Being new to the team, and also realizing that not many of the players speak english well, Mr Evil decided to jump on the lead vocals, with Shiny Rainbow going full Blue Man Group on the drums (complete with rainbow lights and water making a really cool effect), Rocking out on the guitar is the only person whose name belong there: Sethastierikko, and on Bass, Duke Howard.

After one song we realize our only real skill is in hockey and decide to retire on the spot.

Long live 3 Vets, 2 Cups, and a Rookie

In Quebec, the music will be a kitchen party, with fiddles and excess beer. But since fiddle music can sometimes be lame, Chubby Barista will bring a gigantic gong, to play not with a traditional mallet, but with boxing gloves. Because the training never, ever stops. Except for coffee.

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Formerly Peter, 2x Four Star Cup champ and Defender of the Year.
Now Chubby Barista, paramount expression of caffeinated aggression.

Easy, Goalies will be the drummers and everyone else will be guitars. The band would be "Goal Drums for Kelowna" Ultimately it'd be a massive failure because not a single one of us knows how to play, and if someone does they're most likely going to do a solo as everyone can sing along with a song.

- Yuri Satoshi -
Japanese Goalie for the Kelwona Knights & the WJC British Isles

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S81 Rookie Regular Season Statline
- And only going to improve... -

Games Played: 39 

Record: 23-8-0 - Top 10 (in wins)
GAA: 3.17 - Top 10
Save percentage: 0.900 - Top 10
Shutouts: 1
Shots against: 26.51
Game rating: 69
GSAA: 6.42 - Top 10
Fantasy: 213.10

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The St Louis band would be named after the blues, a classic local tune. They would feature Paul Missthenet on the triangle, Honk Shoo on vocals, and put everyone in their audience to sleep in minutes. (36 words)

The party in the Nevada locker room would look similar the the locker room scenes in Major League (RIP Bob Ucker), I imagine that the team is playing the film’s soundtrack 24/7, and that the goalies are doing Pedro Cerrano‘s voodoo. That’s on account of Goaltenders being voodoo.

Gallade081/Armani Dove

The Rams, that could be our band name and i can see us playing country type of music, with cowboy hats etc. I can't play any instrument, so i guess my only job would be to drink whiskey, smoke cigars and enjoy the music. Hopefully we have some musicians in our team.

I’d be on bass ezpz (I actually play bass irl)
Sparky on the electric guitar,@Jagg102 on the drums and @Rookyi singing. No clue why that just seems to fit the best. And we making music like Creed!

Hell yea, thats the way

Jordan Lafrenière || C || Kelowna/Baltimore || TPE Peak:TBD
Name: Jordan Lafrenière
Age: 19
Birthplace: Montréal, Québec
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 192 lbs
Number: 14
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Draft results:
-S80 SMJHL Draft: 17th Overall by Kelowna Knights
-S81 SHL Draft: 4th Overall by Baltimore Platoon
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Career stats:
SMJHL
| S80 | 66 GP | 13 G | 39 A | 52 PTS | +11 |  3 PPP | 38 PIM | 79 H |
| S81 | 66 GP | 29 G | 50 A | 79 PTS | +28 | 12 PPP | 32 PIM | 77 H |
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| SMJHL TOTALS |
| 112 GP | 41 G | 89 A | 132 PTS | + 39 | 15 PPP | 70 PIM | 156 H |
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Great Falls Grizz will appear like a large Jam Band on stage like watching Chicago, with our goalies Tyler and Matti on Dueling pianos, most of the others on guitar (but Koen's is the only one that plugged in) and Sandis and Dirty keeping it together on bass. Grindle is the lead singer but there will be a rotational karaoke style backup vocalist with the rest of the team. The rookies will cycle in instruments as needed, like the dulcimer, a hurdy-gurdy, bagpipes, and Yoshinobu will focus mainly on the egg shakers...until a Lady Gaga cover takes place and then it'll be his turn on mic.

How bad could it possibly be?

the band name would be Elks ate fish because I miss Regina and I dont even know where the fish city is on a map for the instrument we would have Jose Brodeur on the Drum, Tip Toasty would be our signer, teddy bloos on the piano,Jack Ryan on the bass and finally Jeff Santiago on the guitar. And we would prob do a lot of covers because we aint original atleast Im not.

I’d be on bass ezpz (I actually play bass irl)
Sparky on the electric guitar,@Jagg102 on the drums and @Rookyi singing. No clue why that just seems to fit the best. And we making music like Creed!

I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKING
MAYBE SIX FEET AIN'T SO FAR DOWNNNNNNNNNN

Erik Johnson Career
S81 Waiver Pick-up
143 BLKs (lead team), 44 takeaways, 102 hits 
Drafted S81 to HAM 6oa 
WJC Gold S80 



Jagg102 GM Career
S81 WJC World GM

The scarecrows would be the heaviest band in the league, with cake on the drums keeping everyone in time, Eric sosa on bass keeping the guitarist and drums in sync, then we have Nick on guitar shredding it up, and then we have toaster on mics yapping it up and keeping the crowd entertained.

We would definitely be a sarcastic metal band simply named Kraken Thunder. 
We'd be a parody metal band that writes in jokes and puns. 
Vocals would fall to me as I got the growlie growls down 
Drums would doubtless go to @kahri because she loves to abuse things (joking) 
Guitar would be @ghamss, if he plays guitar like he answers questions, he'll be shredding all over the place. 
Lastly, bass would go to @Hetaksh because nobody cares about the bum bassist (also a joke)

Our show would end in us all arguing mid song and throwing our instruments at each other.

bingo (short hand for bingankus glunksplosion his full name) decided not to tell his team that they were going to be the band for the party and decided to just play an instrument himself he went up there at the front of the party and started playing never meant by americ anfootball on the guitar just absolutely going to town on it i bet @efiug enjoyed it @hotdog @micool132 @Jepox

Signatures by Vulfzilla, Jepox, Jess, rum_ham, Ragnar, and myself

 

Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno


Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired
Birthplace: United Kingdom
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 40
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman)
S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie)
S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team
S47 | GB  | IIHF Gold
S49 | GB  | IIHF Silver
S52 | GB  | IIHF Gold
S53 | GB  | IIHF Bronze
S54 | GB  | IIHF Silver
S55 | GB  | IIHF Gold
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14
S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5
S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9
S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1
S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12
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Transactions:
S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall
S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season
S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall
S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons
S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons

The band name world be the Dino Drummers, and are number 1 hit song would be called 64 million years ago. Everyone would sing along and it would be like a rock concert.

Think we’d mostly be a cover band of indie/alt rock in STL, but leave the vibes open for almost anything. Lead vocals would be done by the Captain of course, Jean Bon. Toivo Jokinen and Chungledown Bin on guitar/bass/back up vocals. We’d have our Wal Rus standing guard on the drum set. Last but not least Swiffer Sweeper with something random like a saxophone. Every few songs Eric Sosa would show up with something equally as random likea cowbell.

We would be the Straw men.. or Corn Field Commanders.