So wait, now, it's time for Ubba to put his weary head down to rest. He finally does, catches some good zzz's for a few hours, then who comes knocking? Holy Shnikes, it's McJesus himself, Connor McDavid! Now, he's here to spill some tea about something or another. But he's on his 200th SHLer of the night and is zapped. Mostly everyone has been ignoring him, thinking that his appearance is nothing more than a weird dream after taking some of that sweet russian gas. But, alas, Ubba Lodbrok, Captain for the Anchorage Armada of the Simulation Major Junior Hockey League, and prospect for the Philadelphia Forge of the Simulation Hockey League talks to him and hears him out. What's that McJesus? You want to know how to win a playoff series? Well, you gotta be a little toxic to do it. You gotta cheat a bit. Your talent alone won't win the series. You gotta give a couple taps to the other team. But you've also got Corey Perry and Evander Kane, so at this point, you've got enough toxicity cover the league. Go for it bub.