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Seasonal Tidings from Frau Perchta
Offline sköldpaddor
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#1
01-06-2025, 02:52 PM

Greetings, my SHL children. It is I, Frau Perchta (for those who were previously unaware of my identity). I am pleased to inform you all on this day of Epiphany, that the following people have received silver coins and their innards will not be added to my collection.


@Fluw - keep up the good work, my son, your locker room is a joy and a delight. 

@Fantobens - if I wanted old entrails I'd just use my own. 

@Frenchie - legit though thank you so much for your help this past year. I don't know what we would have done without you. I'm so glad to know you, so glad to call you a friend, and I think this league is so lucky to have you. 

@SDCore - your dog holiday cards are truly the highlight of my year

@SchwarzNarr - good job finishing all your crochet projects in time for Christmas! 

@Aleris - I will refrain from taking your innards until the children have a chance to hang out together. 

@sve7en - Praise Thank. 

@Reno - you are so incredibly valuable to this site, to me as a person, to J HO, to SHL HO, and you work so hard at every job you take on and I appreciate you. 

@WannabeFinn - I'm so glad I've gotten the chance to get to know you, I'm glad we get to work together, and I don't say it enough but I appreciate so much how you make me feel valued and like my input matters. That's not something I've always had in sports spaces, and it means a lot to me that you have always treated me like we're on the same team even when we don't necessarily agree on solutions to things. 

@Rojjter - Tack för att du stöttar mig när jag vill virka tomtar. 

@RashfordU - you can keep your innards if you recreate, otherwise...

@JURT - valheim wen

@WithTheMoose - it would feel wrong to take your innards when you are already dealing with so much.

@hhh81 - you may keep one innard for each time someone beat you at terraforming mars this past year. your choice.




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#2
01-06-2025, 03:18 PM

Frau Perchta wouldn't want my tainted intestines anyways

but I will always support tomte tomfoolery

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01-06-2025, 03:53 PM (This post was last modified: 01-06-2025, 03:53 PM by spidey.)

This explains so much, thank you for the instant weight loss program.

New Year's resolution goal complete.

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#4
01-06-2025, 03:57 PM

:LAPLove:

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01-06-2025, 05:01 PM

wat



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#6
01-06-2025, 09:34 PM

what is that name

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#7
01-06-2025, 09:41 PM

Why do others get sweet sappy things and I get to keep all my innards because I LOSE MORE THAN I WIN SMH

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#8
01-06-2025, 10:19 PM

thank you frau perchta when can we play valheim

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#9
01-08-2025, 11:32 PM

01-06-2025, 09:41 PMhhh81 Wrote: Why do others get sweet sappy things and I get to keep all my innards because I LOSE MORE THAN I WIN SMH

I got: you’re old.

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#10
01-08-2025, 11:34 PM

01-08-2025, 11:32 PMFantobens Wrote: I got: you’re old.

but like, as a bonding experience because I too am old smh

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#11
01-09-2025, 10:15 AM

01-08-2025, 11:34 PMsköldpaddor Wrote: but like, as a bonding experience because I too am old smh

Smh my head

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#12
01-10-2025, 10:01 PM

Thank you Frau Perchta. I will ensure to keep you happy for 2025 so that I may yet again keep my entrails safe and sound inside my body for another year.

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