Jack Burton. Me!
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Gifter of Bikes
Registered S10, S18 Challenge Cup Champion
Ruggedly handsome and always ready to step into a situation to help his friends, Californian Jack Burton has declared his eligibility for the upcoming SMJHL draft. When asked why he has decided to give hockey a try after many long years of driving his truck, the famed Pork Chop Express, he had this to say:
"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
HabsFanFromOntario
SHL GM S30 Cup Champion Never Going To Win A Cup
Oh, Jack Burton? I heard he's you!
“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”
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