Below. Well not so funny but my first one

Originally posted by Kane Smith-Pelly@Jan 12 2012, 05:20 PM
Below. Well not so funny but my first one

Thats a huge signature.

#40 Niclas Wastlund - W - VANCOUVER WHALERS / MINNESOTA MONARCHS


NICLAS WASTLUND | HOF GM (LAP) - 1080 - 800 -178
Name: Niclas Wastlund
Age: 61
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 235 lbs
Number: 77
Birthplace: Hudiksvall, Sweden
Birthday: July 16th
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EEL Career Statistics
S1 STHLM: GP: 60 || G: 4 || A: 20 || P: 24 || +/-: 13 || PIMS: 112 || H: 133 || SB: 100
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NWJHL Career Statistics
S7 VAN: GP: 38 || G: 5 || A: 22 || P: 27 || +/-: 18 || PIMS: 22 || H: 63 || SB: 50
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SHL Career Statistics
S8 MIN: GP: 45 || G: 2 || A: 15 || P: 17 || +/-: 10 || PIMS: 81 || H: 54 || SB: 38 || TA: 23
S9 MIN: GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 24|| P: 33 || +/-: 17 || PIMS: 95 || H: 116 || SB: 37 || TA: 60
S10 MIN: GP: 50 || G: 25 || A: 33 || P: 58 || +/-: 25 || PIMS: 62 || H: 136 || SB: 44 || TA: 38
S11 MIN: GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 27 || P: 56 || +/-: 48 || PIMS: 31 || H: 194 || SB: 52 || TA: 41
S12 MIN: GP: 27 || G: 4 || A: 19 || P: 23 || +/-: 2 || PIMS: 31 || H: 60 || SB: 20 || TA: 00
S13 MIN: GP: 50 || G: 7 || A: 33 || P: 40 || +/-: 11 || PIMS: 57 || H: 91 || SB: 67 || TA: 0
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S8 MIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 5 || P: 6 || +/-: 2 || PIMS: 18 || H: 7 || SB: 14 || TA: 5
S9 MIN: GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -3 || PIMS: 2 || H: 16 || SB: 6 || TA: 6
S10 MIN: GP: 21 || G: 6 || A: 5 || P: 11 || +/-: 5 || PIMS: 10 || H: 69 || SB: 14 || TA: 22
S11 MIN: GP: 11 || G: 5 || A: 3 || P: 8 || +/-: -8 || PIMS: 8 || H: 46 || SB: 12 || TA: 9
S12 MIN: GP: 15 || G: 1 || A: 13 || P: 14 || +/-: 5 || PIMS: 16 || H: 32 || SB: 9 || TA: NA
S13 MIN: GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 8 || P: 10 || +/-: 0 || PIMS: 2 || H: 22 || SB: 20 || TA: NA
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SHL General Manager Record
S15 LAP: W: 20 || L: 24 || OTL: 6 ||  PTS: 46 || RESULT: 6th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S16 LAP: W: 33 || L: 15 || OTL: 2 ||  PTS: 68 || RESULT: 1st WEST  - LOST in 1st Round to EDM
S17 LAP: W: 29 || L: 16 || OTL: 5 ||  PTS: 63 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS 
S18 LAP: W: 25 || L: 23 || OTL: 2 ||  PTS: 52 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S19 LAP: W: 27 || L: 17 || OTL: 6 ||  PTS: 60 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - LOST in 1st Round to SEA
S20 LAP: W: 26 || L: 15 || OTL: 9 ||  PTS: 61 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - LOST in 1st Round to TEX
S21 LAP: W: 26 || L: 19 || OTL: 7 ||  PTS: 59 || RESULT: 4th WEST - LOST 1st Round to TEX
S22 LAP: W: 33 || L: 13 || OTL: 6 ||  PTS: 72 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - LOST in Challenge Cup Finals to MAN
S23 LAP: W: 30 || L: 18 || OTL: 4 ||  PTS: 64 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST 1st Round to SEA
S24 LAP: W: 31 || L: 12 || OTL: 9 ||  PTS: 71 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST in Challenge Cup Finals to HAM
S25 LAP: W: 25 || L: 20 || OTL: 5 ||  PTS: 55 || RESULT: 6th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S26 LAP: W: 26 || L: 22 || OTL: 2 ||  PTS: 54 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S27 LAP: W: 26 || L: 20 || OTL: 4 ||  PTS: 56 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S28 LAP: W: 26 || L: 17 || OTL: 7 ||  PTS: 59 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S29 LAP: W: 16 || L: 31 || OTL: 3 ||  PTS: 35 || RESULT: 6th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S30 LAP: W: 22 || L: 25 || OTL: 3 ||  PTS: 47 || RESULT: 6th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S31 LAP: W: 27 || L: 22 || OTL: 1 ||  PTS: 55 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S32 LAP: W: 38 || L: 10 || OTL: 2 ||  PTS: 78 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST 1st Round to CAL
S33 LAP: W: 29 || L: 16 || OTL: 5 ||  PTS: 63 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - LOST 2nd Round to CAL
S34 LAP: W: 30 || L: 12 || OTL: 8 ||  PTS: 68 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST 1st Round to TEX
S35 LAP: W: 28 || L: 18 || OTL: 4 ||  PTS: 60 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - LOST 1st Round to POR
S36 LAP: W: 24 || L: 22 || OTL: 4 ||  PTS: 52 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S37 LAP: W: 25 || L: 20 || OTL: 5 ||  PTS: 55 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S38 LAP: W: 20 || L: 26 || OTL: 4 ||  PTS: 44 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S39 LAP: W: 25 || L: 19 || OTL: 6 ||  PTS: 56 || RESULT: 4th WEST - LOST Challenge Cup Final to MIN
S40 LAP: W: 25 || L: 18 || OTL: 5 ||  PTS: 57 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S41 LAP: W: 33 || L: 13 || OTL: 4 ||  PTS: 70 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - LOST Challenge Cup Final to WKP
S42 LAP: W: 28 || L: 22 || OTL: 0 ||  PTS: 56 || RESULT: 4th WEST - LOST 1st Round to EDM
S43 LAP: W: 28 || L: 20 || OTL: 2 ||  PTS: 58 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - LOST 2nd Round to WPG
S44 LAP: W: 30 || L: 16 || OTL: 4 ||  PTS: 64 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - LOST 1st Round to WPG
S45 LAP: W: 24 || L: 20 || OTL: 6 ||  PTS: 54 || RESULT: 4th WEST - LOST 1st Round to EDM
S46 LAP: W: 25 || L: 20 || OTL: 5 ||  PTS: 55 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - 2nd in Southwest -
S47 LAP: W: 20 || L: 25 || OTL: 5 ||  PTS: 45 || RESULT: 7th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S48 LAP: W: 20 || L: 29 || OTL: 1 ||  PTS: 41 || RESULT: 8th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS
S49 LAP: W: 21 || L: 19 || OTL: 10 ||  PTS: 52 || RESULT: 5th WEST - LOST Wildcard Round to EDM
S50 LAP: W: 26 || L: 23 || OTL: 1 ||  PTS: 53 || RESULT: 5th WEST - LOST Wildcard Round to CAL
S51 LAP: W: 21 || L: 25 || OTL: 4 ||  PTS: 46 || RESULT: 5th WEST - LOST Western Conference Finals to EDM
S52 LAP: W: 25 || L: 21 || OTL: 4 ||  PTS: 54 || RESULT: 4th WEST -
S53 LAP: W: 00 || L: 00 || OTL: 0 ||  PTS: 00 || RESULT: ??? WEST -
Total Record: W: 991 || L:  743 || OTL: 170  || TOTAL: 1,904
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Transactions:
Drafted 11th overall by Stockholm in the S1 EEL Draft
Drafted 7th Overall by Vancouver in EEL Supplemental Draft
Drafted 4th Overall by Minnesota in the S8 SHL Draft
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Accomplishments:
Named S1 Stampede Team Captain
Season 1 EEL All-Star Selection 
Named S7 Vancouver Alternate Captain
S7 Raymond Lindsay Award Winner (Fan voted League MVP)
Season 7 NWJHL All-Star Selection - 1st Overall in Fantasy Draft
1st Defenseman Taken in the S8 Draft
GM of Team Sweden at the S8 WJC
Team Sweden - Gold Medal Winner S8 WJC
S8 SHL All-Star
S9 SHL All-Star
S10 SHL All-Star - Voted #2 Starting D
S11 SHL All-Star - Voted #1 Starting D
S13 SHL All-Star
S9 Minnesota Chiefs Alternate Captain
S10 Minnesota Chiefs Alternate Captain
S11 Minnesota Chiefs Alternate Captain
S12 Minnesota Chiefs Alternate Captain
Team Sweden - S10 Olympic Team Captain
S10 Challenge Cup Champion - Minnesota Chiefs
S12 Challenge Cup Champion - Minnesota Chiefs
S10 Stevens Trophy Runner-Up
Vancouver Whalers' Top D-Man Trophy named "Niclas Wastlund Trophy"
** Suspended for 25 games in S12.
League Record for Best Plus/Minus in S11 for +48
Hired as Los Angeles Panthers GM - S15
Won Western Conference Title - S16
S17 Challenge Cup Champion - GM LA Panthers
S17 JJ Krever Award Winner (Top GM)
S22 Clarence Campbell Trophy Winner
S23 President's Trophy Award Winner
S24 President's Trophy Award Winner
S32 President's Trophy Award Winner
S32 Lance Uppercut Trophy Award Winner (Top GM)
S32 Joe McKeil Trophy Award Winner (Top Coach)
S34 Joe McKeil Trophy Award Winner (Top Coach)
S42 Joe McKeil Trophy Award Winner (Top Coach)
S43 Game 331 - 4-1 WIN v.s Toronto North Stars - 778th Win - 1st to hit this mark - Most Wins as a GM in SHL History
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Contract:
Signed 3yr/10.5M Contract in S8 with NTC.
Signed 5yr/18M Contract Extension in S10 with NTC
Retired S13
Retired as LA Panthers GM After the S55 Season

why is it funny

this did not make me laugh

Originally posted by giova65@Jan 12 2012, 08:37 PM
this did not make me laugh

This did

Axel Kirby || RW || 22 || Los Angeles Panthers
Name: Axel Kirby
Age: 19
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 22
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Regular Season Statistics
S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 21 | P: 34 | +/-: -27 | SOG: 112 | HIT: 127 | SB: 12 | PIM: 20 |
S67: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 34 | P: 49 | +/-: -43 | SOG: 116 | HIT: 131 | SB: 10 | PIM: 30 |
S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 49 | P: 64 | +/-: 11 | SOG: 160 | HIT: 173 | SB: 23 | PIM: 32 |
S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 37 | P: 49 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 105 | HIT: 131 | SB: 15 | PIM: 20 |
S70: SHL CGY | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 31 | P: 44 | +/-: 13 | SOG: 140 | HIT: 90 | SB: 5 | PIM: 16 |
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Playoff Statistics
S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 6 | HIT: 8 | SB: 2 | PIM: 0 |
S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 25 | HIT: 40 | SB: 4 | PIM: 2 |
S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 19 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: 9 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 40 | SB: 5 | PIM: 0 |
S70: SHL CGY | GP: 9 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 17 | HIT: 6 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 |
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Awards/Accomplishments
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Transactions
S66 - Drafted 19th Overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken
S66 - Signed 1 year/$4 million contract with the Carolina Kraken
S67 - Drafted 7th Overall in the SHL Draft by the Calgary Dragons
S67 - Signed 1 year/$3 million contract with the Calgary Dragons
S68 - Signed 2 year/$6 million contract with the Calgary Dragons
S70 - Signed 3 year/$11 million contract with the Calgary Dragons
S71 - Traded from the Calgary Dragons to the Los Angeles Panthers

 
Theo Morgan || RW || 96 || Retired (S46 - S65)
Name: Theo Morgan
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 96
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Regular Season Statistics
S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 66 | HIT: 22 | SB: 0 | PIM: 10 |
S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 12 | P: 27 | +/-: -2 | SOG: 136 | HIT: 44 | SB: 4 | PIM: 14 |
S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 20 | P: 43 | +/-: 23 | SOG: 119 | HIT: 49 | SB: 0 | PIM: 14 |
S49: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 12 | P: 24 | +/-: -17 | SOG: 162 | HIT: 20 | SB: 7 | PIM: 8 |
S50: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 14 | P: 27 | +/-: -14 | SOG: 139 | HIT: 29 | SB: 8 | PIM: 10 |
S51: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 12 | P: 32 | +/-: 7 | SOG: 122 | HIT: 4 | SB: 19 | PIM: 0 |
S52: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 15 | P: 30 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 196 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 |
S53: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 19 | P: 40 | +/-: 18 | SOG: 135 | HIT: 51 | SB: 18 | PIM: 22 |
S54: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 26 | A: 25 | P: 51 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 61 | SB: 3 | PIM: 8 |
S55: SHL EDM | GP: 50 | G: 37 | A: 32 | P: 69 | +/-: 40 | SOG: 229 | HIT: 60 | SB: 4 | PIM: 20 |
S56: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 43* | A: 39 | P: 82 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 269 | HIT: 71 | SB: 11 | PIM: 16 |
S57: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 39 | P: 72 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 270 | HIT: 94 | SB: 10 | PIM: 10 |
S58: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 45 | P: 79 | +/-: 36 | SOG: 305 | HIT: 128 | SB: 20 | PIM: 12 |
S59: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 54 | P: 102 | +/-: 49 | SOG: 306 | HIT: 126 | SB: 22 | PIM: 12 |
S60: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 41 | A: 44 | P: 85 | +/-: 33 | SOG: 282 | HIT: 113 | SB: 16 | PIM: 14 |
S61: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 45 | P: 84 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 304 | HIT: 75 | SB: 4 | PIM: 24 |
S62: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 54 | P: 87 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 250 | HIT: 73 | SB: 12 | PIM: 10 |
S63: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 39 | P: 58 | +/-: 51 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 89 | SB: 15 | PIM: 18 |
S64: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 176 | HIT: 88 | SB: 21 | PIM: 16 |
S65: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 22 | P: 45 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 142 | HIT: 99 | SB: 34 | PIM: 26 |
SHL Career Totals | GP: 994 | G: 479 | A: 532 | P: 1011 | +/-: 378 | SOG: 3673 | HIT: 1190 | SB: 231 | PIM: 222 |
* denotes current SHL records
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Playoff Statistics
S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 5 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 16 | HIT: 3 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 |
S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 9 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 |
S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 19 | G: 5 | A: 7 | P: 12 | +/-: 6 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 17 | SB: 1 | PIM: 6 |
S53: SHL LAP | GP: 11 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 36 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 |
S54: SHL LAP | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 3 | P: 12 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 16 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 |
S55: SHL EDM | GP: 11 | G: 7 | A: 8 | P: 15 | +/-: 10 | SOG: 46 | HIT: 21 | SB: 1 | PIM: 0 |
S56: SHL HAM | GP: 18 | G: 14 | A: 9 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 84 | HIT: 20 | SB: 11 | PIM: 4 |
S57: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 28 | SB: 17 | PIM: 0 |
S58: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 8 | P: 19 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 80 | HIT: 31 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 |
S59: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 40 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 |
S60: SHL HAM | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 19 | SB: 5 | PIM: 5 |
S61: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 15 | P: 26 | +/-: 14 | SOG: 77 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 |
S62: SHL HAM | GP: 22 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 67 | HIT: 29 | SB: 3 | PIM: 6 |
S63: SHL HAM | GP: 25 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 74 | HIT: 30 | SB: 13 | PIM: 6 |
S64: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 55 | HIT: 34 | SB: 3 | PIM: 2 |
S65: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 27 | HIT: 17 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 |
SHL Career Totals | GP: 200 | G: 85 | A: 94 | P: 179 | +/-: 34 | SOG: 694 | HIT: 300 | SB: 83 | PIM: 41 |
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Awards/Achievements
S47 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada
S48 - Four Star Cup Champion with the Vancouver Whalers
S48 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada
S48 - Won DeMaricus Smyth Trophy as the WJC's Top Forward
S48 - Won Brady McIntyre Trophy as the WJC's Tournament MVP
S54 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada
S55 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (37)
S55 - Named an SHL 2nd All-Star Team
S55 - Won IIHF Bronze Medal with Team Canada
S56 - Broke FHM 50 Game Single Season Goal Record (43 Goals)
S56 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S56 - Joins the Quad Gold Club
S56 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (82)
S56 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (43)
S56 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players
S56 - Won Anton Razov Trophy as Playoff MVP
S56 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP
S56 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star
S56 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada
S57 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada
S58 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S58 - Named an SHL 3rd Team All-Star
S58 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada
S58 - Named IIHF Top Forward of the Tournament
S59 - First Player in SHL History to record 100+ points in a single season
S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Points Record (102 Points)
S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Goal Record (48 Goals)
S59 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (102)
S59 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (48)
S59 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star
S59 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players
S59 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP
S61 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S63 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks
Transactions
S46 - Signed a 1 Year/$3 Million contract with the Vancouver Whalers
S46 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster
S47 - Drafted 15th overall by the Los Angeles Panthers
S47 - Signed a 2 year/$4 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers
S47 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster
S49 - Signed a 3 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers
S52 - Signed a 2 year/$8 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers
S53 - Named to Team Canada IIHF Roster
S54 - Signed a 2 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers
S55 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Edmonton Blizzard
S56 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S58 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S60 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S62 - Signed a 1 year/$6 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S63 - Signed a 1 year/$5 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S64 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S65 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks

Chuck Winnfield || D || 76 || Retired (S13 - S23)
Name: Chuck Winnfield
Age: 19
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 206 lbs
Number: 76
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Regular Season Statistics
S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 69 | SB: 54 | PIM: 26 |
S14: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 17 | P: 22 | +/-: 16 | HIT: 72 | SB: 55 | PIM: 31 |
S15: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 15 | P: 15 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 107 | SB: 62 | PIM: 48 |
S16: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 30 | P: 34 | +/-: 34 | HIT: 109 | SB: 49 | PIM: 57 |
S17: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 25 | P: 27 | +/-: 7 | HIT: 102 | SB: 54 | PIM: 58 |
S18: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 32 | P: 38 | +/-: 6 | HIT: 133 | SB: 47 | PIM: 69 |
S19: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 20 | P: 23 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 101 | SB: 49 | PIM: 47 |
S20: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | +/-: 14 | HIT: 109 | SB: 54 | PIM: 71 |
S21: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 10 | A: 42 | P: 52 | +/-: 19 | HIT: 126 | SB: 54 | PIM: 69 |
S22: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 123 | SB: 71 | PIM: 86 |
S23: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 34 | P: 42 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 113 | SB: 63 | PIM: 81 |
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Playoff Statistics
S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | HIT: 9 | SB: 12 | PIM: 21 |
S14: SHL NEW | GP: 19 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | HIT: 30 | SB: 27 | PIM: 15 |
S15: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 |
S16: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 10 | SB: 8 | PIM: 2 |
S17: SHL NEW | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -3 | HIT: 8 | SB: 5 | PIM: 2 |
S19: SHL LAP | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2| +/-: 3 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 8 |
S20: SHL LAP | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 16 | SB: 2 | PIM: 23 |
S21: SHL SEA | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -4 | HIT: 42 | SB: 9 | PIM: 23 |
S22: SHL SEA | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 13 | SB: 6 | PIM: 2 |
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Awards/Accomplishments
S13 - Winner of the Quilha Agante Trophy as the best SMJHL defenseman
S21 - Winner of the Scott Stevens Trophy as the best SHL defenseman
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Transactions
S13 NWJHL Draft - Drafted 3rd Overall by the Prince George Firebirds
S14 SHL Draft - Selected 1st Overall by the New England Wolfpack
S14 - Signed 3year/15Million contract with the New England Wolfpack
S15 - Signed 2year/4Million contract with the New England Wolfpack
S17 - Traded from the New England Wolfpack to the Los Angeles Panthers
S20 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Seattle Riot
S20 - Signed 2year/6Million contract with the Seattle Riot
Roberto Martucci || RW || 13 || Retired (S3 - S13) || Hall of Fame
Name: Roberto Martucci
Age: 18
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 204 lbs
Number: 13
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Regular Season Statistics
S3: NWJHL LET | GP: 87 | G: 31 | A: 30 | P: 61 | +/-: -27 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 65 | HIT: 170 |
S4: SHL HAM | GP: 40 | G: 9 | A: 8 | P: 17 | +/-: 13 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 34 | HIT: 46 |
S5: SHL HAM | GP: 44 | G: 8 | A: 14 | P: 22 | +/-: 7 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 59 | HIT: 55 |
S6: SHL HAM | GP: 60 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: -8 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 120 | HIT: 101 |
S7: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 26 | P: 44 | +/-: 5 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 33 | HIT: 95 |
S8: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 70 | HIT: 73 |
S9: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 33 | A: 35 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 85 |
S10: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 27 | A: 41 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 82 |
S11: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 32 | A: 32 | P: 64 | +/-: 10 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 6 | HIT: 83 |
S12: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 26 | P: 43 | +/-: 19 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 4 | HIT: 22 |
S13: SHL HAM/TEX | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 23 | P: 41 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 19 |
-----S13: SHL HAM | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: 1 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 10 |
-----S13: SHL TEX | GP: 34 | G: 16 | A: 19 | P: 35 | +/-: 23 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 9 |
Career Totals | GP: 494 | G: 209 | A: 258 | P: 467 | +/-: 122 | GWG: 32 | PIM: 367 | HIT: 661 |
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Playoff Statistics
S3: NWJHL LET GP: 4 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | +/-: 6 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 5 | HIT: 6 |
S4: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 5 |
S5: SHL HAM | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 17 | HIT: 17 |
S7: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -4 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 29 |
S9: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 7 | P: 15 | +/-: 2 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 15 |
S10: SHL HAM | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 13 |
S11: SHL HAM | GP: 15 | G: 11 | A: 16 | P: 27 | +/-: 11 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 26 |
S12: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -3 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 2 |
S13: SHL TEX | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 1 |
Career Totals | GP: 87 | G: 34 | A: 41 | P: 75 | +/-: 9 | GWG: 9 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 108 |
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Transactions
Jan 13, 2011 - Signed by the Lethbridge Lions
Apr 4th, 2011 - Drafted 10th Overall in the S4 SHL Draft by the Hamilton Steelhawks
Apr 4th, 2011 - Signed 3yr/7mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
Nov 1st, 2011 - Signed 4yr/8mil contract extension with Hamilton Steelhawks
July 1st, 2012 - Signed 4yr/15mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
May 9th, 2013 - Traded from Hamilton to Texas
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Awards/Accomplishments
S4 - Selected for Team World
S4 SHL All Star
S5 - Selected for Team World and Assigned Co-GM
S5 - Won Bronze with Team World
S5 - Jersey Number 13 Retired by Washington Patriots
S5 - Patriots name Roberto Martucci Award for Most Dedicated Member
S5 SHL All Star
S5 All Star Game MVP
S6 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain
S7 - IHF Team World Bronze Medalist
S6 SHL All Star
S7 - Nominated for Jeff Dar Trophy
S7 - Nominated for JJ Krever Trophy
S7 - Named to Team Canada
S7 - IHF Team Canada Silver Medalist
S7 SHL All Star
S8 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain
S8 - Nominated for Ron Mexico Trophy
S8 SHL All Star
S8 - Named to Team Canada
S9 - Named Vancouver Whalers GM
S10 - Olympic Gold Medalist with Team Canada
S11 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S12 - Named to Team Canada
S17 - Inducted into the SHL Hall of Fame