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looees_77 · 10-01-2024, 01:21 PM

I will be looking at all 20 team mascots and deciding who would win in a hypothetical fight, once again my opinion is fact but if you would like to argue why a team should've won or lost feel free to make your case in the replies, I will be assuming all mascots are the same size
Disclaimer: I know almost nothing about these teams

Fight 1: Atlanta Inferno Inferno

vs. Winnipeg Aurora Aurora

So we're looking at a hawk or maybe like a dragon vs. a polar bear, I will admit the Inferno logo looks a lot cooler and more intimidating, the bird/dragon is flying in while the polar bear is just standing there, but we have to realize you can't spell Aurora without Aura so clearly the polar bear is just nonchalant, I just realized there already is a dragon team so I will assume the Inferno is a fire hawk, after careful consideration though, I will give it to the Infernos, nonchalant dudes can't fight

Fight 2: Baltimore Platoon Platoon

vs. Toronto North Stars Stars

We got an eagle vs. a tower... pretty sure it's the tower from that Drake album views so you gotta give it credit for that, I miss the old Drake :( but since we're assuming they're both the same size I will give it to the Eagle since it's not an inanimate object. Patriotism wins!

Fight 3: Buffalo Stampede

vs. Texas Renegades

This one's probably the closest so far, a buffalo is a pretty scare thing, if we were taking the name literally and they were an actual stampede it would be an easy victory, but we're going off the logo and it's a single buffalo. The renegade dude does have more aura ngl, he's a pretty scary looking dude I wouldn't wanna mess with him, but the question is would a buffalo be able to mess with him. The renegade dude just looks like he'd be fast and be able to evade the buffalo, I also assunme he has a revolver, cuz he looks like the type of dude to have one, so I'll be giving it to the renegade.

Fight 4: Calgary Dragons Dragons

vs. Tampa Bay Barracuda

They both look pretty intimidating but it's not even close, sorry but dragons are easily taking this, barracuda is a water league merchant, couldn't survive without it, dragon unfortunately clears

Fight 5: Chicago Syndicate

vs. Seattle Argonauts

If you look up the definition of an argonaut it's pretty cool but in this case it's looking like its just a boat vs. a mafia dude. Same thing as stampede, syndicate does mean multiple people but in this case the mascot is an individual, they win since they're fighting a boat but it's a mickey mouse win.

Fight 6: Edmonton Blizzard

vs. San Francisco Pride pride

This is a pretty fun one it's the first battle of the 2 land animals, a wolf/arctic fox and a lion, i'm going to assume it's a fox. if we're talking aura here the fox clears, its a pretty cool looking mascot in the logo, but we cannot forget, the same way Jaquavion Tavius is the king of SHL, the lion is the king of the jungle. I'm going to have to give it to the San Francisco Pride here, but the blizzards could've probably won against a few of the other mascots here, unfortunate matchup.

Fight 7: Hamilton Steelhawks

vs. Philadelphia Forge Forge

This is another fight that isn't even close, the forge logo is pretty cool, but it's a P shaped axe, it isn't even sharp c'mon. The steelhawks are taking the easy dub here, no context whatsoever, sorry forge.

Fight 8: Los Angeles Panthers

vs. New Orleans Specters

Unlike the last one, this is a pretty close fight, both mascots got some crazy aura so it's really hard to tell. Panthers are pretty scary but a specter is essentially a ghost, what can you do against a ghost, you're just gonna get haunted i'm sorry bro. Specters might be op because how do you combat a ghost. But for now specters take the W.

Fight 9: Manhattan Rage Rage

vs. New England Wolfpack

This one's maaaaad close i dont know, another case where if it was an actual wolfpack in the logo instead of a wolf it would be an easy W, but in a case of a bull vs. a wolf, I'm going to have to take the bull, that bad boy is also filled with rage so you know he's not playing any games, win for the bull.

Fight 0: Minnesota Monarchs

vs. Montreal Patriotes

Easily the weakest matchup, what are we doing here. A butterfly vs. a beta hipster looking dude. I'd rather watch the tower fight the boat. But assuming that these are the same size, i'm going to give it to the butterfly, they can fight sometimes, and I know that dude isn't going to be able to put much of a fight back I'm taking the Minnesota Monarchs here.

That concludes round 1, the results are not set in stone, feel free to make a case in the comments, round 2 coming soon, sorry if I dissed your mascot still draft me please ', Smile

*Ruggsy* · 10-01-2024, 01:36 PM

Non chalant dudes can't fight, wtf what about goku.
If their bird is made of fire our bear is either made of space or snow. SNOW AKA WATER. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN FIRE WORK IN THE MASSIVE VACUUM OF SPACE? HAVE YOU EVER TRIED LIGHTING SNOW ON FIRE?

This is exactly why we need the shl union, things are getting out of hand here. Clearly logic has been thrown out of the window in this league