A Whole New Season! A New SHL Wrestling!

Welcome everyone to Season TWO of SHL Wrestling!
I am Mister Prime, this league's promoter and we are ready for an exciting season! New additions, surprises, twists and more awaits so let's get this show on the road!

Here are the warriors who will step in the ring this season!

S81 - Joe Primeau - Right Wing - Joe Hendry @MrPrime
S81 - Claude L'Castor - Goaltender - Kevin Owens @Beavie
S80 - Drew McIntyre - Center - Drew McIntyre @KenitohMenara
S79 - Darrin Turner-Yell - Left Wing - Jey Uso YEET! @OilKing
S79 - Darby Reznor - Left Wing - Darby Allen @WildfireMicro
S75 - Andrade Lasomba - Left Wing - Andrade @Akoustique
S74 - John Peanut - Left Defense - John Cena with Peanut Body @Chevy
S73 - Xavier Beausoleil - Right Wing - Sami Zayn @Takk806
S71 - Mercedes Baylé - Left Wing - Merecedes Moné @Bayley
S82 - Hunter Cross - Right Wing - Hulk Hogan @NamesMonday
S82 - Ogie Ogilthorpe - Right Defense - Goldie Goldthorpe @HockeyTyrant
S82 - Gappy Hilmore - Left Wing - Happy Gilmore @dude_man

A New Fighter Joins the Madness!!

SHL Wrestling Management is proud to announce that Enlightened Centrist @aleks has joined the roster! The addition of the Megastar is sure to fire up the crowds and we are excited to see what he will do inside the ring WITH EV-ERYBODY SAYING- En-Light-Ened YEAH!!!

BREAKING NEWS - The Surgeon is missing in action!
San Diego Tidals' Ogie Ogilthorpe, drafted this season, is missing in action and has yet to play a game and thus as a result he will be replaced by Enlightened Centrist ho just joined the promotion!

Introducing the SHL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

New this season will be tag team matches to be contested by the roster who will be fighting for the brand new SHL Tag Team Championships!
The points tally of each team will determine the winners unless I decide to spice things up for storyline purposes.

And Now: Introducing the teams!

Cross & McIntyre - The Battleborns
Beausoleil & Peanut - Les Patriotes
Primeau & Baile - Faith and Money
Reznor & Lasombra - The Timber Platoon
L'Castor & Turner - The Battle Skrees
Centrist & Hilmore

New To SHL Wrestling: Roles and Wrestling Styles!

As we all know, in the SHL every player has a role. Power forward, Sniper, Enforcer to name only a few. I decided to associate each available role with a fighting style and this is the results!

Joe Primeau
Power Forward - Powerhouse: Overwhelms opponents with strength and hard-hitting moves.
Dangler - Technical Wrestler: Uses finesse, creativity, and technique to outmaneuver opponents.

Claude L'Castor
Crease-Cleaning Defenseman - Protector: Focuses on shielding teammates, breaking up interference, and maintaining control.

Drew McIntyre
Power Forward - Powerhouse: Overwhelms opponents with strength and hard-hitting moves.

Enlightened Centrist
Two-Way Forward - Hybrid Wrestler: Balances offense and defense effectively, excelling at transitions.

Darrin Turner-Yell
Sniper - Striker: Relies on precision strikes and targeted offense to weaken opponents.

Darby Reznor
Power Forward - Powerhouse: Overwhelms opponents with strength and hard-hitting moves.
Dangler - Technical Wrestler: Uses finesse, creativity, and technique to outmaneuver opponents.

Andrade Lasomba
Perimeter Shooter - High Flyer: Focuses on long-range, aerial maneuvers rather than grappling or close combat.

John Peanut
Shutdown Defenseman - Submission Specialist: Neutralizes opponents by locking them down and cutting off escape routes.

Xavier Beausoleil
Power Forward - Powerhouse: Overwhelms opponents with strength and hard-hitting moves.
Playmaker - All-Rounder: Versatile style, capable of adapting to offense or defense to set up opportunities.

Mercedes Baylé
Dangler - Technical Wrestler: Uses finesse, creativity, and technique to outmaneuver opponents.

Hunter Cross
Playmaker - All-Rounder: Versatile style, capable of adapting to offense or defense to set up opportunities.

Ogie Ogilthorpe
Goon Defenseman - Hardcore Brawler: Focuses on physicality and intimidation, not finesse or precision.

Gappy Hilmore
Enforcer - Enforcer Wrestler: Protects allies and delivers punishing moves to opponents who step out of line.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN!
Hey you, yes you the reader!



You want to be included in this? Let me know! Tell me your render and I'll gladly include you along! This is meant to be fun, so why not take part, ya? Or not, I'm not your father, or your boss. :p Now, back to our regular scheduled programming!

Here are your Champions ahead of the first card of the season!

World - Claude L'Castor
North American - Mercedes Baylé
Challenge - John Peanut
Four Star - Darby Reznor
Tag Team - N/A

Wrestling wouldn't be wrestling with some twists and turns, so here are the rules of the game! Because like some promoter we know, I can do whatever I want!

Official SHL Wrestling Rules ( Subject To Change )

- The SHL World Championship is given to the points scoring leader and will change hands only if a lead change takes place.
- The SHL North American Championship is awarded to the points-scoring leader on a weekly basis.
- The SHL Four Star Cup is awarded to the SMJHL points-scoring leader on a weekly basis.
- The SHL Challenge Champion is awarded to the SHL points-scoring leader on a weekly basis. Thus, while the World Championship will compile the stats through the season, the North American title will reset every week.
- If a wrestler has most points for more than one Championship, the second title will be awarded to the second points leader of the second title. if the second leader has a belt, the winner will be the third points-scoring leader. This there will no longer be 'Darby2Belts'. This is known as The Reznor Rule.
Rule Update - Claude L'Castor being the only goalie, will have his wins and losses together + 10 points ( Was + 5 ) tallied in order to make things interesting. Also, because Kevin Owens is right, fight me.
NEW Rule - Defensemen are given + 5 points to their tally in order to spice things up and make them ore competitive. Because I can!
- The Two-Belt Rule, otherwise known as the Reznor Rule, doesn't apply to the Tag Team Championships.

For the historians amongst you, here is the complete Championship history of SHL Wrestling.

SEASON ONE

World Championship
Week 1 - Mercedes Bailé
Week 2 - Darby Reznor
Week 3 - N/A
Week 4 - Darby Reznor
Playoff 1 - Claude L'Castor

North American Championship
Week 1 - Darby Reznor
Week 2 - Xavier Beausoleil
Week 3 - N/A
Week 4 - Xavier Beausoleil
Playoff 1 - Mercedes Bailé

Challenge Champion
Week 1 - Xavier Beausoleil
Week 2 - Mercedes Bailé
Week 3 - N/A
Week 4 - Mercedes Bailé
Playoff 1 - John Peanut

Four Star Championship
Week 1 - Darby Reznor
Week 2 - Drew McIntyre
Week 3 - N/A
Week 4 - Drew McIntyre
Playoff 1 - Darby Reznor

There won't be any news this week for I would rather we focus on the match results which this season will come in the form of a short recap of matches! ENJOY!

SHL WRESTLING - SEASON TWO - WEEK ONE!
Location - Bell Centre, Montreal, Quebec

Opening Match – SHL Tag Team Championship
Beausoleil & Peanut vs. Reznor & Lasombra
The night kicks off with an absolute barnburner as Team Patriotes challenges for the tag titles! The chemistry between Beausoleil and Peanut proves to be the difference-maker as they dethrone the champions and claim the gold! But before they can celebrate, McIntyre and Cross launch a shocking attack, sending a clear message—no one is safe!

Hunter Cross vs. Joe Primeau
A battle of brute force and technical prowess sees Joe Primeau rise to the occasion against the dominant Hunter Cross. After withstanding Cross’ relentless assault, Primeau counters with a thunderous Prime Time Kick for the win!

Four Star Championship
Darby Reznor © vs. Gappy Hilmore
Reznor defends his title against the unpredictable and dangerous Hilmore in a brutal, high-risk contest. Despite Hilmore’s unorthodox tactics, Reznor retains after landing a wicked Coffin Drop. But before he can celebrate, Hunter Cross and Drew McIntyre strike again! What the hell is going on?!

Darrin Turner-Yell vs. Andrade Lasombra
Two warriors with a hunger for dominance collide! Turner-Yell showcases his high-energy, smash-mouth offense, countering Andrade’s finesse. In the end, Turner-Yell lands a huge YEET! Driver to secure a hard-fought victory.

Challenge Championship
John Peanut © vs. Xavier Beausoleil
In a battle between two technical masterminds, Xavier Beausoleil fights tooth and nail to dethrone John Peanut. With the crowd firmly behind him, Beausoleil lands a devastating finisher to capture the Challenge Championship! The era of the Patriotes continues!

North American Championship
Mercedes Baylé © vs. Drew McIntyre
A clash of resilience versus brute force, as Baylé defends her title against the powerhouse McIntyre. Despite McIntyre’s overwhelming offense, Baylé outmaneuvers him, scoring a decisive pinfall. Post-match, Cross joins McIntyre for a vicious attack, but Baylé manages to escape unscathed, glaring at the rising storm of chaos.

Main Event – SHL World Championship
Claude L’Castor © vs. Enlightened Centrist
L’Castor puts his championship on the line against the ever-calculating Enlightened Centrist, who aims to bring his analytical approach to championship gold. Just as Centrist looks poised to win, chaos erupts as Drew McIntyre and Hunter Cross storm the ring, blindsiding Centrist! Their interference allows Claude to retain, and as they stand tall together, the shocking revelation is made—the Nevada World Order is born!

AND THAT'S THE SHOW FOLKS!!!
I hope you enjoyed it as much as I had fun crafting this for your enjoyment! Tune in next week to see what happens next!
SOYEZ'Y MESDAMES MESSIEURS!!!

Say his name and he appears! 
Believe In the Whalers!
Believe In WJC Team Canada 
Believe In the Specters
Croyons en Équipe Québec
Believe In/Croyons en Joe Primeau!

i for one am a big fan of the nevada world order

Nevada World Order 4-4-4 Life.

Expect Buffalo Club in a few seasons.

Claude L'Castor #70||Goaltender||Nevada Battleborn/Buffalo Stampede