The scene opens to a packed arena filled with passionate wrestling and hockey fans. The stage is decorated with banners featuring championship belts and hockey imagery: sticks, helmets, and even a simulated ice rink as part of the stage floor design. The crowd buzzes with anticipation, waiting for the big announcement teased all week. Suddenly the lights dim. A spotlight shines on the entrance ramp as the SHL-tron flashes: “PAUL HEYMAN” in bold red-and-white letters, styled like a hockey scoreboard. The crowd erupts into a mix of cheers and “OH MY GOD!” chants. Moments later, Paul Heyman steps out, dressed in his trademark sharp suit, holding a microphone with the SHL Wrestling logo.

Paul Heyman - Ladies and gentlemen... my name is PAUL HEYMAN!

The crowd pops loudly, chanting his name as he pauses, smirking with trademark confidence.

Paul Heyman - And tonight... you are witnessing history. For decades, you’ve cheered for warriors who’ve skated across the ice in pursuit of glory. You’ve idolized athletes who turned rivalries into legacies. But now, NOW, your devotion to champions and your love of chaos come together in the greatest hybrid combat organization on the planet: S! H! L! WRESTLING!”

The crowd explodes into cheers, chanting, "SHL! SHL!"

Paul Heyman - What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is not just a wrestling promotion. This is the convergence of two worlds: the brutal precision of professional wrestling and the ruthless intensity of hockey. SHL Wrestling is where ice warriors trade skates for boots, sticks for steel chairs, and championships are decided not by goals but by GLORY!

The crowd pops again. A fan in the front row holds up a sign that says, “Drop the Gloves!”

Paul Heyman - Now, I understand what you’re all thinking. ‘Why is Paul Heyman here?’ You see, I am a visionary. I am the advocate for greatness, the architect of legacies, and the man who recognizes pure, untapped potential when I see it. And trust me, SHL Wrestling is the next big thing! But I am not the man who made this whole thing happen, no, I am but the advocate for the man who you have to thank for this little gem of a promotion and I am here today to introduce you to him...

Paul puts his hands together like he does with Roman Reigns.

Paul Heyman - MISTER... PRRRRRRRRRRRIME!!!!!!

The man in question is 6 feet tall, average build with short light brown hair with grey highlights on the side giving an idea of his age and piercing grey eyes above the biggest smile you'll ever see. The ans cheer for the man who makes this project possible while he makes his way to the ring and is handed the microphone by Paul. Prime gives a bow gesture to the man before taking the mic as Heyman stays to the side giving all the space to the creator of the SHL while the fans chants the league's three letters.

MrPrime - I can't thank you enough Paul, for having taken the time to come up here and introduce me, this means a great deal. And Thank YOU for everything you do not just in the WWE but for the wrestling world as a whole! You are a Legend amongst us!

Crowd: THANK YOU PAUL! THANK YOU PAUL! THANK YOU PAUL! THANK YOU PAUL!

MrPrime - AND NOW! Welcome to SHL Wrestling! Welcome to the FINAL WEEK of this little project of mine at least for this season, I know ( I KNOW!! ) you've been dying to see what would happen next, what would the news be, and all that jazz as I missed one week through the whole thing and welp! Life outside of the SHL is a thing so there we have it.

BUT WE ARE LIVE NOW, IN LIVING COLOR, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

Crowd : SHL WRESTLING!!!!!



As a reminder - Here are the warriors who will battle for the four titles available this season!

S81 - Joe Primeau (RW - SMJHL Vancouver) - Joe Hendry @MrPrime
S81 - Claude L'Castor (G - SMJHL Nevada) - Kevin Owens @Beavie
S80 - Drew McIntyre (C - SMJHL Nevada) - Drew McIntyre @KenitohMenara
S79 - Darrin Turner-Yell (LW - SMJHL Detroit) - Jey Uso - YEET! @OilKing
S79 - Darby Reznor (LW - SMJHL Maine) - Darby Allen @WildfireMicro
S75 - Andrade Lasomba (Left Wing - SHL Minnesota) - Andrade @Akoustique
S74 - John Peanut (Left Defense - SHL Montreal ) - John Cena with Peanut Body @Chevy
S73 - Xavier Beausoleil (Right Wing - SHL Montreal) - Sami Zayn @Takk806
S71 - Mercedes Baylé ( Left Wing - SHL San Francisco ) - Merecedes Moné @Bayley

Before we proceed with this passion project of mine, allow me to introduce to you the Inaugural Champions!

World - Darby Reznor
North American - Xavier Beausoleil
Challenge - Mercedes Baylé
Four Star - Drew McIntyre

Wrestling wouldn't be wrestling with some twists and turns, so here are the rules of the game! Because like some promoter we know, I can do whatever I want!

Official SHL Wrestling Rules ( Subject To Change )

- The SHL World Championship is given to the points scoring leader and will change hands only if a lead change takes place.
- The SHL North American Championship is awarded to the points-scoring leader on a weekly basis.
- The SHL Four Star Cup is awarded to the SMJHL points-scoring leader on a weekly basis.
- The SHL Challenge Champion is awarded to the SHL points-scoring leader on a weekly basis. Thus, while the World Championship will compile the stats through the season, the North American title will reset every week.
- If a wrestler has most points for more than one Championship, the second title will be awarded to the second points leader of the second title. if the second leader has a belt, the winner will be the third points-scoring leader. This there will no longer be 'Darby2Belts'.
Rule Update - Claude L'Castor being the only goalie, will have his wins and losses together + 10 points ( Was + 5 ) tallied in order to make things interesting. Also, because Kevin Owens is right, fight me.
NEW Rule - Defensemen are given + 5 points to their tally in order to spice things up and make them ore competitive. Because I can!

What is a wrestling show without some news and rumors, eh? Am I right? So THIS... IS THE NEEEEEEEEEWS!!

Joe Primeau's "Hendry-Mania" Sweeping Vancouver!
Rumors are swirling in Vancouver that Joe Primeau, right-winger for the SMJHL Vancouver Whalers, is planning to release a custom theme song for every single goal he scores next season. Dubbed "Hendry-Mania," Primeau is said want to work with a team of local musicians to craft catchy, crowd-pumping tracks that play every time the puck finds the back of the net. Opposing teams are already complaining, calling it "distracting," but Primeau is loving the attention: "I'm just here to entertain and score. In that order.", let's not forget that earlier this season, Primeau released an album with a group of fellow Whalers which is selling like hot cakes!

Claude L’Castor Brings "Beaver Fever" to Nevada!
Nevada Battleborn goalie Claude L'Castor has been spotted in Las Vegas promoting his new children's book, "Beaver Saves the Goal!" Sources say L’Castor, a proud Quebec native, is using the book to connect with young fans and teach the fundamentals of goaltending. However, insiders claim this is part of a "larger-than-life rebranding campaign," with whispers that L'Castor may debut a giant beaver mascot as his entrance companion during games.

Drew McIntyre: SMJHL’s Next Ironman?
Drew McIntyre, Nevada’s star center, is rumored to be training with professional wrestlers in the off-season to improve his "ice toughness." Reports indicate McIntyre is considering adopting a Claymore Kick-inspired goal celebration and might even start wearing a kilt during pregame warm-ups. The SMJHL has not commented on whether kilts meet uniform regulations, but fans in Nevada are reportedly ecstatic.

Darrin Turner-Yell’s "YEET!" Celebration Sparks Controversy
Detroit’s left-winger, Darrin Turner-Yell, has been making waves with his over-the-top "YEET!" celebrations after every goal. While fans in Detroit love the energy, opponents have complained that Turner-Yell’s “air cannon dance” takes too long and disrupts the flow of the game. Rumor has it the SMJHL is considering implementing a "celebration time limit" after Turner-Yell once spent nearly two minutes performing a mock Royal Rumble with teammates.

Darby Reznor: Mystery Artist Behind Maine’s New Logo? ( Keep in mind, this is made-up! )
The Maine Timber unveiled a striking new logo this season featuring a gritty, moody design that screams rebellion. Insiders claim that Darby Reznor, the team's enigmatic left-winger, secretly designed the logo. Reznor, known for his punk rock persona and love of all things unconventional, has neither confirmed nor denied his involvement, adding to the intrigue. Fans are already speculating that Reznor will incorporate the logo into his next elaborate entrance.

Andrade Lasomba's "Tranquilo Nightlife" Under Investigation
Andrade Lasomba, of the SHL Minnesota Monarchs, has reportedly opened a series of upscale nightclubs called "Tranquilo" across the Twin Cities. While the club scene is thriving, rumors have surfaced that team officials are concerned about Lasomba's nightlife cutting into his training regimen. Lasomba, however, brushed off concerns: "I live for flair and performance—on and off the ice. That’s what makes me great."

John Peanut to Star in Action Comedy, "The Pea-Cena Effect"
Montreal defenseman John Peanut, known for his bizarre peanut-themed promotions, has reportedly signed on to star in an action-comedy movie where he plays a peanut-shaped superhero. Early reports describe the movie as "John Cena meets SpongeBob SquarePants," with Peanut delivering catchphrases like, "You can't crack me!" Fans are divided, but Montreal’s marketing team is fully behind the project, releasing limited-edition peanut plushies for fans.

Xavier Beausoleil Sparks SHL-WWE Crossover Speculation
Montreal right-winger Xavier Beausoleil has been spotted hanging out backstage at WWE events with none other than Sami Zayn. Rumors are now swirling that Beausoleil may make a surprise appearance at an upcoming WWE pay-per-view. SHL sources are reportedly furious, fearing that the crossover could result in injuries, or confusion considering the two look like they could be twins. Beausoleil, however, cryptically tweeted: "When hockey meets wrestling, everyone wins."

Mercedes Baylé’s New Contract Includes "Fashion Clause"
San Francisco Pride star Mercedes Baylé has negotiated a unique contract extension that allows her to debut custom-designed jerseys for select games. Known for her impeccable sense of style, Baylé reportedly collaborated with high-end designers to create jerseys that mix hockey grit with runway glam. One leaked design features shimmering sequins and metallic accents, sparking debate among fans. Critics are already calling it "the most polarizing move in SHL history."

Wacky Rumor: SHL's First Ice Brawl Pay-Per-View Leaked?
An unverified leak suggests the SHL is planning a first-of-its-kind event: an "Ice Brawl Extravaganza," where players settle rivalries in no-holds-barred hockey wrestling matches. The proposed event includes "Penalty Box Cage Matches," "Zamboni Races," and a rumored "Gloves Off Gauntlet" featuring Joe Primeau, Darby Reznor, and Andrade Lasomba. While league officials deny the rumors, fan excitement has already reached a fever pitch online.

Would you attend the "Ice Brawl Extravaganza"? Fans can’t stop talking about it!

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And Now! The moment you've been waiting for!
Here is the tally of points for every body involved!

SHL World Championship Standings
Reminder - The SHL World Championship is awarded to the overall points-scoring leader for the season.

Darby Reznor 93 points
Mercedes Bailé 75 points
Drew McIntyre 72 points
Xavier Beausoleil 74 points
Joe Primeau 41 points
Claude L'Castor 43 points
Darrin Turner-Yell 34 points
John Peanut 42 points
Andrade Lasombra 29 points

And thus, the winner this week... And... STILL THE SHL WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! DARRRBYYYYYYYY REZZZZZNORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

SHL North American Championship Standings
The North American Championship resets weekly and is awarded to the points leader for the previous week between both leagues.

Darby Reznor 38 points
Xavier Beausoleil 42 points
Mercedes Bailé 26 points
Drew McIntyre 29 points
John Peanut 24 points
Joe Primeau 18 points
Claude L'Castor 22 points
Darrin Turner-Yell 16 points*
Andrade Lasombra 16 points*

Tiebreaker
* = Darrin has more goals ( YEET!! ) than Andrade.

Due to the rule about Champions holding two titles, Darby Reznor already being World Champion, the winner this week AND STILL SHL NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION!!! XAVIERRRRRR BEAU-SO-LEIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!!!

SMJHL Four Star Championship Standings
The Four Star Championship is awarded to the SMJHL points leader weekly.

Darby Reznor 38 points
Drew McIntyre 29 points
Joe Primeau 18 points
Claude L'Castor 22 points
Darrin Turner-Yell 16 points

Due to the rule about Champions holding two titles, Darby Reznor already being World Champion, the winner this week AND STILL SMJHL FOUR STAR CHAMPION!!! DREWWWWWWW MCINTYREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHL Challenge Championship Standings
The Challenge Championship is awarded to the weekly SHL points leader weekly.

Xavier Beausoleil 42 points
Mercedes Bailé 26 points
John Peanut 24 points
Andrade Lasombra 16 points

Due to the rule about Champions holding two titles, Xavier Beausoleil being North American Champion, the winner this week AND STILL SHL CHALLENGE CHAMPION!!! MERCEDES BAILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations to all the Champions this week!

Current Champions

Championship History
World Championship
Week 1 - Mercedes Bailé
Week 2 - Darby Reznor
Week 3 - N/A
Week 4 - Darby Reznor

North American Championship
Week 1 - Darby Reznor
Week 2 - Xavier Beausoleil
Week 3 - N/A
Week 4 - Xavier Beausoleil

Challenge Champion
Week 1 - Xavier Beausoleil
Week 2 - Mercedes Bailé
Week 3 - N/A
Week 4 - Mercedes Bailé

Four Star Championship
Week 1 - Darby Reznor
Week 2 - Drew McIntyre
Week 3 - N/A
Week 4 - Drew McIntyre

AND THAT'S IT FOLKS!! These is the results for the regular season!
This has been an exciting season thus far and the next episode will surely spice things up as I will be ONLY using the stats from the playoffs which should bring up some interesting results! Will our champions retain their belts? Will we have new tile holders? Tune in after the second round of the playoffs to find out!

SAME PRIME TIME
SAME PRIME CHANNEL!!!!

Say his name and he appears! 
Believe In the Whalers!
Believe In the Team Canada Red 
Believe In the the Specters
Believe In Joe Primeau!

Darby still doing great

Can't wait for season two!

And Claude's not having a Beaver mascot.

But Nevada is working on a line of plushies for fans next season featuring animals based on the many animal names/nicknames on the team along with newly updated Billy the Goat plushies. It is the #NevadaZoo line-up

Claude L'Castor #70||Goaltender||Nevada Battleborn/Buffalo Stampede