This is the week that it all happens.

Shit, I was looking at last year's calendar. Never mind.

HAPPY MONDAY GUYS i do not want to go to work today.

I AM TOO EEPY FOR A JOB

Wings lose 2 in a row ?

St Louis sleeper playoff pick?

Almost forgot to chirp the second one. I hope you are fine even if the world is not

Tom Pedersen - Left Wing / Center - Peak: 1967
Norwegian. 6'1, 210 lbs, #81
 
Teams:
S68 - S81: SHL - Calgary Dragons
Career, League: Games: 924, Goals: 293, Assists: 551, Points: 844, +/-: -131, PIM: 507
Career, Playoff: Games: 70, Goals: 16, Assists: 35, Points: 51, +/-: -33, PIM: 26
S65 - S67: SMJHL - Colorado Raptors
Career, League: Games: 198, Goals: 68, Assists: 109, points: 177, +/-: 12, PIM: 75
Career, Playoff: Games: 24, Goals: 4, Assists: 11, points: 15, +/-: -2, PIM: 2
 
International hockey:
S67 - S81: IIHF - Norway
Career, League: Games: 168, Goals: 44, Assists: 63, points: 107, +/-: 14, PIM: 92
Career, Playoff: Games: 24, Goals: 5, Assists: 6, points: 11, +/-: 3, PIM: 8
S67: WJC - Team World
S65 - S66: WJC - Finland
 
Transactions:
Released to Free Agency
Contract Extension: $5.0M x 3 (S79, S80 and S81).
Contract Extension: $4.0M HTD x 3 (S76, S77 and S78).
Contract Extension: $4.0M HTD x 3 (S73, S74 and S75).
Contract Extension: $4.0M S70, 4,5M S71 and 5M S72.
Contract Extension: $4.0M x 3 (S67 - S69).
Contract Signed with Calgary Dragons: $3.0M for S66.
Round 1, 4th pick in the S66 SHL Draft.
Contract Signed with Colorado Raptors: $4.0M + $2.0M Bonus for S65.
Round 2, 3rd pick  (17th overall) in the S65 SMJHL Draft.
 
Awards:
S80: Gold Medal in IIHF with Norway
S74: Bronze Medal in IIHF with Norway
S73: Silver Medal in IIHF with Norway
S72: Silver Medal in IIHF with Norway
S67: Gold Medal in IIHF with Norway
Named Assistant Captain on the Colorado Raptors
S66: Named Assistant Captain on the Colorado Raptors
S65: Alex Andani Award, given to the Best Rookie in the WJC
Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy, given to the Most Underrated Player in SMJHL
Alexander Zajac Award, Awarded to the most dedicated Colorado Raptors player

If I'm being honest, if people were still getting paid for tweets instead of chirps I'd be considerably poorer. God bless the person that invented Chirper.

Jae-ik Barron || C || S73 || Atlanta Inferno
Player Type: Two-Way Forward
Birthplace: Seongnam, South Korea
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 201 lbs
Number: 27
Nationality: Canadian / South Korean
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Transactions:
(S72) Drafted 4th overall by the Great Falls Grizzlies
(S73) Drafted 13th overall by the Atlanta Inferno
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S72-S74 (GFG) - 198 GP | 35 G | 99 A | 134 P | -38 | 84 PIM | 254 HIT | 115 SB | 19:24 TOI
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S72-S74 (GFG) - 19 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +1 | 10 PIM | 22 HIT | 12 SB | 20:13 TOI


Adam Barron || D || S50 || Retired
Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman
Birthplace: Bonavista, NL, Canada
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 27
Peak TPE: 2318
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S52-68 : 1042 GP | 174 G | 466 A | 640 P | +278 | 427 PIM | 1103 HIT | 1743 SB | xx TOI
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
10 Post-seasons - 94 GP | 26 G | 37 A | 63 P | +5 | 32 PIM | 117 HIT | 159 SB | xx TOI
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S49-S51 (HFX) - 150 GP | 12 G | 59 A | 71 P | -8 | 92 PIM | 143 HIT | 157 SB | 19:27 TOI
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S49-S51 (HFX) - 18 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +8 | 10 PIM | 11 HIT | 23 SB | 22:40 TOI
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Transactions:
(S49) Drafted 18th overall by the Halifax Raiders
(S50) Drafted 1st overall by the Winnipeg Jets
(S57) Traded to the Toronto North Stars
(S63) Traded to the Baltimore Platoon
(S66) Signed with the Atlanta Inferno
(S67) Signed with the San Francisco Pride
(S68) Retired during the Off-season
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Awards & Accomplishments:
SHL Hall of Fame Inductee
SHL Challenge Cup: winner (S66)
SHL Anton Razov Trophy: nominated (S58)
SHL Ron Mexico Trophy: nominated (S58)
SHL Scott Stevens Trophy: winner (S58)
SHL Aidan Richan Trophy: nominated (S58)
SHL Bojo Biscuit: nominated (S61)
SHL Turd Ferguson: winner (S68)
IIHF Hall of Fame inductee
IIHF: gold (S54, S56, S57, S58), silver (S61, S62), bronze (S55, S63, S64)
IIHF Best Defenseman: winner (S58, S61)
WJC: gold (S51), silver (S50)

| Player (index) | | Player (portal) |

I wonder how crazy the NHL Trade Deadline will get

I'm sad the Blue Jackets didn't get Gus Nyquist back :(

Harland Sanders | Left Wing | Nevada Battleborn | 369 TPE
Birthplace: Columbus, OH
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 200

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Career Statistics:


(SMJHL)
Regular Season:
S81 NBB | GP: 66 | G: 26 | A: 24 | P: 50 | +/-: -20



Postseason:
S81 NBB | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 6


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Career Highlights:
S82 SHL | Drafted 7th OA - Montreal Patriotes
S81 SMJHL | Drafted 24th OA - Nevada Battleborn



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But I'm happy that it's a new week in the SHL and there are new games to play

Harland Sanders | Left Wing | Nevada Battleborn | 369 TPE
Birthplace: Columbus, OH
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 200

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Career Statistics:


(SMJHL)
Regular Season:
S81 NBB | GP: 66 | G: 26 | A: 24 | P: 50 | +/-: -20



Postseason:
S81 NBB | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 6


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Career Highlights:
S82 SHL | Drafted 7th OA - Montreal Patriotes
S81 SMJHL | Drafted 24th OA - Nevada Battleborn



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did you know that Seth Jones' dad Popeye played for the Dallas Mavericks (fuck nico) and looked like this?

if you were a wizard, what color would your cloak and hat be?

Money money money must be funny
In a rich man's world

Don't you disrespect me little man

Don't you derogate or deride

You're in my world now, not your world-

and I've got friends on the other side

I mean in the ISFL

Hock-tuah! Put a goal on that thannngggg.