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S81 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once…
Due: Sunday, March 16th @ 11:59 PM PST
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GwdjohnsonAll-Star Committee siMp
Here is my all-evil team of players in the league (this is satire):
LW: Greg Evil C: Chaos Giraffe RW: Hamilton Steelhawk LD: Rodwin Dionicio (...) RD: Evil Jordan Humphrey G: QCCBOT4 ![[Image: Gabe-lights.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853563288988942356/1023840211416928318/Gabe-lights.png) ![[Image: nMz40Vc.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/nMz40Vc.gif)
HeppisRegistered Member
"Cal Clutterbuck" team of the season. Based on hits this season.
LW: Djoe Anderson C: Leo Carlsson RW: Patrick Rail LD: Jeremy Snugglemuffin III RD: Colton Paraygeko G: Mr. Electric Goalkeeper is selected because of that cool name and he gives other guys energy to hit hard.
CapnCooperSHL GM SHL GM
I present to you, the all B team!
Representing himself is Thurston Bull to center the team. Next up are the rest: Bartholomew Aittokallio Lorequavius on the wing On the other wing is Koen Boekbinder! Boekbinder is a center but you're going to have to play wing on this team! Sorry! On the Blue line is: Benevolent Kaiju and Bingankus Glunksplosion And the goalie on the all B team is: Tyler Bodega ![[Image: 3WSeHAA.png]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018883889449672814/1152205048563122216/3WSeHAA.png)
KimarRegistered Senior Member
All +/- team. A team made up of people with the best most irrelevant stat!
F: Badger Hennessy +41 F: Slava Kasyanenko +38 F: Jason Bourne +33 D: Ivan Ivanovitch +52 D: Big Sweg +39 G (Highest Save %): Ela Solberg .922% ![[Image: KimarSig.jpg]](https://i.ibb.co/d4pfzBnC/KimarSig.jpg)
Dziadek93Registered Member
There must be a place for those, who doesn't have opportunity to represent own country, so this is my All-World Team:
LW: Levon Dojkic - Slovakia C: Shiny Rainbow - Portugal RW: Enlightened Centrist - Fiji LD: Meredydd Meyrick - Wales RD: Johan Lodewyk - Republic of South Africa G: Matti Brynjarsson - Iceland I'm sure they would proudly play for own flag, no matter of team name.
stevieyRegistered Member
Presenting the all long name team:
C- Sethastierkko Goslavechaaliemiooketiv LW- Ryan Dino-Nugget Hopkins RW- Maximus Decimus Meridius LD- Bartolomew Aittokallio Lorequavius RD- Aartholomew Bittokallio Lorequavius G- Florence-Amalie Mackenzie
theevilisbackRegistered Member
All 4 letter name team!
RW - Josie Cass C - Matt Smith LW - Greg Evil LD - Big Sweg RD - Jack Ellul G - Jack Ryan
Jonnyhockey17Registered Member
Presenting your SMJHL S81 All-Block Team:
Forwards: LW - Drew McIntyre (58)  C - Wednesy Shrinetime (70) RW - Ian Avery (57)  Defence: LD - Hans Gronlund (200)  RD - Dieter Fruhstuck (234)  Goalie: G - Matti Brynjarsson (1344 svs) 
Jonny Hockey - Goalie (#30) - Anchorage Armada
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xNJRangerFanxRegistered Member
I'm going to name the four best players in the SMJHL today (opinion).
-1 (Big Sweg) He's leading the league in goals, assists, and shots as a defender in SMJHL. He's filling up the stat-sheet and the Newfoundland Berserkers are having an incredible season because of him. -2 (Josie Cass) He currently has the most goal contributions in the league, and the San Diego Tidal are having a solid season so far. He's also in the running to win MVP this year. -3 (Hotdog Lunch) I can't even count the amount of shots he's taken this season, with 78 goal contributions to his name on 55 games played. We have eleven games to go, and he's set to break his career-high record for points. -4 (Shiny Rainbow) - The Citadelles are having a historic season, and Shiny Rainbow has accounted for 5% of their goals, with 41 goals on the season. He's averaging 1.36 goal contributions per game, showing his immense impact on the ice.
VulfzillaRegistered Senior Member
I present to you the ALL idk names i like TEAM:
LW: Swiffer Sweeper- Not sure how these perform on ice, but if we ever go to hardwood roller hockey i'm guessing they'll be the MVP. C: Jimbob Ghostkeeper - weird name idk i love it RW: Hotdog Lunch- Legit made me want a hotdog for lunch today. LD: Bubbles Puff - i love me some powerpuff girls RD: Send Noodlez- An obvious shoutout to my former player, SMJHL ROTY and SHL Champion Cup Noodle. I c u yung blud. respek G: Wal Rus- Tusk me daddy uwu ![[Image: BEnevolent.png]](https://i.ibb.co/C3dxs59X/BEnevolent.png) ![[Image: newsig.png]](https://i.ibb.co/tTjqcw9n/newsig.png)
jaypc8237SHL GM S72 Four Star Cup Champion
Personally I would love to see an All-Goalie Team, where the best goalies in the league are selected on 2 separate teams and they play a game, goalies playing player in a game.
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ctotsRegistered Senior Member
I’m putting together the All Natural Team - players whose names reference features of nature. Here are your six starters:
Shiny Rainbow Aurora Borealis Vasher Summers River Yekaterina Volkova Jacob Marsh Levi Bedrock
Gallade081Registered Member
The "Most ridiculous names team"
A team made with players with silly/ridiculous/unpronounceable names. C: Optimus Autonomous (OTT) LW: Hughes Incorporated (ANC) RW: Ima Noobie (NL) RD: Ben (GFG) LD: Mister Mxyzptlk (NBB) G: Unstopab Owl (QCC)
visceralpotamusRegistered Senior Member
03-12-2025, 05:38 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-12-2025, 05:38 PM by visceralpotamus. Edited 1 time in total.)
All shot-block team:
WHo is eating the most pucks with their face? LW: Drew McIntyre C: Wednesey Shrinetime Rw: Ian Avery RD: Dieter Fruhstuck LD: Hans Gronlund Goalie: Matti Brynjarsson ![[Image: visceralpotamus.gif]](https://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/visceralpotamus.gif)
ItZSmallsRegistered Member
Oh boy, we're the Rookies going for an all star. 5 friends and a Kaiju couldnt ask for a better team.
C Silver Tarandus RW for the Thunder bay walleye LW Doctorwad LW for the whalers RW Greg Evil RW for the Citadelles LD Benevolent Kaiju Defensemen of the Highlanders RD Eric Sosa Defenseman for the scarecrows G Tyler Bodega Goalie for the Grizzlies |
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