With SHL 32 just being announced, we’ve got the inside scoop on some of the major new features and details about the game. Although the game doesn’t looks like much as usual and is basically the same game and way behind all other sport games, this one does show some promise due to the heavy amount of new features. First off will be the ability to customize and edit your teams dressing room with whatever you want, the dressing rooms will be shown much more prominently along with pre game half time and post-game shows featuring our favourite analysts such as Chico Salmon. IHF will also be getting revamped and added to both be a pro mode and GM mode with yearly tournaments you can participate in as well as the Olympics.
Perhaps the most talked about features however will first be the redo ability. If you’re playing a game and say about to get reverse swept by the Falcons because the game is rigged, you no longer need to worry, with redo you can send the game back in time 1 minute and act like nothing ever happened the best part too is that you can set it to have as many redo’s as you want.
Another bonus mini game that will be added into the game that is not really a mini game as it probably had more time spent into in than the actual game is Danny "Bananas" Fosters fight off. With the increase in fighters in the SHL a mode has been created especially for those who just want to punch and beat people to death. Whether it be in a 1 on 1 style elimination tournament or an all-out free for all brawl with the last one standing winner this mode has it all and could be a big hit.
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Is SHL 2017 all that is cracked up to be? The short answer is YES! Whether you are a fan of, Esa Anrikkanen and his sniperish finesse moves, Slappy McDoodle and his physical games, Danny “Bananas” Foster for his goonish abusive style, or Alex Macks’s loving ways. The new SHL 2017 has it all. The graphics are simply amazing, the detail is over the top. From the ice spray from the blades of the player’s skates to the spatter of the blood on the ice during a fight. This game includes it all and then some. The level of detail will leave the game player astonished. The level of detail is not limited to the graphics though, the sound track and audio of the games is also amazing. During game play no audio detail is over looked, I am pretty sure that Viatcheslav Orlov called me an asshole during a power play. There in area of the game that allows to the use great SHL players from the past. You can play a season as Ron Mexico, Eddie Fischermann or Tom Corcoran, SHL 2017 has them all. You can chose for over 250 players from SHL history along with all the current stars. There is even a fantasy points sections of the game to real compare and contest different players. SHL 2017 will leave you speechless.
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And be sure to check out the hidden game inside SHL 2017.
Alex Mack’s Beaver Hunt Adventure includes all the detail and thought of SHL 2017. Join the digital @AlexMack and his entourage, as he and the rest of his crew chase tail in various SHL cities. The scenery changes throughout the season depending on where your team is when accessing this hidden mode. In West Kendall you can troll the trucks stops for a lot lizards; in Manhattan you can head to the hottest clubs in New York and try hooking up with super models; in Portland you can travel to the latest hash den and toke up while trying to hook up. You can get shot down in flames or seal the deal, it all depends on your game play. And Alex Mack’s Beaver Hunt Adventure will leave you dehydrated.
The release of SHL32 is just around the corner, and the developers have lined up some excellent features for the upcoming installment:
Dynasty Mode - Take the reins of your favourite SHL or SMJHL team and try to build them into a truly great franchise. With fully up to date rosters, an in-depth scouting system, and the most advanced player progression system yet, SHL32's Dynasty Mode is deeper than ever.
SHL Superstar Mode - Take full control of your very own SHL player, as you try to climb the ranks from the SMJHL all the way to the SHL Hall of Fame. This year sees an even greater focus on your relationship with everyone else in the SHL world. Build friendships, forge rivalries, and generate fans as you try to become the greatest SHL player in history.
Player Traits - All new this season is a Player Traits system, designed to make your favourite SHL players play more like their real world counterparts. Examples include VLAD McZehrl and Lord Pretty Flacko with the 'Stat Padder' Trait, and Pietra Volkova with the 'Short and Busty' Trait.
Awards - Your SHL Dynasty experience is about to get a whole lot more realistic, with a new improved algorithm for determining the winners of each yearly award. Gone are the days when the most deserving player would win, SHL32 introduces a system that sees the unworthy take home the trophies more often than not.
Jason Aittokallio's Sim-sation - The newest mini-game to hit the SHL series has the player live the life of Manhattan Rage goaltender Jason Aittokallio. Balance Aittokallio's time to to ensure that he is able to complete the simming of his fictional hockey league, in addition to performing well for the Rage. Failure to keep up with the sim will lead to many negative comments and incessant, excessive bitching. Keep it up for too long and it will affect Aittokallio out on the ice, and more importantly, see him fired from his simming job, which will result in a game over. The longer you can keep the sim going without Aittokallio being benched by the Rage, the higher your score.
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In the greatest news in the history of great news, SHL 32 will be available soon at all major retailers including the various Marts and such, especially at S-Mart. Remember shop smart, shop S-Mart.
In this latest iteration of the award winning hockey simulation of a hockey simulation, the excitement practically jumps off the screen and into your chest cavity in a way metaphorically guaranteed to give you an immediate coronary event. Never before has so much excitement been contained within the confine of a simple video game. Thrill to the new Merica mode, wherein you get to attack and maim a group of liberal hippies innocently wandering near the arena with a hockey stick and some Trump pamphlets. Be in awe of the Eggy mode where you actually get to be Rainbow Dash and cavort with the other ponies in fields of strawberries and thistle until you all spontaneously combust as a result of saccharine overload. Most of all though you will find the greatest thrills and joy of your life in Maria Maximova mode. This is where you get to be one of the ice goddess' boy toys and feebly attempt to give her pleasure until she tires of you inevitably and feeds you to her pet ocelots.
Klaus Wagner's Sausage Fest
In this exciting mini-game you have to try and identify over thirty different types of German sausage specially picked by the master of the Wursts himself, West Kendall Platoon defenseman Klaus Wagner, including Ahle Wurst, Beutelwurst, Bierschinken, Bierwurst, Blutwurst, Bockwurst, Bratwurst, grob und fein, Braunschweiger, Bregenwurst, Brühwurst, Cervelatwurst, Currywurst, Frankfurter Rindswurst, Frankfurter Würstchen, Gelbwurst, Jagdwurst, Kabanossi, Knackwurst, Knipp, Kochwurst, Kohlwurst, Landjäger, Leberwurst, Mettwurst, Nürnberger Bratwürste, Pinkel, Regensburger Wurst, Saumagen, Stippgrütze, Teewurst, Thüringer rotwurst, Wienerwurst, Wienerwürstchen, Weckewerk, Weisswurst and Wollwurst.
Strive to identify the various sausages by use of all your senses with the revolutionary new sense-o-rama system (available on deluxe models only)
Hello Ladies and Gentleman today we are here to announce some of the new cool features we have added to the SHL franchise this year. SHL 32 will include this:
New be a GM difficulties: Easy difficulty is to get drafted by a team and instantly get access to the management decisions of the franchise so you are groomed as the next Co-GM for the franchise that drafted you. The previous Co-GM no longer is Co so you will be named as the next Co-GM of the franchise.
Normal difficulty: You are named the new Co-GM of a SMJHL GM and slowly work up the ranks towards a SHL GM position with the ultimate goal building a team that will get you the elusive Challenge Cup.
Hard difficulty: You are named the new Head GM of the Toronto North Stars after the tampering incident. The owner says that the goal this season is to make the playoff and finally win the first Challenge Cup of the franchise history in the next 10 seasons. Truly a difficult task seeing that you have to make the Playoffs with a -10M Cap Penalty, losing Barbashev for the whole season, inability to sign FA's and losing the first round picks of the next three years.
Extreme difficulty: You are named the head GM of the Portland Admirals after the S27 season and the owner wants you to win the Challenge Cup in the next 5 season. Tampering punishment in place, players are unhappy and want to get traded away as well as Portland never being in the playoffs and the Western conference being a tough place.
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There is also another feature with gives you a whole different perspective. The game mode is called Neg this Facker: Each time Buffalo Stampede rookie Eduard Selich has the puck you have to try to distract him with anything possible. You may ask why do you have to terrorize a rookie playing in the SHL? The reason is simple he is a Commie Nazi so you have to do everything so that he feels uncomfortable on the ice. You can also just throw a chicken on the ice before he has a bug scoring chance. Or try to distract him in the penalty box so he loses his coolness and gets fined/suspended from the league. Or just crash each media conference Selich attends. You win once Selich ask you to stop this or tells every person he meets how good you are. You are playing as Steelhawks GM/HoFamer Taylor McDavid.
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Are you ready to take your game to the next level? No? Well get ready because SHL32 is just around the corner! Jam packed with all the great features you've come to know and love from the SHL franchise with minor asthetic modifications and retailing for an all time high $120! It will also be available on everyone's favourite console, the playbox4U!
This years game includes the all new career mode. It's exactly the same as be a pro from previous versions but with an all new and exciting name! Take to the ice as the one and only Vlad McZehrl and dominate the oposition with your wicked wristers and slick skating. Maybe scoring goals isn't your jam and that's ok because we've got peanut butter too! Take over Garbonzo and crush your fows. Or maybe you want to be Broadway and stand in front flying pieces of frozen rubber for 60 minutes.
Not interested in doing all the hard work? Well sit back and relax as the GM of your favourite team. Watch the games from the press box and scrutinize your player's every moves! Make trades, line changes, manage your budget, fire your waterboy and so much more! Whatever you're feeling like, SHL has it!
SHL is committed to providing a ground breaking experience. Thats why when you preorder SHL32 we will also let you pre order SHL33 too!!
You're probably waiting for that one new game mode we like to announce every year so here you go:
Introducing Tampering Mode! In tampering mode players will take control of their favourite team simillarly to be a GM mode but with a twist: you start with a reduced budget, no first round draft picks in your first 3 seasons and your teams best player sits out the first season! It's all the excitement of GM mode but with the difficulty turned all the way up to "Portland"! You will also have the ability to tamper again after the first 3 seasons so that challenge will never go away. Now you must be thinking "well that's not so bad, I'll just throw money at FAs!" think again! Your first season you lose your ability to sign any free agents! Oh the excitement!
SHL S32 is the latest installment from producers Computerized Crafts, whose S31 was a disastrous game of bugs, glitches and hackers delight. They have promised that the have fixed many of the bugs from last season and that hackers can no longer find the many gaping holes, like Lukas Berger in net Berger's goaltending abilities, in the games programming. This season's cover features Jakob Tanner, four time Challenge Cup winner.
Improved is the computer AI, which no longer allows you to just dangle all of your opponents on the way to an easy goal. Also added in is the rivalry factor of inter-conference play, much like that of what you see in today's SHL. These improvements will help in the single player mode and season modes available.
A better server system and matchmaking program should pair people or teams that are closer in skill, than in previous versions, which has being nothing but a mitigated disaster. The multiplayer will also allow up to 38 players to play in one game. While it may seem odd not to have everyone playing at once, it allows for a true sense of the game in that players can only control one person for the entire game. With this inclusion into the game, true teams can be made among friends, and teamwork will become vital. Players must control their designated guy to perform line changes on the fly, just like in the real game. It keeps an emphasis on player fatigue, and staying out too long, will not only cost your team, but could make good friends, hated rivals.
One new game mode in this season's model, is 'Be a GM' mode. So you think you can do better than your favorite team's general manager? You can now prove it by taking control of your team from top to bottom. Make trades, draft prospects, make game day lines, and keep your star players happy. All this while keeping under the league mandated cap and keeping rival Gms from winning the Challenge Cup. We all know you can do better than Bojo Biscuit, but what about the likes of Jackson Rogers-Tanaka and Rainbow Dash.
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This season's new mini game is called Slappy's Slap Shot Madness. This game pits you as Slappy McDoodle, a well known physical presence in the SHL, who takes wild slap shots. The goal is to shatter every piece of Plexiglas in the arena, some in some unusual places, in under 2 minutes. The bonus round features you as not just Slappy but Big Manious, as a tag team duo, taking slap shots to knock-out opposing goaltenders. You must hit them in the head for if you don't they will get to break their goalie sticks over you head. You get two chances, one from each player, to knock out the goalies. If you fail to knock-out three goalies, one of the two players you control will be knocked out. If you miss six, both players get knocked out and you lose.
With another SHL season upon us, there is another SHL video game coming out so you too can make history with an SHL team or relive their favorite past seasons. EA Sports has added a variety of game modes and updates this season, including the following.
Relocation Mode: When Leafs stepped down, the option was in play to maybe relocate the Winnipeg Jets! In this mode, you are allowed to relocate the Jets and help them make the playoffs as a new franchise!
Expansion Mode: In this Be-a-GM add on, you are tasked with manning an expansion team and pushing to get them into the playoffs before your owner fires you! Will you be a Halifax Raiders or will you be a Buffalo Stampede? Let your GM skills shine as you look to make your mark in SHL history!!
HUT History: Get access to every single player that has played in the SHL or SMJHL to put on your HUT team. Want to put Stacker Pentecost on your team and change his career tragectory? You can do that! Want to put Truck Stoker on your first line and crush the opposing players? You can do that!! Make the lines of your dreams as you look to ascend the way to the top of the HUT leaderboards!
And introducing the brand new Seattle Riot mode, where all of the rules are turned off (except tampering)! Your players are allowed to play a season without being regressed, giving you a heavy advantage over other teams who follow the rules! Even flash back to Season 6 where you can rig the season in favor for your team!!
The special minigame in this mode is the Suspension Dodger, where you play as Viatcheslav Orlov and try to dodge the suspensions that come down the ice at you! Don't get hit with a tampering suspension!!
"If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying!" - Official tagline of this game mode.
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