I would like to speak to the mother and father of this man for 2 reasons. Number 1, why on God's green earth would you name your child Bartholomew. Do you want him to get bullied? I would have bullied this man. Nobody should ever be punished with the name of Bartholomew. Number 2, why would you put them into hockey. So first you named your child Bartholomew and then you thought "Gee with a name like that he ought to be in Hockey! Definitely won't get chirped or nothing." Out of all the possible names for a boy you chose this. I want the reason. I want a written apologize to this man for the crimes you have committed. And Bartholomew, I'm sorry pal but leave the league for your own sake. God dayum.

He ain't lying (ignore that my grandma wanted me to be named Bartholomew)

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”





Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard
Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland
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Achievements
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SMJHL Season Stats
S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | |
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | |
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SHL Season Stats

The Reason I Choose Bartholomew

TORONTO GM CAREER

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Regular Season

S78 | Co-GM | GP: 66 | W: 38 | L: 25 | OTL: 3 | P: 79
S79 | Co-GM | GP: 66 | W: 39 | L: 23 | OTL: 4 | P: 82

S80 | Co-GM | GP: 66 | W: 23 | L: 35 | OTL: 8 | P: 54

S81 | GM | GP: 66 | W: 27 | L: 35 | OTL: 4 | P: 58

4 SHL Seasons | GP: 246 | W: 127 | L: 118 | OTL: 19

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Playoffs
S78 | Co-GM | GP: 7 | W: 3 | L: 4

R1: BUF 4-3 L
S79 | Co-GM | GP: 6 | W: 2 | L: 4

R1: BUF 4-2 L
S80 | Co-GM | GP: 19 | W: 11 | L: 8

R1: NEW 4-1 W | R2: PHI 4-3 W | R3: TBB 4-3 L

S81 | GM | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 4

R1: ATL 4-0 L

4 SHL Playoffs | GM | GP: 36 | W: 16 | L: 20

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S78 | Lance Uppercut Nomination

S78 | Joe McKeil Nomination

Jayden Cloutier | S64 | Peak: 634 TPE | STL | NEW/EDM/SFP

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Transactions

S63 | Signed by the St. Louis Scarecrows

S64 | Drafted 2nd Round, 25th Overall by the New England Wolfpack

S66 | Traded to the Edmonton Blizzard

S68 | Signed by the San Francisco Pride

S68 | Announces Retirement

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SHL Regular Season

S67 | EDM | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 23 | P: 29 | +/-: -35 | PIM: 52 | S: 133 | BS: 101 | H: 103
S68 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 13 | P: 16 | +/-: -60 | PIM: 22 | S: 83 | BS: 65 | H: 41

2 SHL Seasons | GP: 132 | G: 9 | A: 36 | P: 45 | +/-: -95 | PIM: 74 | S: 216 | BS: 144 | H: 144

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SHL Playoffs
S67 | EDM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 0 | S: 3 | BS: 8 | H: 5
S68 | SFP | Missed Playoffs

1 SHL Playoffs | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 0 | S: 3 | BS: 8 | H: 5
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SMJHL Regular Season
S63 | STL| GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 23 | P: 29 | +/-: -35 | PIM: 52 | S: 133 | BS: 101 | H: 103
S64 | STL| GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 13 | P: 16 | +/-: -60 | PIM: 22 | S: 83 | BS: 65 | H: 41

S65 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 23 | P: 29 | +/-: -35 | PIM: 52 | S: 133 | BS: 101 | H: 103
S66 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 13 | P: 16 | +/-: -60 | PIM: 22 | S: 83 | BS: 65 | H: 41
4 SMJHL Seasons | GP: 264 | G: 42 | A: 94 | P: 136 | +/-: -81 | PIM: 97 | S: 604 | BS: 533 | H: 243
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SMJHL Playoffs
S63 | STL | Missed Playoffs
S64 | STL| GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 2 | S: 7 | BS: 11 | H: 6
S65 | STL| GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 2 | S: 20 | BS: 13 | H: 9
S66 | STL| GP: 14 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 2 | S: 24 | BS: 18 | H: 16

3 SMJHL Playoffs | GP: 27 | G: 2 | A: 10 | P: 12 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 6 | S: 51 | BS: 42 | H: 31
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S64 | STL | SMJHL All-Star
S64 | CAN | WJC Gold Medal
S65 | STL | SMJHL All-Star

Lasse Zeigler | S70 | Peak: 1902 TPE | STL | MIN/TEX/TOR
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S69 | Drafted 3rd Round, 34th Overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S70 | Drafted 2nd Round, 35th Overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S76 | Traded to the Texas Renegades
S78 | Traded to the Toronto North Stars
S80 | Announces Retirement
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SHL Regular Season
S73 | MIN | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 37 | P: 49 | +/-: -15 | PIM: 34 | S: 166 | H: 120
S74 | MIN | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 34 | P: 54 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 18 | S: 158 | H: 129
S75 | MIN | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 30 | P: 45 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 26 | S: 147 | H: 68
S76 | TEX | GP: 66 | G: 30 | A: 41 | P: 71 | +/-: 29 | PIM: 28 | S: 211 | H: 86
S77 | TEX | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 57 | P: 96 | +/-: 20 | PIM: 69 | S: 223 | H: 153
S78 | TOR | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 53 | P: 92 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 22 | S: 258 | H: 92
S79 | TOR | GP: 66 | G: 40 | A: 51 | P: 91 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 26 | S: 183 | H: 126
S80 | TOR | GP: 66 | G: 30 | A: 37 | P: 67 | +/-: -39 | PIM: 28 | S: 231 | H: 104
8 SHL Seasons | GP: 528 | G: 225 | A: 340 | P: 565 | +/-: 33 | PIM: 251 | S: 1577 | H: 878
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SHL Playoffs
S73 | MIN | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 9 | H: 6
S74 | MIN | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 6 | S: 10 | H: 10
S75 | MIN | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 7 | H: 1
S76 | TEX | GP: 13 | G: 4 | A: 10 | P: 14 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 8 | S: 34 | H: 17
S77 | TEX | GP: 23 | G: 7 | A: 25 | P: 32 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 8 | S: 74 | H: 46
S78 | TOR | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 7 | S: 32 | H: 12
S79 | TOR | GP: 6 | G: 3 | A: 1 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2 | S: 16 | H: 9
S80 | TOR | GP: 19 | G: 3 | A: 12 | P: 15 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 8 | S: 65 | H: 29
8 SHL Playoffs | GP: 83 | G: 24 | A: 56 | P: 80 | +/-: -20 | PIM: 39 | S: 247 | H: 130
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SMJHL Regular Season
S69 | STL| GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 16 | P: 30 | +/-: -41 | PIM: 34 | S: 97 | H: 160
S70 | STL| GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 17 | P: 35 | +/-: -33 | PIM: 19 | S: 152 | H: 136
S71 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 23 | P: 39 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 46 | S: 172 | H: 160
S72 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 36 | P: 53 | +/-: 26 | PIM: 47 | S: 159 | H: 193
4 SMJHL Seasons | GP: 264 | G: 65 | A: 92 | P: 157 | +/-: -44 | PIM: 146 | S: 580 | H: 649
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SMJHL Playoffs
S69 | STL| GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 2 | S: 7 | H: 16
S70 | STL | Missed Playoffs
S71 | STL| GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | S: 25 | H: 13
S72 | STL| GP: 20 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 6 | S: 51 | H: 53
3 SMJHL Playoffs | GP: 33 | G: 9 | A: 13 | P: 22 | +/-: -9 | PIM: 9 | S: 83 | H: 82
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S72 | STL | Four-Star Cup
S72 | GER | IIHF Gold Medal
S72 | RHI | WJC Silver Medal
S74 | GER | IIHF Gold Medal
S76 | TEX | Buckaroo Team Award
S76 | TEX | SHL All-Star
S77 | TEX | Sharpshooter Team Award
S78 | TOR | SHL All-Star

Bartholomew Aittokallio Lorequavius | S82 | Peak: TBD | STL/KEL

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Transactions

S80 | Signed by the St. Louis Scarecrows

S81 | Drafted 1st Round, 6th Overall by the Kelowna Knights

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SMJHL Regular Season
S80 | STL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2 | S: 8 | BLK: 1 | H: 13

S81 | KEL| GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 40 | P: 55 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 48 | S: 213 | BLK: 49 | H: 105

2 SMJHL Seasons | GP: 72 | G: 15 | A: 40 | P: 55 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 50 | S: 221 | H: 118

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SMJHL Playoffs
S80 | STL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 2 | S: 9 | H: 5

S81 | KEL | GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 0 | BLK: 0 | H: 0

2 SMJHL Playoffs | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 2 | S: 9 | H: 5

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