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Reporting from Bastardtown, Ireland I'm Jack Mihoff reporting on a new prospect from the Republic of Ireland of all places.
While the name may suggest he is a scrub, it can be assumed his parents named him ironically because he is certainly, sum ting right. SumTing Wong, born to parents, Little Wong and NoMo Wong has never actually played hockey before. He is signing to come over to the SMJHL, in the hopes that he will be sponsored to America, where he can leech off the welfare system. He is also under the impression that he will find a lovely lady who will love his long Fu Man Chu and toothless smile and will give him a big family. When asked about how he'll find her on Craig's List he responded "I like to puck, I like to puck a lot!" When a scout from the SMJHL (not pointing any fingers, cough Kelowna cough) saw this, they immediately recommended he come try his luck at harvesting assists rather than rice.
Naturally, Sumting Wong agreed because he doesn't speak English, he speaks his second mother tongue of Engrish, so just like his mom always to do, when somebody speaks English, smile, nod and say yes to any questions.
Now that he's here though, SumTing Wong plans to at least be mediocre, and says that those who pass up an opportunity to get him will have their goats stolen and will find spit in their meals for the next week and a half.
The question remains though, does he actually know how to skate? Though speculation is abound, reports are as of yet unconfirmed.
Well, that's all for now, I'm Jack Mihoff signing out from this town full of cyclops-es and cousins who are dating each other. Until next time, make sure you buy rice.
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Theo Kane | #19 | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | 1914 TPE Age: 39 Height: 5'11" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 19 Player Type: Sniper ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics -S20:RGF||GP: 40 G: 12 A: 22 PTS: 34 +/-: -7 PIM: 4 HIT: 19 SB: 3 GWG: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics -S20:RGF||GP: 4 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 HIT: 0 SB: 0 GWG: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics -S21:EDM||GP: 52 G: 13 A: 10 PTS: 23 +/-: -8 PIM: 0 HIT: 9 SB: 5 GWG: 3 -S22:EDM||GP: 48 G: 14 A: 10 PTS: 24 +/-: 5 PIM: 0 HIT: 25 SB: 2 GWG: 1 -S23:EDM||GP: 52 G: 19 A: 21 PTS: 40 +/-: 5 PIM: 4 HIT: 25 SB: 11 GWG: 5 -S24:EDM||GP: 52 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 +/-: -6 PIM: 22 HIT: 54 SB: 13 GWG: 5 -S25:EDM||GP: 50 G: 15 A: 18 PTS: 33 +/-: -4 PIM: 10 HIT: 22 SB: 5 GWG: 4 -S26:EDM||GP: 50 G: 18 A: 22 PTS: 40 +/-: 17 PIM: 2 HIT: 2 SB: 8 GWG: 2 -S27:EDM||GP: 50 G: 24 A: 26 PTS: 50 +/-: 31 PIM: 2 HIT: 10 SB: 4 GWG: 7 -S28:EDM||GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 PTS: 44 +/-: 17 PIM: 26 HIT: 79 SB: 11 GWG: 6 -S29:EDM||GP: 50 G: 31 A: 36 PTS: 67 +/-: 32 PIM: 57 HIT: 204 SB: 10 GWG: 8 -S30:EDM||GP: 50 G: 16 A: 24 PTS: 40 +/-: 5 PIM: 56 HIT: 192 SB: 15 GWG: 4 -S31:EDM||GP: 50 G: 23 A: 28 PTS: 51 +/-: 23 PIM: 63 HIT: 187 SB: 6 GWG: 2 -S32:EDM||GP: 50 G: 8 A: 36 PTS: 44 +/-: 13 PIM: 22 HIT: 51 SB: 67 GWG: 2 -S33:EDM||GP: 50 G: 33 A: 39 PTS: 72 +/-: 12 PIM: 28 HIT: 239 SB: 18 GWG: 3 -S34:EDM||GP: 50 G: 26 A: 20 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 38 HIT: 235 SB: 12 GWG: 3 -S35:EDM||GP: 50 G: 23 A: 22 PTS: 45 +/-: -9 PIM: 32 HIT: 205 SB: 18 GWG: 1 -S36:EDM||GP: 37 G: 23 A: 17 PTS: 40 +/-: 5 PIM: 8 HIT: 101 SB: 16 GWG: 4 -S36:SEA||GP: 13 G: 5 A: 4 PTS: 9 +/-: 0 PIM: 27 HIT: 5 SB: 4 GWG: 1 -S37:SEA||GP: 50 G: 24 A: 19 PTS: 43 +/-: 19 PIM: 2 HIT: 4 SB: 8 GWG: 9 -S38:WIN||GP: 50 G: 21 A: 20 PTS: 41 +/-: 10 PIM: 12 HIT: 22 SB: 11 GWG: 4 -S39:BUF||GP: 50 G: 17 A: 13 PTS: 30 +/-: -7 PIM: 2 HIT: 9 SB: 5 GWG: 5 -S40:TEX||GP: 50 G: 14 A: 18 PTS: 32 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 HIT: 13 SB: 12 GWG: 4 -S41:EDM||GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 +/-: 3 PIM: 15 HIT: 38 SB: 7 GWG: 1 -S42:EDM||GP: 50 G: 5 A: 10 PTS: 15 +/-: -5 PIM: 12 HIT: 46 SB: 5 GWG: 0 Career||GP: 1104 G: 427 A: 463 PTS: 890 +/-: 152 PIM: 444 HIT: 1738 SB: 266 GWG: 84 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics -S21:EDM||GP: 7 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 HIT: 2 SB: 1 GWG: 1 -S22:EDM||GP: 12 G: 4 A: 4 PTS: 8 +/-: 6 PIM: 0 HIT: 6 SB: 2 GWG: 2 -S23:EDM||GP: 20 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 +/-: -12 PIM: 2 HIT: 15 SB: 2 GWG: 1 -S25:EDM||GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 +/-: -3 PIM: 2 HIT: 0 SB: 1 GWG: 0 -S27:EDM||GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 +/-: -3 PIM: 2 HIT: 1 SB: 1 GWG: 0 -S28:EDM||GP: 17 G: 8 A: 14 PTS: 22 +/-: 10 PIM: 5 HIT: 8 SB: 2 GWG: 1 -S29:EDM||GP: 13 G: 5 A: 6 PTS: 11 +/-: 4 PIM: 25 HIT: 42 SB: 4 GWG: 1 -S30:EDM||GP: 15 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 +/-: 5 PIM: 15 HIT: 52 SB: 3 GWG: 1 -S31:EDM||GP: 16 G: 8 A: 5 PTS: 13 +/-: 0 PIM: 16 HIT: 77 SB: 2 GWG: 2 -S32:EDM||GP: 12 G: 1 A: 6 PTS: 7 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 HIT: 16 SB: 10 GWG: 1 -S33:EDM||GP: 6 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: -2 PIM: 2 HIT: 33 SB: 0 GWG: 2 -S36:SEA||GP: 7 G: 5 A: 6 PTS: 11 +/-: 5 PIM: 0 HIT: 5 SB: 5 GWG: 1 -S37:SEA||GP: 14 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: -11 PIM: 0 HIT: 1 SB: 4 GWG: 1 -S38:WIN||GP: 13 G: 5 A: 5 PTS: 10 +/-: 4 PIM: 6 HIT: 6 SB: 1 GWG: 1 -S40:TEX||GP: 5 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 +/-: -1 PIM: 0 HIT: 4 SB: 0 GWG: 0 -S41:EDM||GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 HIT: 7 SB: 0 GWG: 1 -S42:EDM||GP: 11 G: 3 A: 0 PTS: 3 +/-: -9 PIM: 0 HIT: 10 SB: 1 GWG: 0 Career||GP: 186 G: 60 A: 74 PTS: 134 +/-: -17 PIM: 77 HIT: 285 SB: 39 GWG: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ IHF Statistics -Team Canada||GP: 228 G: 77 A: 116 PTS: 193 +/-: 81 PIM: 52 HIT: 260 SB: 43 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions -Drafted 7th overall by Regina Force in S20 SMJHL Draft -Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton Blizzard in S21 SHL Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards 1x Challenge Cup (S28) 1x Anton Razov Trophy (S28) 2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S29, S33) 2x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S29, S33) 2x Jeff Dar Trophy (S29, S33) 2x Sarmad Khan Trophy (S29, S33) 2x Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP) (S29, S33) 1x Lance Uppercut Award (S31) 1x Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike) (S20) 2x SHL First Team All-Star (S29, S33) 1x SHL Second Team All-Star (S27) 1x SHL Third Team All-Star (S31) 4x IIHF Gold Medal (S21, S24, S27, S39) 3x IIHF Silver Medal (S22, S23) 5x IIHF Bronze Medal (S25, S26, S30, S36, S38) 1x IIHF Top Forward S20: Named Alternate Captain of the Regina Force S23: Named Alternate Captain of the Edmonton Blizzard S23: Hired as Regina Force Co-GM S29: Hired as Edmonton Blizzard Co-GM ------------------------------------------------------------ Player Page |
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Theo Kane | #19 | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | 1914 TPE Age: 39 Height: 5'11" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 19 Player Type: Sniper ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics -S20:RGF||GP: 40 G: 12 A: 22 PTS: 34 +/-: -7 PIM: 4 HIT: 19 SB: 3 GWG: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics -S20:RGF||GP: 4 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 HIT: 0 SB: 0 GWG: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics -S21:EDM||GP: 52 G: 13 A: 10 PTS: 23 +/-: -8 PIM: 0 HIT: 9 SB: 5 GWG: 3 -S22:EDM||GP: 48 G: 14 A: 10 PTS: 24 +/-: 5 PIM: 0 HIT: 25 SB: 2 GWG: 1 -S23:EDM||GP: 52 G: 19 A: 21 PTS: 40 +/-: 5 PIM: 4 HIT: 25 SB: 11 GWG: 5 -S24:EDM||GP: 52 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 +/-: -6 PIM: 22 HIT: 54 SB: 13 GWG: 5 -S25:EDM||GP: 50 G: 15 A: 18 PTS: 33 +/-: -4 PIM: 10 HIT: 22 SB: 5 GWG: 4 -S26:EDM||GP: 50 G: 18 A: 22 PTS: 40 +/-: 17 PIM: 2 HIT: 2 SB: 8 GWG: 2 -S27:EDM||GP: 50 G: 24 A: 26 PTS: 50 +/-: 31 PIM: 2 HIT: 10 SB: 4 GWG: 7 -S28:EDM||GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 PTS: 44 +/-: 17 PIM: 26 HIT: 79 SB: 11 GWG: 6 -S29:EDM||GP: 50 G: 31 A: 36 PTS: 67 +/-: 32 PIM: 57 HIT: 204 SB: 10 GWG: 8 -S30:EDM||GP: 50 G: 16 A: 24 PTS: 40 +/-: 5 PIM: 56 HIT: 192 SB: 15 GWG: 4 -S31:EDM||GP: 50 G: 23 A: 28 PTS: 51 +/-: 23 PIM: 63 HIT: 187 SB: 6 GWG: 2 -S32:EDM||GP: 50 G: 8 A: 36 PTS: 44 +/-: 13 PIM: 22 HIT: 51 SB: 67 GWG: 2 -S33:EDM||GP: 50 G: 33 A: 39 PTS: 72 +/-: 12 PIM: 28 HIT: 239 SB: 18 GWG: 3 -S34:EDM||GP: 50 G: 26 A: 20 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 38 HIT: 235 SB: 12 GWG: 3 -S35:EDM||GP: 50 G: 23 A: 22 PTS: 45 +/-: -9 PIM: 32 HIT: 205 SB: 18 GWG: 1 -S36:EDM||GP: 37 G: 23 A: 17 PTS: 40 +/-: 5 PIM: 8 HIT: 101 SB: 16 GWG: 4 -S36:SEA||GP: 13 G: 5 A: 4 PTS: 9 +/-: 0 PIM: 27 HIT: 5 SB: 4 GWG: 1 -S37:SEA||GP: 50 G: 24 A: 19 PTS: 43 +/-: 19 PIM: 2 HIT: 4 SB: 8 GWG: 9 -S38:WIN||GP: 50 G: 21 A: 20 PTS: 41 +/-: 10 PIM: 12 HIT: 22 SB: 11 GWG: 4 -S39:BUF||GP: 50 G: 17 A: 13 PTS: 30 +/-: -7 PIM: 2 HIT: 9 SB: 5 GWG: 5 -S40:TEX||GP: 50 G: 14 A: 18 PTS: 32 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 HIT: 13 SB: 12 GWG: 4 -S41:EDM||GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 +/-: 3 PIM: 15 HIT: 38 SB: 7 GWG: 1 -S42:EDM||GP: 50 G: 5 A: 10 PTS: 15 +/-: -5 PIM: 12 HIT: 46 SB: 5 GWG: 0 Career||GP: 1104 G: 427 A: 463 PTS: 890 +/-: 152 PIM: 444 HIT: 1738 SB: 266 GWG: 84 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics -S21:EDM||GP: 7 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 HIT: 2 SB: 1 GWG: 1 -S22:EDM||GP: 12 G: 4 A: 4 PTS: 8 +/-: 6 PIM: 0 HIT: 6 SB: 2 GWG: 2 -S23:EDM||GP: 20 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 +/-: -12 PIM: 2 HIT: 15 SB: 2 GWG: 1 -S25:EDM||GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 +/-: -3 PIM: 2 HIT: 0 SB: 1 GWG: 0 -S27:EDM||GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 +/-: -3 PIM: 2 HIT: 1 SB: 1 GWG: 0 -S28:EDM||GP: 17 G: 8 A: 14 PTS: 22 +/-: 10 PIM: 5 HIT: 8 SB: 2 GWG: 1 -S29:EDM||GP: 13 G: 5 A: 6 PTS: 11 +/-: 4 PIM: 25 HIT: 42 SB: 4 GWG: 1 -S30:EDM||GP: 15 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 +/-: 5 PIM: 15 HIT: 52 SB: 3 GWG: 1 -S31:EDM||GP: 16 G: 8 A: 5 PTS: 13 +/-: 0 PIM: 16 HIT: 77 SB: 2 GWG: 2 -S32:EDM||GP: 12 G: 1 A: 6 PTS: 7 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 HIT: 16 SB: 10 GWG: 1 -S33:EDM||GP: 6 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: -2 PIM: 2 HIT: 33 SB: 0 GWG: 2 -S36:SEA||GP: 7 G: 5 A: 6 PTS: 11 +/-: 5 PIM: 0 HIT: 5 SB: 5 GWG: 1 -S37:SEA||GP: 14 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: -11 PIM: 0 HIT: 1 SB: 4 GWG: 1 -S38:WIN||GP: 13 G: 5 A: 5 PTS: 10 +/-: 4 PIM: 6 HIT: 6 SB: 1 GWG: 1 -S40:TEX||GP: 5 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 +/-: -1 PIM: 0 HIT: 4 SB: 0 GWG: 0 -S41:EDM||GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 HIT: 7 SB: 0 GWG: 1 -S42:EDM||GP: 11 G: 3 A: 0 PTS: 3 +/-: -9 PIM: 0 HIT: 10 SB: 1 GWG: 0 Career||GP: 186 G: 60 A: 74 PTS: 134 +/-: -17 PIM: 77 HIT: 285 SB: 39 GWG: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ IHF Statistics -Team Canada||GP: 228 G: 77 A: 116 PTS: 193 +/-: 81 PIM: 52 HIT: 260 SB: 43 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions -Drafted 7th overall by Regina Force in S20 SMJHL Draft -Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton Blizzard in S21 SHL Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards 1x Challenge Cup (S28) 1x Anton Razov Trophy (S28) 2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S29, S33) 2x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S29, S33) 2x Jeff Dar Trophy (S29, S33) 2x Sarmad Khan Trophy (S29, S33) 2x Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP) (S29, S33) 1x Lance Uppercut Award (S31) 1x Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike) (S20) 2x SHL First Team All-Star (S29, S33) 1x SHL Second Team All-Star (S27) 1x SHL Third Team All-Star (S31) 4x IIHF Gold Medal (S21, S24, S27, S39) 3x IIHF Silver Medal (S22, S23) 5x IIHF Bronze Medal (S25, S26, S30, S36, S38) 1x IIHF Top Forward S20: Named Alternate Captain of the Regina Force S23: Named Alternate Captain of the Edmonton Blizzard S23: Hired as Regina Force Co-GM S29: Hired as Edmonton Blizzard Co-GM ------------------------------------------------------------ Player Page |
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