After a misunderstanding answering an advertisement claiming to add 6 inches in growth, Christopolees went from 5'2" to 5'8" and returned to his job as an elf at the astutely named "North Pole Mall". Unfortunately, he was met with ridicule by his fellow "helpers" and even the big man himself because of how much larger he is (and possibly the whole 6 inches fiasco). A series of hostile interactions with would-be happy customers (one child leaving the mall clenching his coccyx) led to the termination of The Helper and the onset of a new era in local hockey... The Naughty Era! 

Christopolees went from giving out candies and toys to kids to handing back teeth and dreams. He set a new local record for fights won (6969) in a single season and was thus dubbed "The Helper", known for helping his opponent up off of the ice after dismantling their face like a brand-new Mr. Potato Head. The Helper is both ferocious and nimble standing 5'8" and weighing 205Lbs, able to glide along the ice like a majestic sea monkey quickly transitioning to a honey badger hunting its prey. After an altercation with lesser-abled bodies, he always remembers to pull a naughty/nice list out of his pads and write name/number of whomever was on the receiving end of his cold right hook. 

The upcoming SMJHL S74 draft will be a test to show whether a goon with a mint chocolate chip on their shoulder is valued in today's game. Christopolees brings grace through his skates and toy-hardened hands, but his potential could lead him to become one of the most feared and respected players in the league for several years to come. Whomever decides to take a shot on the ex-Santa worker may be getting a diamond in the snow or a lump of coal. For now, we await the results of tonight's draft and GMs true value of The [Little] Helper.

I am sure The Helper will be checking his list twice.

RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother