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Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:03 PM

For those of you playing along at home on <a href='index.php?showuser=1286' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>r1c3bowl22</a>'s version of the SHL bingo board feel free to check off "Eggy talking about something tryna be funny"

Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:04 PM

Before we begin, <a href='index.php?showuser=283' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>ThatDamnMcJesus</a> has asked me to let you all know that he will pay $1.5M to the 15th person who negs <a href='index.php?showuser=2285' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-17'>Tomen</a> tonight.

. . .I'm not kidding

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ArGarBarGar · 12-14-2016, 09:05 PM

Yeah I'm here.

Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208), All-Time Assists Leader (765)*, All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587), All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile | Update Thread
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Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:06 PM

First up we have that most highly coveted of all awards. Curvy like the most beautiful woman you can think of. Shiny like. . .something that's shiny.

It's the one. The only. The CHALLENGE CUP!

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***Hallsy*** · 12-14-2016, 09:06 PM

Quote:Originally posted by Eggy216@Dec 14 2016, 07:04 PM
Before we begin, <a href='index.php?showuser=283' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>ThatDamnMcJesus</a> has asked me to let you all know that he will pay $1.5M to the 15th person who negs <a href='index.php?showuser=2285' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-17'>Tomen</a> tonight.

. . .I'm not kidding

link:
http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?act=r...74073&p=2100664

NEG HIM HARD, DONT ASK WHY JUST DO.

Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:07 PM

This year, the challenge cup was awarded to the

New England Wolfpack

!!!!

For the second season in a row it was the Wolfpack who would take him the league's top trophy, and if you weren't aware of that then you might want to pay more attention to the giant banner on the top of the webpage.

Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:09 PM

And of course to have a champion, someone has to win the conferences.

Taking home the Cole Reinhart for the second straight season as the winners of the West, it was the

Edmonton Blizzard

!!!!!

And of course, to win the cup they had to win the East as well. Winning the Matthias Chouinard for being the top team in the East in S31, ladies and gentlemen the

New England Wolfpack

!!!!!

Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:11 PM

And of course, we have the president's trophy, given each year to the team with the best record in the regular season!

Adding another trophy to their collection from this season, it's the

New England Wolfpack

once more!!!!

Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:12 PM

Now enough about the teams. Fuck those guys. We have all season to work towards team accomplishments.

But tonight? Tonight's the night we get to brag about ourselves. How we, as individuals did. And we're gonna start off by looking at the S31 stat leaders who rose above their peers.

Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:16 PM

First up, the goalie who allowed the least average number of goals this season!

His numbers were seriously impressive - he came in with a 2.15 GAA in 44 games played, while the next guy didn't even come in until 2.34.

Certainly one of, if not the best, goalie in the league right now, the winner of the Mike Honcho Trophy for the lowest GAA in S31 is. . .

Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:16 PM

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BRETT BROADWAY OF THE EDMONTON BLIZZARD!

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Congrats <a href='index.php?showuser=51' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-8'>Toast</a>!

Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:18 PM

Next up we've got a pair of trophies to hand out to one of the highest scoring players in league history. Sorry, Chris, but this year it wasn't you. Guess you'll just have to start triple shifting yourself, because it looks like double shifting isn't getting it done.

Breaking the record for points in a season and winning the Jay McDonald trophy for leading the league and goals AND the Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for leading the goals in points this season. . .

Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:19 PM

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LORD PRETTY FLACKO OF THE MINNESOTA CHIEFS!

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Congratulations to <a href='index.php?showuser=1773' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>Baelor Swift</a> on this absolutely amazing accomplishment!

Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:21 PM

And now for our last stat-based award, it's the <s>Bojo Biscuit Trophy</s> Turd Ferguson Trophy! This goes every season to the player who spent more time sitting on their ass in the box rather than spending it playing hard out on the ice.

This season we had a pair of winners, both of whom managed to pick up 88 PIMs on the season. I'm sorry to all of you who had Bojo down, unfortunately he's not even good at taking penalties.

The winners this season are. . .

Eggy216 · 12-14-2016, 09:23 PM

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BUBBA NUCK OF THE CALGARY DRAGONS

AND

DEAN COLT OF THE SEATTLE RIOT

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Congratulations <a href='index.php?showuser=1449' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>NUCK</a> and <a href='index.php?showuser=14' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>RoMac Reigns</a>! Hope you don't end up fighting over who gets to keep the trophy Wink

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