Link to your player page:

Wyatt Wollker

Is Jonathon Quick Elite?:

Used to be, seems he hasn't really recovered from his surgery

Are beaches only found on oceans, in your opinion, or do you call that sandy area next to the lake "A beach"?:

I'm friom Alberta, I call the dirt next to a puddle a beach

Will you update and do point tasks regularly?:

Until Mcleod finally gives up and concedes that I'm better

Are you easily offended by hilarious shit?:

Offensive and funny is one thing, offensive just to offend ... meh

Why do you want to be a ReneGod?:

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Do you wipe sitting or standing?

I stand ... assuming you mean wiping the windows

Your opinion on Lebron James

Don't like basketball, don't care at all

     S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK    

Link to your player page: In my signature.

Is Jonathon Quick Elite?: On the cusp of getting back there.

Are beaches only found on oceans, in your opinion, or do you call that sandy area next to the lake "A beach"?: Any time I've got a drink in my hand and I'm next to water, it's a beach.

Will you update and do point tasks regularly?: Yes. See SMJHL S25.

Are you easily offended by hilarious shit?: I'm probably going to hell for some of the things that I've laughed at. Absolutely not.

Why do you want to be a ReneGod?: I don't wanna lose. The Renegades want me.

Do you wipe sitting or standing? Left handed sitting, right handed standing. One of each. Repeat till clean.

Your opinion on Lebron James Fuck him. MJ fo lyfe.