Alex Mack
I had the same guesses...2 is tough, I wanna say Selma Hyack?
Steelhead77
For those wondering and who did not listen to the podcast last week. A: Sofia Vergara, B: Salma Hayek, C: Scarlett Johanson.
This Weeks!
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Hopefully these take you longer than 7 seconds to figure out. I should have known you guys were experts. :lol:
---> ParmBorg Highlights
Esa Parmborg || Center || Calgary Dragons || S47 || TPE: 2000+ Name: Esa Parmborg Age: 18 Height: 7'0" Weight: 350 lbs Number: 77 Born: Hella, Iceland ----------------------- Transactions: Drafted #1 Overall - Halifax Raiders - S46 SMJHL Auto Drafted GM - Calgary Dragons - S47 SHL ----------------------- Awards & Achievements: S50 Challenge Cup Champion - Calgary Dragons ----------------------- SHL Statistics: S50: GP:50 | G:9 | A:8 | P:17 | -3 | PIM:13 | H:34 | PP:0 | SOG:70 ----------------------- SMJHL Statistics: S46: GP:50 | G:6 | A:9 | P:15 | -8 | PIM:20 | H:44 | PP:0 | SOG:76 S47: GP:50 | G:12 | A:19 | P:31 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:71 | PP:6 | SOG:111 S48: GP:50 | G:21 | A:27 | P:48 | +10 | PIM:20 | H:19 | PP:13 | SOG:147 S49: GP:50 | G:19 | A:29 | P:48 | +18 | PIM:26 | H:48 | PP:13 | SOG:116 TOT: GP:200 | G:58 | A:84 | P:142 | +20 | PIM:86 | H:182 | PP:32 | SOG:450 Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE Age: 40 Height: 6'3" Weight: 255 lbs Number: 10 Born: Helsinki, Finland ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S46: GP:50 | G:14 | A:10 | P:24 | -14 | PIM:21 | H:23 | PP:5 | SOG:126 S45: GP:50 | G:11 | A:13 | P:24 | -10 | PIM:10 | H:28 | PP:7 | SOG:162 S44: GP:50 | G:11 | A:10 | P:21 | -1 | PIM:10 | H:22 | PP:7 | SOG:115 S43: GP:50 | G:15 | A:17 | P:32 | -7 | PIM:2 | H:9 | PP:11 | SOG:137 S42: GP:50 | G:10 | A:20 | P:30 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:128 S41: GP:50 | G:22 | A:16 | P:38 | +28 | PIM:7 | H:2 | PP:4 | SOG:123 S40: GP:50 | G:16 | A:12 | P:28 | -6 | PIM:18 | H:45 | PP:8 | SOG:118 S39: GP:50 | G:18 | A:14 | P:32 | +12 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:187 S38: GP:50 | G:16 | A:11 | P:27 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:8 | SOG:143 S37: GP:50 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +6 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:12 | SOG:224 S36: GP:50 | G:22 | A:21 | P:43 | +15 | PIM:4 | H:18 | PP:8 | SOG:201 S35: GP:50 | G:28 | A:26 | P:54 | +25 | PIM:0 | H:13 | PP:14 | SOG:205 S34: GP:50 | G:24 | A:22 | P:46 | +6 | PIM:52 | H:128 | PP:13 | SOG:208 S33: GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | -2 | PIM:28 | H:78 | PP:13 | SOG:207 S32: GP:50 | G:18 | A:16 | P:34 | -10 | PIM:27 | H:15 | PP:9 | SOG:164 S31: GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | +11 | PIM:48 | H:92 | PP:9 | SOG:198 S30: GP:50 | G:22 | A:33 | P:55 | +17 | PIM:64 | H:134 | PP:18 | SOG:232 S29: GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | +14 | PIM:75 | H:212 | PP:15 | SOG:239 S28: GP:50 | G:23 | A:25 | P:48 | +25 | PIM:60 | H:179 | PP:7 | SOG:205 S27: GP:50 | G:19 | A:18 | P:37 | +1 | PIM:68 | H:94 | PP:8 | SOG:135 S26: GP:50 | G:21 | A:21 | P:42 | +9 | PIM:54 | H:82 | PP:15 | SOG:200 S25: GP:50 | G:18 | A:27 | P:45 | +27 | PIM:42 | H:139 | PP:6 | SOG:154 S24: GP:52 | G:16 | A:18 | P:34 | -13 | PIM:48 | H:156 | PP:16 | SOG:153 S23: GP:52 | G:19 | A:30 | P:49 | +19 | PIM:104 | H:193 | PP:6 | SOG:162 S22: GP:52 | G:17 | A:25 | P:42 | -9 | PIM:26 | H:116 | PP:18 | SOG:156 S21: GP:52 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +5| PIM:14 | H:51 | PP:12 | SOG:168 S20: GP:50 | G:17 | A:16 | P:33 | +10 | PIM:30 | H:71 | PP:8 | SOG:155 S19: GP:50 | G:10 | A:3 | P:13 | +10 | PIM:18 | H:88 | PP:1 | SOG:68 S18: GP:50 | G:7 | A:8 | P:15 | +20 | PIM:24 | H:44 | PP:4 | SOG:73 ------------------------------------------------ Totals: GP:1358 | G:514 | A:549 | P:1063 | +186| PIM:868 | H:2054 | PP:277| SOG:4750 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Accomplishments: ------------------------------------------------------------ Lost my sig, Work in progress..... #1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer - First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History - - First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History - - Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History - - First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups - Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34 Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45 Esa Anrikkanen || HOF GM || Calgary Dragons || S24 || Cups: 6 ---------------------------------------- Seasons: 27 Playoffs: 25 Challenge Cup Championships: 5 (S27, S29, S32, S40, S42, S50) Cole Reinhart Trophy: 8 (S27, S29, S32, S33, S38, S40, S42, S47, S50) President's Trophy: 3 (S30, S35, S36, S49) Division Titles: 6 (S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S39, S49) Lance Uppercut Award: S36 Joe McKeil Award: S26 Joe McKeil Award: S30 Joe McKeil Award: S33 Joe McKeil Award: S39 1st GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups! ---------------------------------------- Reg.Season Record: 774 - 448 - 113 (+543) S50: 27 W - 20 L - 3 OTL (+7) S49: 34 W - 13 L - 3 OTL (+31) S48: 24 W - 19 L - 7 OTL (+0) S47: 28 W - 16 L - 6 OTL (+12) S46: 24 W - 22 L - 5 OTL (-14) S45: 22 W - 26 L - 2 OTL (-13) S44: 28 W - 18 L - 4 OTL (+23) S43: 27 W - 21 L - 2 OTL (+17) S42: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+24) S41: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+24) S40: 31 W - 13 L - 6 OTL (+29) S39: 33 W - 14 L - 3 OTL (+30) S38: 25 W - 21 L - 4 OTL (+9) S37: 25 W - 19 L - 6 OTL (+18) S36: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+43) S35: 36 W - 12 L - 2 OTL (+47) S34: 26 W - 19 L - 5 OTL (+14) S33: 30 W - 14 L - 6 OTL (+34) S32: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+4) S31: 32 W - 16 L - 2 OTL (+30) S30: 35 W - 13 L - 2 OTL (+55) S29: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+44) S28: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+28) S27: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+13) S26: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+16) S25: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+14) S24: 26 W - 20 L - 6 OTL (-7) -----------------SMJHL-------------------- Detroit Falcons GM - S20-S23 Seasons: 4 Four Star Cup Championships: 1 (S23) President's Trophy: 3 (S21, S22, S23) Eastern Conference Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23) Division Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23) GM of The Year: S23 more to follow.....
Holding over three of Alex Mack's questions to next week to think them over. Other than that we are up to date. Esa kicked our asses with the boobs this week.
enigmatic
Steelhead77
Can't believe you guys didn't get Hewitt Cans last week, it's like I don't even know you anymore.
This Week's!
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Special Under-Boob edition.
Real Questions:
Slappy, how do you feel about the recent moves by West Kendall? Do they put you immediately in cup contention? What are your chances this year?
Manius, how many fights will you get in this season? How many children will you scare outside of the arena? Is it true you've been hired to act in a documentary about juvenile Sasquatch?
What did you guys eat for dinner tonight?
Which one of you would win in a foot race?
Are mesh shorts the greatest invention in the history of man kind?
Unlike many in this league, you were alive before the internet, what was the world like back then?
What was it like before cell phones were invented? How did you communicate?
What was each of your favorite video game as a kid?
What was the first video game system you remember having?
Which one of you is sweating more right now despite still being in air conditioning?
---> ParmBorg Highlights
Esa Parmborg || Center || Calgary Dragons || S47 || TPE: 2000+ Name: Esa Parmborg Age: 18 Height: 7'0" Weight: 350 lbs Number: 77 Born: Hella, Iceland ----------------------- Transactions: Drafted #1 Overall - Halifax Raiders - S46 SMJHL Auto Drafted GM - Calgary Dragons - S47 SHL ----------------------- Awards & Achievements: S50 Challenge Cup Champion - Calgary Dragons ----------------------- SHL Statistics: S50: GP:50 | G:9 | A:8 | P:17 | -3 | PIM:13 | H:34 | PP:0 | SOG:70 ----------------------- SMJHL Statistics: S46: GP:50 | G:6 | A:9 | P:15 | -8 | PIM:20 | H:44 | PP:0 | SOG:76 S47: GP:50 | G:12 | A:19 | P:31 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:71 | PP:6 | SOG:111 S48: GP:50 | G:21 | A:27 | P:48 | +10 | PIM:20 | H:19 | PP:13 | SOG:147 S49: GP:50 | G:19 | A:29 | P:48 | +18 | PIM:26 | H:48 | PP:13 | SOG:116 TOT: GP:200 | G:58 | A:84 | P:142 | +20 | PIM:86 | H:182 | PP:32 | SOG:450 Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE Age: 40 Height: 6'3" Weight: 255 lbs Number: 10 Born: Helsinki, Finland ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S46: GP:50 | G:14 | A:10 | P:24 | -14 | PIM:21 | H:23 | PP:5 | SOG:126 S45: GP:50 | G:11 | A:13 | P:24 | -10 | PIM:10 | H:28 | PP:7 | SOG:162 S44: GP:50 | G:11 | A:10 | P:21 | -1 | PIM:10 | H:22 | PP:7 | SOG:115 S43: GP:50 | G:15 | A:17 | P:32 | -7 | PIM:2 | H:9 | PP:11 | SOG:137 S42: GP:50 | G:10 | A:20 | P:30 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:128 S41: GP:50 | G:22 | A:16 | P:38 | +28 | PIM:7 | H:2 | PP:4 | SOG:123 S40: GP:50 | G:16 | A:12 | P:28 | -6 | PIM:18 | H:45 | PP:8 | SOG:118 S39: GP:50 | G:18 | A:14 | P:32 | +12 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:187 S38: GP:50 | G:16 | A:11 | P:27 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:8 | SOG:143 S37: GP:50 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +6 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:12 | SOG:224 S36: GP:50 | G:22 | A:21 | P:43 | +15 | PIM:4 | H:18 | PP:8 | SOG:201 S35: GP:50 | G:28 | A:26 | P:54 | +25 | PIM:0 | H:13 | PP:14 | SOG:205 S34: GP:50 | G:24 | A:22 | P:46 | +6 | PIM:52 | H:128 | PP:13 | SOG:208 S33: GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | -2 | PIM:28 | H:78 | PP:13 | SOG:207 S32: GP:50 | G:18 | A:16 | P:34 | -10 | PIM:27 | H:15 | PP:9 | SOG:164 S31: GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | +11 | PIM:48 | H:92 | PP:9 | SOG:198 S30: GP:50 | G:22 | A:33 | P:55 | +17 | PIM:64 | H:134 | PP:18 | SOG:232 S29: GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | +14 | PIM:75 | H:212 | PP:15 | SOG:239 S28: GP:50 | G:23 | A:25 | P:48 | +25 | PIM:60 | H:179 | PP:7 | SOG:205 S27: GP:50 | G:19 | A:18 | P:37 | +1 | PIM:68 | H:94 | PP:8 | SOG:135 S26: GP:50 | G:21 | A:21 | P:42 | +9 | PIM:54 | H:82 | PP:15 | SOG:200 S25: GP:50 | G:18 | A:27 | P:45 | +27 | PIM:42 | H:139 | PP:6 | SOG:154 S24: GP:52 | G:16 | A:18 | P:34 | -13 | PIM:48 | H:156 | PP:16 | SOG:153 S23: GP:52 | G:19 | A:30 | P:49 | +19 | PIM:104 | H:193 | PP:6 | SOG:162 S22: GP:52 | G:17 | A:25 | P:42 | -9 | PIM:26 | H:116 | PP:18 | SOG:156 S21: GP:52 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +5| PIM:14 | H:51 | PP:12 | SOG:168 S20: GP:50 | G:17 | A:16 | P:33 | +10 | PIM:30 | H:71 | PP:8 | SOG:155 S19: GP:50 | G:10 | A:3 | P:13 | +10 | PIM:18 | H:88 | PP:1 | SOG:68 S18: GP:50 | G:7 | A:8 | P:15 | +20 | PIM:24 | H:44 | PP:4 | SOG:73 ------------------------------------------------ Totals: GP:1358 | G:514 | A:549 | P:1063 | +186| PIM:868 | H:2054 | PP:277| SOG:4750 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Accomplishments: ------------------------------------------------------------ Lost my sig, Work in progress..... #1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer - First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History - - First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History - - Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History - - First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups - Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34 Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45 Esa Anrikkanen || HOF GM || Calgary Dragons || S24 || Cups: 6 ---------------------------------------- Seasons: 27 Playoffs: 25 Challenge Cup Championships: 5 (S27, S29, S32, S40, S42, S50) Cole Reinhart Trophy: 8 (S27, S29, S32, S33, S38, S40, S42, S47, S50) President's Trophy: 3 (S30, S35, S36, S49) Division Titles: 6 (S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S39, S49) Lance Uppercut Award: S36 Joe McKeil Award: S26 Joe McKeil Award: S30 Joe McKeil Award: S33 Joe McKeil Award: S39 1st GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups! ---------------------------------------- Reg.Season Record: 774 - 448 - 113 (+543) S50: 27 W - 20 L - 3 OTL (+7) S49: 34 W - 13 L - 3 OTL (+31) S48: 24 W - 19 L - 7 OTL (+0) S47: 28 W - 16 L - 6 OTL (+12) S46: 24 W - 22 L - 5 OTL (-14) S45: 22 W - 26 L - 2 OTL (-13) S44: 28 W - 18 L - 4 OTL (+23) S43: 27 W - 21 L - 2 OTL (+17) S42: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+24) S41: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+24) S40: 31 W - 13 L - 6 OTL (+29) S39: 33 W - 14 L - 3 OTL (+30) S38: 25 W - 21 L - 4 OTL (+9) S37: 25 W - 19 L - 6 OTL (+18) S36: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+43) S35: 36 W - 12 L - 2 OTL (+47) S34: 26 W - 19 L - 5 OTL (+14) S33: 30 W - 14 L - 6 OTL (+34) S32: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+4) S31: 32 W - 16 L - 2 OTL (+30) S30: 35 W - 13 L - 2 OTL (+55) S29: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+44) S28: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+28) S27: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+13) S26: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+16) S25: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+14) S24: 26 W - 20 L - 6 OTL (-7) -----------------SMJHL-------------------- Detroit Falcons GM - S20-S23 Seasons: 4 Four Star Cup Championships: 1 (S23) President's Trophy: 3 (S21, S22, S23) Eastern Conference Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23) Division Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23) GM of The Year: S23 more to follow.....
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Most delicious thing you had this week- GO.
Slappy, who is your favorite newcomer to WKP?
Other guy whose name I can't remember no offense I'm just dumb: How's life?
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Bonk
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Wasty and other dude I need to find your name
Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
Unless someone drops some questions in here in the next several hours, we'll be going in without a net tonight.
My god, the possibilities boggle the mind.
Tune in to episode six to hear The Unfiltered Thought-Stream of Big Slappyness. Dun Dun Dunnn!
What is your favorite beer?
If you had to pick a new team to go to, which team would it be and why?
Who do you think is the most unique wrestler of all time?
When do you expect your team to win their next cup?
If you had to pick a flavor of gum, what would it be?
What is the best thing about being on your team?
Did you enjoy your time in the minors here or is the SHL much better?
Any expectations for your team this season?
If you could pick anyone to run your country, who would it be and why?
When are boobs too saggy to be attractive?
Ricky Steamboat or Jimmy Snuka?
When do you think wrestling was in its prime?
Where are you guys from?
If you had to move your players position, where would you move him to?
Can you ever be too old to tug one out?
Could you take a hit for me?
If you were on a stranded island with your team, what player would you eat first?
Would you rather join each other in this league, or have an intense yet friendly rivalry?
Do you think that Rob Van Dam is an underrated wrestler all time?
Which one of you two would be the first to do the following:
Drop their gloves for a fight
Do a dare
Die in a zombie apocalypse
If you had to pick one player from this league to play with, who would it be?
Leafs4ever
What have you guys been up to during this off-season?
What would happen if you two dropped the gloves with each other?
Guy Incognito - D - #24Season 76
Guy Incognito || D || Texas Renegades || 1049 TPE Name: Guy Incognito Age: 33 Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S72|Elk|[G 10] [A 15] [Pts 25] [+/- +7] [PIM 50] [Hits 124] [SB 131] S73|Elk|[G 17] [A 40] [Pts 57] [+/- +8] [PIM 30] [Hits 123] [SB 170] S74|Elk|[G 11] [A 30] [Pts 41] [+/- -9] [PIM 42] [Hits 132] [SB 123] S75|Elk|[G 16] [A 33] [Pts 49] [+/- +12] [PIM 40] [Hits 119] [SB 119] Career|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- 0] [PIM 0] [Hits 0] [SB 0] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics S72|Elk|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 4] [SB 13] S73|Elk|[G 1] [A 3] [Pts 4] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 16] S74|Elk|[G 2] [A 1] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 7] [SB 16] S75|Elk|[G 1] [A 2] [Pts 3] [+/- 2] [PIM 4] [Hits 17] [SB 18] Career|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- 0] [PIM 0] [Hits 0] [SB 0] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S72|Elk|36-29-1 - 73pts (Round 1) S73|Elk|34-26-6 - 74pts (Round 2) S74|Elk|26-38-2 - 54pts (Round 1) S75|Elk|35-24-7 - 77pts (Round 1) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S72: Drafted 8th overall by the Regina Elk S73: Drafted 11th overall by the Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S73: Won Quilha Agante Trophy S73: Won Alex Light Trophy Won 1 WJC Medal (Bronze) Peak TPE count: 1049 ------------------------------------------------------------ Damian Littleton || D || Retired Name: Damian Littleton Age: 22 Height: 6'2" Weight: 230 lbs Number: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics Career|[G 30] [A 123] [Pts 153] [+/- +9] [PIM 527] [Hits 580] [SB 495] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics Career|[G 4] [A 20] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 68] [Hits 86] [SB 72] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S1|Jets|23-12-5 – 51pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S2|Jets|22-13-5 – 49pts (West Division Finals) S3|Jets|18-14-8 – 44pts (West Division Finals) S4|Jets|19-19-2 – 40pts (West Division Finals) S5|Jets|24-15-5 – 53pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S6|Jets|25-21-14 – 64pts (Missed Playoffs) S7|Jets|25-19-6 – 56pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S8|Jets|21-20-9 – 51pts (Missed Playoffs) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: GM of the Winnipeg Jets ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S1: SHL Challenge Cup Champion S3: Won the Scott Stevens Trophy S7: SHL Challenge Cup Champion S7: Won the JJ Krever Trophy S7: Won the Damian Littleton Trophy ------------------------------------------------------------ Lance Uppercut || D || Retired Name: Lance Uppercut Age: 22 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200 lbs Number: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/NWJHL Regular Season Statistics S8|Falcons|[G 5] [A 31] [Pts 36] [+/- +47] [PIM 98] [Hits 73] [SB 54] Career|[G 106] [A 341] [Pts 447] [+/- +83] [PIM 775] [Hits 1258] [SB 842] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/NWJHL Playoff Statistics S8|Falcons|[G 1] [A 4] [Pts 5] [+/- +15] [PIM 28] [Hits 14] [SB 19] Career|[G 8] [A 36] [Pts 44] [+/- +6] [PIM 101] [Hits 163] [SB 144] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S8|Falcons|33-5-2 - 68pts (Four Star Cup Finals) S9|Jets|32-14-4 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S10|Jets|30-14-6 - 66pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S11|Jets|36-11-3 - 75pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S12|Jets|31-16-3 - 65pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S13|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S14|Jets|24-21-5 - 58pts (Western Conference Finals) S15|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S16|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs) S17|Jets|22-23-5 - 49pts (Missed Playoffs) S18|Jets|27-17-6 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S19|Jets|30-18-2 - 64pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S20|Jets|26-18-6 - 52pts (Western Conference Finals) S21|Jets|22-24-6 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 5th overall by the Detroit Falcons ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S9: Won the Ryan Jesster Trophy S19: Won the JJ Krever Trophy ------------------------------------------------------------ Rembrandt Q. Einstein || D || Retired Name: Rembrandt Q. Einstein Age: 25 Height: 6'5" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 44 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S21|Impact|[G 2] [A 29] [Pts 31] [+/- -17] [PIM 23] [Hits 20] [SB 52] Career|[G 75] [A 440] [Pts 515] [+/- +34] [PIM 537] [Hits 975] [SB 1034] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics S21|Impact|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 2] [Hits 3] [SB 2] Career|[G 7] [A 27] [Pts 34] [+/- -2] [PIM 58] [Hits 102] [SB 103] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S21|Impact|11-22-7 - 29pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) S22|Jets|34-14-4 - 72pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S23|Jets|23-22-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs) S24|Jets|30-18-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S25|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S26|Jets|28-17-5 - 61pts (Western Conference Finals) S27|Jets|25-22-3 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs) S28|Jets|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Finals) S29|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs) S30|Jets|20-19-11 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs) S31|Jets|13-30-6 - 32pts (Missed Playoffs) S32|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs) S33|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs) S34|Jets|26-16-8 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S35|Jets|28-21-1 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs) S36|Jets|30-16-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Impact ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S22: Won the JJ Krever Trophy S25: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy S28: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy S28: Won the Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award ------------------------------------------------------------ Hercules Rockefeller || LW || Retired Name: Hercules Rockefeller Age: 27 Height: 5'11" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S36|Raiders|[G 7] [A 2] [Pts 9] [+/- -11] [PIM 4] [Hits 40] [SB 1] S37|Raiders|[G 14] [A 10] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 14] [Hits 45] [SB 1] Career|[G 270] [A 325] [Pts 595] [+/- +157] [PIM 206] [Hits 709] [SB 197] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics S36|Raiders|[G 3] [A 1] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 0] [Hits 8] [SB 0] S37|Raiders|[G 1] [A 1] [Pts 2] [+/- -1] [PIM 2] [Hits 6] [SB 0] Career|[G 48] [A 54] [Pts 102] [+/- -26] [PIM 30] [Hits 145] [SB 47] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S36|Raiders|28-18-4 - 60pts (Four Star Cup Final) S37|Raiders|32-10-8 - 72pts (Eastern Conference Finals) S38|Blizzard|19-25-6 - 44pts (Missed Playoffs) S39|Blizzard|28-20-2 - 58pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S40|Blizzard|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S41|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S42|Blizzard|30-15-5 - 65pts (Western Conference Finals) S43|Blizzard|23-23-4 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs) S44|Blizzard|35-11-4 - 74pts (Western Conference Finals) S45|Blizzard|41-6-3 - 85pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S46|Blizzard|24-21-5 - 53pts (Western Conference Wild Card) S47|Blizzard|33-16-1 - 67pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S48|Blizzard|25-20-5 - 55pts (Western Conference Wild Card) S49|Blizzard|26-22-2 - 54pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S50|Blizzard|28-19-3 - 59pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S51|Blizzard|32-14-4 - 68pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S52|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S53|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S54|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 3rd overall by the Halifax Raiders Drafted 3rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S45: SHL Record for highest +/- in a season (+42) S49: Won the Anton Razov Trophy Won 9 IIHF Medals (5 Gold, 1 Silver, 3 Bronze) ------------------------------------------------------------ Rock Strongo || C || Retired Name: Rock Strongo Age: 30 Height: 6'3" Weight: 220 lbs Number: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S55|Raptors|[G 14] [A 18] [Pts 32] [+/- +10] [PIM 12] [Hits 19] [SB 8] S56|Raptors/Battleborn|[G 7] [A 18] [Pts 25] [+/- +2] [PIM 16] [Hits 42] [SB 18] S57|Battleborn|[G 9] [A 26] [Pts 35] [+/- -3] [PIM 22] [Hits 66] [SB 29] Career|[G 332] [A 518] [Pts 850] [+/- +145] [PIM 302] [Hits 1298] [SB 493] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics S55|Raptors|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- EVEN] [PIM 2] [Hits 1] [SB 2] S56|Battleborn|[G 1] [A 0] [Pts 1] [+/- +1] [PIM 0] [Hits 1] [SB 2] S57|Battleborn|[G 0] [A 1] [Pts 1] [+/- +2] [PIM 0] [Hits 7] [SB 2] Career|[G 54] [A 68] [Pts 122] [+/- +11] [PIM 22] [Hits 224] [SB 56] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S55|Raptors|27-18-5 - 59pts (Round 2) S56|Battleborn|28-18-4 - 60pts (Round 2) S57|Battleborn|30-29-7 - 67pts (Round 1) S58|Monarchs|23-36-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs) S59|Monarchs|30-34-2 - 62pts (Missed Playoffs) S60|Monarchs|29-31-6 - 64pts (Round 1) S61|Monarchs|30-30-6 - 66pts (Round 1) S62|Panthers|42-22-2 - 86pts (Western Conference Finals) S63|Panthers|36-24-6 - 78pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S64|Panthers|44-14-8 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S65|Panthers|50-14-2 - 102pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S66|Panthers|45-17-4 - 94pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S67|Panthers|38-26-2 - 78pts (Round 1) S68|North Stars|46-16-4 - 96pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) S69|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) S70|Patriotes|46-17-3 - 95pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) S71|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Round 1) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S55: Drafted 7th overall by the Colorado Raptors S56: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs S56: Traded from Colorado to Nevada S62: Signed with Los Angeles Panthers S68: Traded from Los Angeles to Toronto S69: Traded from Toronto to Montreal ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S55: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy Won 3 WJC Medals (Gold, Silver, Bronze) Won 6 IIHF Medals (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 2 Bronze) Peak TPE count: 2106 ------------------------------------------------------------
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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
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-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 | SOG: 130 | HITS:35 | TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 | SOG: 181 | HITS:41 | TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 | SOG: 184 | HITS:44 | TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 | SOG: 188 | HITS:48 | TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | SOG: 207 | HITS:57 | TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 | SOG: 297 | HITS:90 | TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 | SOG: 237 | HITS:110 | TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 | SOG: 240 | HITS:161 | TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 | HITS:134 | TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 | SOG: 177 | HITS:164 | TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60 | SOG: 177 | HITS:159 | TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57 | SOG: 143 | HITS:110 | TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48 | SOG: 120 | HITS:123 | TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66 | SOG: 199 | HITS:126 | TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 | G:2 | A:7 | P:9 | SOG: 16 | HITS:6 | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 | G:6 | A:10 | P:16 | SOG: 33 | HITS:4 | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9 | G:0 | A:5 | P:5 | SOG: 23 | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 | G:6 | A:12 | P:18 | SOG: 47 | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 | G:9 | A:11 | P:20 | SOG: 75 | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9 | G:0 | A:3 | P:3 | SOG: 37 | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 | G:3 | A:10 | P:13 | SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 | G:3 | A:7 | P:10 | SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14| G:8| A:12 | P:20 | SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 | G:0 | A:4 | P:4 | SOG: 18 | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15| G:5 | A:12 | P:17 | SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7| G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]
Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
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Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)
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