with this one.

Free Billy

Sigs by @Carpy48, @Nokazoa and me

#10 Jani Mänty || Center || Finland || Hamilton Steelhawks
Great Falls Grizzlies Alumni
Hometown: Sonkajärvi, Finland
Height: 6ft 5in || Weight:222 lbs
----SMJHL Regular Season Stats----
S75: GFG - 66GP | 36G | 41A | 77P | +22 | 31PIM | 73HIT | 58SB
S74: GFG - 66GP | 22G | 35A | 57P | -11 | 20PIM | 93HIT | 42SB
S73: GFG - 66GP | 14G | 13A | 27P | -24 | 37PIM | 84HIT | 50SB
S72: GFG - 66GP | 20G | 28A | 48P | -34 | 18PIM | 121HIT | 50SB
S71: ANC - 7GP | 2G | 1A | 3P | -1 | 0PIM | 14HIT | 8SB
----SMJHL Playoff Stats----
S74: GFG - 5GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | -2 | 2PIM | 8HIT | 1SB
S73: GFG - 14GP | 2G | 10A | 12P | +0 | 2PIM | 24HIT | 10SB
S71: ANC - 6GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | -1 | 0PIM | 12HIT | 5SB
----Career moments----
Elected as Captain of Great Falls Grizzlies for Season 75
Season 74 WJC Gold with Team Norden
Elected as Alternate Captain of Great Falls Grizzlies for Season 74
Season 73 WJC Bronze with Team Finland
Season 71 WJC Bronze with Team Finland
Drafted in 73th SHL draft #9 overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
Drafted in 72th SMJHL draft #2 overall by Great Falls Grizzlies
Joined Anchorage Armada as DFA for end of S71

#52 Björn Leppänen || Defence || Finland || Retired
Peak TPE 2225
Texas Renegades Alumni
Vancouver Whalers Alumni
Hometown: Parainen, Finland
Height: 5ft 11in || Weight:183 lbs
----SHL Regular Season Stats----
17 Sesons | TEX - 1026GP | 147G | 358A | 505P | +169 | 452PIM | 1684HIT | 1348SB
S67: TEX - 66GP | 3G | 13A | 16P | -30| 34PIM | 46HIT | 120SB
S66: TEX - 66GP | 12G | 23A | 35P | -19 | 56PIM | 107HIT | 115SB
S65: TEX - 66GP | 10G | 26A | 36P | -16 | 14PIM | 104HIT | 120SB
S64: TEX - 66GP | 15G | 24A | 39P | +24 | 10PIM | 67HIT | 50SB
S63: TEX - 66GP | 9G | 38A | 47P | +55 | 10PIM | 48HIT | 74SB
S62: TEX - 66GP | 12G | 32A | 44P | +28 | 26PIM | 124HIT | 91SB
S61: TEX - 66GP | 11G | 30A | 41P | +29 | 24PIM | 110HIT | 81SB
S60: TEX - 66GP | 8G | 33A | 41P | +46 | 16PIM | 93HIT | 74SB
S59: TEX - 66GP | 12G | 22A | 34P | +24 | 48PIM | 132HIT | 60SB
S58: TEX - 66GP | 16G | 29A | 45P | +45 | 22PIM | 150HIT | 75SB
S57: TEX - 66GP | 15G | 25A | 40P | +24 | 12PIM | 154HIT | 85SB
S56: TEX - 50GP | 9G | 14A | 23P | +26 | 22PIM | 128HIT | 78SB
S55: TEX - 50GP | 3G | 13A | 16P | +4 | 24PIM | 122HIT | 80SB
S54: TEX - 50GP | 2G | 4A | 6P | -8 | 20PIM | 87HIT | 64SB
S53: TEX - 50GP | 3G | 7A | 10P | -51 | 32PIM | 69HIT | 69SB
S52: TEX - 50GP | 4G | 15A | 19P | -2 | 45PIM | 68HIT | 57SB
S51: TEX - 50GP | 3G | 10A | 13P | -10 | 37PIM | 75HIT | 55SB
----SHL Playoff Stats----
12 Seasons | TEX - 123GP | 10G | 53A | 63P | +45 | 26PIM | 234HIT | 168SB
S66: TEX - 4GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | -3 | 4PIM | 2HIT | 2SB
S65: TEX - 4GP | 1G | 0A | 1P | +2 | 0PIM | 2HIT | 4SB
S64: TEX - 13GP | 1G | 8A | 9P | +6 | 2PIM | 14HIT | 7SB
S63: TEX - 9GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | -1 | 0PIM | 14HIT | 12SB
S62: TEX - 24GP | 3G | 11A | 14P | +6 | 6PIM | 43HIT | 29SB
S61: TEX - 19GP | 0G | 9A | 9P | +18 | 4PIM | 37HIT | 19SB
S60: TEX - 9GP | 1G | 5A | 6P | +12 | 0PIM | 6HIT | 7SB
S59: TEX - 16GP | 3G | 10A | 13P | +14 | 4PIM | 50HIT | 38SB
S58: TEX - 12GP | 0G | 7A | 7P | +1 | 0PIM | 21HIT | 20SB
S57: TEX - 5GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | -4 | 0PIM | 21HIT | 4SB
S56: TEX - 4GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | -7 | 2PIM | 12HIT | 8SB
S55: TEX - 4GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | +1 | 4PIM | 12HIT | 18SB
----SMJHL Regular Season Stats----
2 Seasons | VAN - 100GP | 4G | 19A | 23P | -21 | 119PIM | 171HIT | 99SB
S50: VAN - 50GP | 1G | 12A | 13P | +4 | 64PIM | 74HIT | 62SB
S49: VAN - 50GP | 3G | 7A | 10P | -25 | 55PIM | 97HIT | 37SB
----SMJHL Playoff Stats----
2 Seasons | VAN - 15GP | 1G | 5A | 6P | +2 | 33PIM | 28HIT | 14SB
S50: VAN - 10GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | +4 | 12PIM | 19HIT | 8SB
S49: VAN - 5GP | 0G | 2A | 2P | -2 | 21PIM | 9HIT | 6SB
----International Games----
16 Seasons | FIN - 203GP | 31G | 61A | 92P | -17 | 163PIM | 394HIT | 236SB
IIHF 64: FIN - 15GP | 3G | 7A | 10P | +7 | 0 PIM | 17 HIT | 16 SB
IIHF 63: FIN - 13GP | 2G | 3A | 5P | +1 | 2 PIM | 15 HIT | 13 SB
IIHF 62: FIN - 15GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | 0 | 4 PIM | 26 HIT | 10 SB
IIHF 61: FIN - 15GP | 2G | 3A | 5P | +14 | 18 PIM | 19 HIT | 8 SB
IIHF 60: FIN - 13GP | 5G | 10A | 15P | +3 | 14 PIM | 25 HIT | 16 SB
IIHF 59: FIN - 12GP | 1G | 7A | 8P | +5 | 8 PIM | 22 HIT | 21 SB
IIHF 58: FIN - 12GP | 3G | 2A | 5P | -7 | 9 PIM | 47 HIT | 11 SB
IIHF 57: FIN - 12GP | 6G | 5A | 11P | -2 | 10 PIM | 37 HIT | 37 SB
IIHF 56: FIN - 12GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | -10 | 8 PIM | 16 HIT | 12 SB
IIHF 55: FIN - 12GP | 2G | 3A | 5P | -11 | 30 PIM | 49 HIT | 22 SB
IIHF 54: FIN - 12GP | 2G | 3A | 5P | 0 | 10 PIM | 49 HIT | 18 SB
IIHF 53: FIN - 12GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | -1 | 10 PIM | 18 HIT | 8 SB
IIHF 52: FIN - 12GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | -15 | 10 PIM | 7 HIT | 15 SB
IIHF 51: FIN - 12GP | 1G | 5A | 6P | +2 | 14 PIM | 25 HIT | 7 SB
IIHF 50: FIN - 12GP | 0G | 5A | 5P | -2 | 6PIM | 8HIT | 14SB
IIHF 49: FIN - 12GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | -1 | 10PIM | 14HIT | 8SB
----Career moments----
Season 64 IIHF Gold
Season 62 IIHF Gold
Season 62 Challenge Cup
Season 61 IIHF Bronze
Season 60 IIHF Best Defenceman
Season 59 Anton Razov Nominee
Season 59 Challenge Cup
Elected as Alternate Captain of Vancouver Whalers for Season 50
Drafted in 50th SHL draft #31 overall by Texas Renegades
Drafted in 49th SMJHL draft #27 overall by Vancouver Whalers
----Viljami Leppänen || Texas Renegades----
370-122-20 (S56-S63)
Season 62 Challenge Cup
Season 61 Joe McKeil Nominee
Season 61 Cole Reinhart Trophy
Season 59 Challenge Cup
Season 58 Joe McKeil Nominee
Season 58 Presidents Trophy
Season 56 Joe McKeil Award
Season 55 Joe McKeil Nominee
GM for Texas Renegades from S56 to S63
Intermid GM for Texas Renegades, most of the S55
Co-GM for Texas Renegades from S54 to S55
GM for Team Finland for S50 WJC
Co-GM for Team Finland for S49 WJC

lock him up

“I thought I was a goalie, but STA told me forget being a goalie they make nothing, and no one cares about them.  Guess what I was a center all along and I had no idea. Now I am the toast of the town, and I am getting offers from all the GMs and Scouts.”

– Spidey Talent Agency, on Activity Check