Link to your player page: Why hello there!

Matthews or Laine and why?: Laine, hear me out here. Matthews has the better shot but I love the power element that Laine has. They are both going to be incredible players I expect!

Are beaches only found on oceans, in your opinion, or do you call that sandy area next to the lake "A beach"?: I think a lake technically can have a beach (but please don't quote me on that), but I personally wouldn't call anything that isn't on an ocean a beach.

Why do you update?: In order to make my sucking less noticeable!

Three things you like about the site?: The game itself, some of the general discussion threads are fun to read and there are some good people around.

Name three things that offend you?: Bad hygiene. But I'm not easy to shock beyond that.

What is your opinion on "PC"?: They're better than Macs! But if you mean political correctness then I think it's dumb. I'm not afraid to speak my mind.

Why do you want to be a ReneGod?: Look like a good team to be a part of. I really wanted to go there with my first player and I like the attitude and image the team has.

Do you wipe sitting or standing?: Standing. Is that bad?

Your opinion on Lebron James?: Indifferent. But I respect the ability and success!