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st4rface · 12-31-2023, 12:17 PM

Winter time is weird. Two holidays at almost the same time, right? However, it is what it is. Let's take a look how these holidays (Christmas and New Years) spent players and coaches from Toronto ''North Stars''.

William Tree finished regular season as our leader points wise, so head coach allowed him to do pretty much anything he wants. It was pretty reasonable and no one was against it, since he did a lot of job on the ice in the regular season. Since he is from Finland, he went back home with the same plane as Aumy Junior II. Both Finnish fellas had a great flight. When they landed, they wished each other happy holidays and split. However, no one from our team know that Tree has a close relationship with alcohol. While Aumy Junior II spent holidays (both Christmas and New Years) with his family, Tree decided to have fun at the local bar in Helsinki. He had a black out and later on Toronto ''North Stars'' got informed that Tree was found drunk and dressed up as a Santa Claus near the local church. Two completely different holidays for both of these young fellas.

Defender Ryosuke Sato is a veteran of this team. This is his 18th season from which he has spent 14 in Toronto. Sato is so old that he doesn't like those cold winters, so he decided to go back to his birthplace on these holidays. Sato went to Japan and later on realised that his teammates made him a surprise. All teammates put 500 bucks in an envelope. There was over 10 thousands which were meant for Sato to go to rehab. His old knees have to play for Toronto for some time more, so teammates did everything, so he can get back his powers before the Play-Offs and the next season too. Hopefully he remembers that he has to come back to Toronto as well.

Swedish rockstar Dogwood Maple was one of the first Toronto players who left for the holidays. Everyone was a bit worried, because we thought that he is mad for something. However, we didn't knew that in Sweden they had a dog race. Only then we understood why his name is Dogwood. He left earlier to watch dog race in Sweden and to bet some money on it. Since his bank balance now is -900 thousands, I assume he didn't win.

Jimmy Larkin-Conway loves to compete, so he didn't go home to spend holidays. He travelled to Ottawa to join a III division veteran basketball team. He played two games and averaged three points, four turnovers and around four personal fouls per game. He understood that basketball isn't for him, so he is already back at Toronto even before holidays ended.

Both goalies Iorek Brynison and George Walsh spent holidays together. No one knew that both of these families have so close relationships. They spent holidays together in a chill atmosphere, somewhere in Mexico. No one knew why, but we assume that it's because they both love tacos. Sometimes before games they are even competing of which goalie will eat more tacos. Goalie who eats more, decides which goalie will be in the net for the certain game. They are both pretty good at it.

Meanwhile Bender Junior, Lord Raiden, Filip Svatos, Ignacio Garza, Theo Kondos, Ragnar Lothbrok, Ace Lightning, Kaapo Kampainen, Moritz Seider and Dusty Wilson were the boring ones. Weird that they still haven't grown up from that alcohol phase. They rented out some private house and threw a party. They were so loud that a lot of people around this house were concerned. They took photos and understood that those are hockey players. A lot of people posted them on social media afterwards. A lot of alcohol and Raiden even was dressed up as Grinch, chugging some root beers. SHL later on wanted to disqualify them all for five games, but then we would have to play with like one line and bunch of SMJHL players. However, holidays is holidays, so who care, right?

No one knew what coaching stuff did though. Players were all interested in their plans, but coaching stuff never responded to messages of players on any platform. However, later on we received a message on Snapchat from one of our coaches. He was pretty fast and deleted it, but one of our players saw it. Seems like all of our coaches went to Cancun to drink some tequila shots on the beach. Later on they messaged and told us that they won't be back before the Play-Offs, so we have to sort out everything by ourselves before Play-Offs.

Happy New Years to everyone!

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hockeyfan · 12-31-2023, 02:20 PM

You may not know this but Ace Lightning is actually 13 years sober.

st4rface · 12-31-2023, 07:26 PM

12-31-2023, 02:20 PMhockeyfan Wrote: You may not know this but Ace Lightning is actually 13 years sober.

*was 13 years sober before these holidays :(

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