Everybody's favorite SMHJL mascot, Waffley of the Kelowna Knights has gone missing. Not a single crumb or drop of syrup has been found yet.

However, the show must go on.

The is no one better for the role of our new mascot than Sebastian Thompson. It was waffles that saved him in a championship winning series years ago, and now it is time to return the favor.

Since the costume has gone missing as well, our best bet will be to have Thompstud suit up in his usual goalie gear and cover him from head to toe in maple syrup.Things should good pretty well as long as he refrains from high fives, hugs, signing autographs, or anything at all requiring physical contact with other objects or people.

UPDATE: The search for Waffley continues and hopefully he is found soon. So far it does not seem that the children are responding well to our sticky sweet armored behemoth. Maybe this wasn't the best idea.

Unfortunately for the Chiefs, retired bust turned mascot Scotty Reay was injured in a pick up hockey game, where his six year old child broke his ankles with the dirtiest of dangles. That left the Chiefs in quite a predicament. "It was a big loss for us... we finally found a role for Scotty and now this happened. It was frustrating," said General Manager Baelor Swift.

However, the Chiefs were quick to step into action after the horrible news in order to bring in a new mascot for their upcoming home game against the West Kendall Platoon. They looked around the league and it just so happened that the Blizzard were shopping Ivan Koroviev, the playmaking Russian winger. But, no, the Chiefs weren't after him for his passing prowess. Not one bit. The Chiefs were after him because of his potential mascot ability.

Immediately after bringing in Koroviev, he suited up in the mascot outfit. Dressing up in the regular Chiefs uniform with the big Chief head, he was a perfect fit and a bargain acquisition at a meager price of a 2nd and 3rd round selection for such a superb mascot. He will be saving the day as the children of Minneapolis were planning to go on strike from Chiefs games due to the potential absence of a mascot - he is a fan favorite for blasting candy all over the arena from the ice during commercial breaks and intermissions. Everyone will be resting easy knowing that <a href='index.php?showuser=1827' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Alucard</a> is the new man behind the mask.

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

Being named Captain of the Vancouver Whalers it was my duty to make sure our team event went as smoothly as possible. Right before the event we got a call letting us know the our mascot actor got injured the night prior and wouldn't be able to make our event at the Children's Hospital I did some quick thinking and went straight to Robert Phelps, he's always down to do absolutely anything for the team and I knew he would do it. Not even a second later he was dressed up as our Mascot Wally the Whale… it's a pretty funny looking costume to be honest but everyone here in Vancouver loves it. It's a giant whale that can obviously stand with a Vancouver Whalers jersey with his name on the back. As soon as we got there I looked back and he was already dancing around and meeting all of our young fans, to be honest it looked like he was really enjoying himself. The kids all had the biggest smiles on their faces and were so excited to meet the entire team. We got so many compliments on the event and luckily it was saved thanks to one of the best leaders on our team Phelps.
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GREYSON COOPER || LW || BUFFALO STAMPEDE || TPE: 1810
Career Teams + Awards
S59 Quebec City Citadelles (3rd Overall)
S60 Quebec City Citadelles 
S61 Quebec City Citadelles
S61 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader)
S61 Roberto Martucci Trophy (Regular Season Goals Leader)
S61 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoffs Points Leader)
S61 Ideen Fallah Trophy - SMJHL Awards Committee MVP
S61 Raymond Lindsay Trophy - Most Outstanding Player
S62 Quebec City Citadelles

SOPHIA BENNETT || RW || HOF || CAN || RETIRED
Career Teams
S34 VAN
S35 VAN
S36 VAN
S37 LAP
S38 LAP
S39 LAP
S40 LAP
S41 LAP
S42 LAP
S43 LAP
S44 LAP
S45 LAP
S46 LAP
S47 LAP - WKP 
S48 WKP
S51 MANHATTAN RAGE
S52 HAMILTON STEELHAWKS
S53 Hamilton Steelhawks
S54 Toronto North Stars
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Team Transactions
S34 VAN - 1yr/2M
S35 LAP - 3 yr/6M
S38 LAP - 3 yr/11M
S41 LAP - 4 yr/20M
S45 LAP - 1 yr/5M
S46 LAP - 1 yr/5M
S47 LAP - 1 yr/5M
S47 LAP - Traded to West Kendall Platoon
S48 LAP - 3 yr/15M
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Achievements and Awards
S34 The Esa Anrikkanen Award (Rookie of the Year) 
S35 Four Star Cup Champion
S35 Occasus Trophy
S35 Top Two-Way Forward
S36 Vancouver Whalers MVP
S36 Top Two-Way Player
S38 IIHF Bronze Medal
S39 IIHF Gold Medal
S40 Announced Alternate Captain of the Los Angeles Panthers
S40 IIHF Silver Medal
S41 Announced Captain of the Los Angeles Panthers
S41 Named to 3rd All Star Team
S42 Cole Reinhart Trophy
S43 Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 Named to 1st All Star Team
S43 Nominated for the Ron Mexico Award (League MVP) (Most Goals)
S44 Named to 1st All Star Team
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Top 100 List
S40 #98
S41 #54
S42 #37
S43 #21
S44 #7
S44 #2
S44 #16

The Texas Renegades mascots actor was not injured before his trip to the Houston Children's hospital he was banned from returning there after last summers fiasco...which is a story from another time.

The first person with big character who everyone would assume to be the mascot shoo in, would be Rick James but his antics usually involve hookers and blow, not exactly PG behaviour, so he is out.

Conklin Owen is the one who gets the call this time around. He is not dressing in the usual Richard the Renegade mascot suit ( a grim reaper) for obvious reasons. Instead he will be geared up in classical cowboy garb, equipped with water guns to cheer the sick kids up a little bit.

A water fight in the hospital breaks out and the kids all have a great time. This season was a much bigger hit than the last years which ended up with the mascot banned.


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After the Portland Admirals' mascot, Admiral Ackbar, took a tumble during last nights pre game show and injured his hip, the team looked to a player on the team to step up and fulfill Ackbar's daily mascot duties. Who better to play the role than the young winger from St. Louis, Joe Lombardi (bluesfan55). As Portland's youngest draft pick (and one of their most promising prospects), the team decided to give the rook a bit of friendly hazing.

During a full team meeting including the Portland farm players, Lombardi was elected to attend a fundraiser at the children's hospital dressed as Admiral Ackbar. Lombardi looked shocked upon learning the news, as he had found himself in this exact situation earlier in the week, replacing the St. Louis Crows mascot.

Lombardi suited up in the lifelike Ackbar costume. In fact, the mascot costume looked like it was straight off the set of Star Wars. Lombardi spent the day brightening the kids days with autographs, merch, and his catchphrase. "It's a trap!"

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Christian Kinsinger || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 2042 Peak TPE ||
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 212 lbs

Luca Veccelli || C || Retired || 1093 Peak TPE ||
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 208 lbs

Chris York || RW || Retired || 1817 Peak TPE || HOF ||
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 184 lbs

Prince George Firebirds GM (S34-S36)
Toronto North Stars GM (S37-S43)

Originally posted by gfridge@Aug 20 2017, 06:03 PM
With the recent injury to Ralph Wiggens, Benny T. Jets's usual actor, Jets star Zach Evans (<a href='index.php?showuser=2327' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-69'>ztevans</a>) will don the outfit.&nbsp; As one might imagine, the Jets' costume is unwieldy thanks to its cartoonish proportions and gaudy accessories.

Modeled after the song writer and performer who famously delivered its namesake, the Benny T. Jets costume is a caricature of Elton John.&nbsp; Complete with ridiculous sunglasses, exaggerated teeth, and occasionally a waist mounted piano prop, the Jets costume is sure to give the kids at the Winnipeg Academy for Awful Music (WAAM) a wonderful thrill.

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Evans will have his work cut out for him.&nbsp; Wiggens would typically wow the crowds -- adults and children alike -- with cartwheels, backflips, and even the full splits.&nbsp; Evans' teammates joked that they weren't sure he could do the splits on his own, nevermind in costume.&nbsp; It will be a real treat to see what Evans comes up with to bring the Benny T. Jets costume to life!

Zach Evans walks into a reception room at The Children's Hospital of Winnipeg, wearing oversized sunglasses and the Benny T. Jets costume. There are dozens of children gathered, ready to be entertained by the Winnipeg Jets’ beloved mascot. Evans is the least likely person to entertain them.

“Benny” begins at the piano, as one would expect for a dude dressed like fucking Elton John, but it’s very clear he has no idea what he’s doing. He stumbles through a, frankly, awful rendition of “Flemmy and the Jets.” The kids are unmoved, restless.

Knowing a bad situation when he sees one, “Benny” has no choice but to improvise. It’s time to attempt the Benny Backflip. Evans stands on the piano, takes a deep breath, leaps into motion … and crashes face-first into the piano. The children howl with laughter. Chants of “Ben-ny! Ben-ny! Ben-ny!” fill the room as he lays writhing in pain, checking for loose teeth.

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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets
Name: Zach Evans
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 18
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SHL Career Statistics:
S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59
S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106
S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96
S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113
S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140
S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220
S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158
S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85
S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49
S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82
S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6
S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15
S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17
S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27
CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7
S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16
S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81
S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32
S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31
S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7
S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26
S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4
S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3
S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44
S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0
S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9
CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7
S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17
S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12
S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10
S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22
S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5
S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8
S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5
S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11
S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8
S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7
S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1
S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft
S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner
Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft
S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit)
S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist
S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner
S38 SHL First-Team All-Star
S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner
S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner
S38 IIHF Gold Medalist
S43 IIHF Silver Medalist
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47
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Two things are infinite.

Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX
Name: Nikolai Evans
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 19
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32
S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37
S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51
S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39
CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3
S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8
S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6
CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25
S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4
S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2
S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2
S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12
S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0
S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7
CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23
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WJC Statistics:
S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13
S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14
S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season
Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season
S48 Fantasy Global Champion
S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner
I'll finish updating this at some point
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The Russian Prince

Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles
Name: Zdenko Beranek
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 27
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6
S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft
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Le Petite Chèvre

The Hamilton Steelhawks mascot was unable to attend the local hospital event. So they needed to find a backup. They sent in their star winger Noro Wozy. Wozy was the first one to volunteer. He will be wearing the big hawk suit. The suit is just a big bird. Its got a little steel on its wings. The bird is wearing a Hamilton Steelhawks jersey. The birds name is Birdy. Wozy is a good guy, he is good with kids. He was doing some funny little dances. Telling some good jokes to the kids. Near the end of the event. Wozy took off the head of the suit. A lot of the kids recognised him and started freaking out. He took pictures and signed some autographs for all the kids. Wozy was able to invite a few of the kids to a Hamilton game this season. It was a really fun event and all the kids had a great time.

When word came out that our mascot wasn't going to be able to make it to the hospital Our General manager Mr.Pushkin set out to contact every viable replacement option within the West Kendall organization. Unfortunately none of the sensible people were available BUT Slappy was more than enthusiastic about his chance to show off his new mascot "slappy the eagle". Pushkin reluctantly agreed and sent slappy on his way without first asking about the costume. Turns out slappy had made the costume himself from gluing bird feathers to a cardboard box with holes cutout for his head and arms. Slappy would get the bird feathers by [redacted]. When he got to the hospital the young children were initially terrified to see the monstrosity that walked through the door. Lucky for the children he wasn't actually allowed to wear bird feathers in the hospital so he had to remove the suit. Seeing their idol and hero emerge from the would-be costume brought a chorus of excitement and joy from the children. Slappy spent the rest of the day with the children, without the costume but trust me, they were all better for it.

When it fell to Big Manius to pick a player to replace Jimmy the Jet for a night at The Children's Hospital of Winnipeg. Manius knew just the Jet for the job and grabbed Corey Bearss (<a href='index.php?showuser=2338' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>CBear</a>). Now Manius knew that Corey would never fit in Jimmy the Jets costume.



Although Manius was unconcerned because he a led on the Jets original Mascot costume “Denny”. Good old Denny, not Benny. Denny the old purple mascot from SHL seasons 2-3. That old mascot costume was plenty big enough. Needless to say, Bearss was not too pleased about looking like Grimace for several hours when he was informed of this.



During the visit to the children’s hospital Corey began by telling jokes, juggling and listening to the children stories. After hours of depressing stories, Corey had enough of the crying and began to give a motivational speech on fighting and training. As his talk progressed, he began working out and jogging around the room asking the children to join him in a exercising against disease. Like the Pied Piper, he led the children on jog around the hospital. This jog slowly turned into run that poured into the streets. Gathering children and excitements Bearss began run harder and slowly began pulling away from his followers.




After few minutes of intensive running Bearss realized that running sick kids though the street might not be the best idea. Therefore, he and the children return to the children’s hospital for good muscle rub down.

Sigs by @FlappyGiraffe,  @Steelhead77,  @ToeDragon84, @slothfacekilla, @Wasty and other dude I need to find your name

Lil' Manius

Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired 
Name: Lil' Manius
Height: 5’ 6”
Weight: 182
Number: 77
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Personal Awards and Records
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States
S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States
S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States
S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States
S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S48 1st All-Star Team
S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me
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Big Manius

Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired
Name: Big Manius
Height: 6’ 9”
Weight: 265
Number: 7
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Personal Awards and Records
SHL Hall of Fame Player
Member of the Triple Gold Club
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S25 Challenge Cup Champion
S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway
S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S27 IIHF Top Defenseman
S33 2nd All-Star Team
S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner
S30 League leader Fights Won
S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner
S26 Scott Stevens Nominee
S26 2nd All-Star Team
S26 Tied for first in PP Goals
S23 Four Star Cup Champion
Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96
Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13
Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20
SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96
SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73%
SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs
SMJHL S 22 Playoffs:  Lead league in fights won
SMJHL S 23 Playoffs:  Lead league in fights won
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It truly was unfortunate when the Portland Admiral mascot actor was accidentally struck by an errant puck during a pre-season morning skate this fall. Doubly unfortunate was the fact that the actor had a visit to the local Children's Hospital that very afternoon.

Luckily for him, recently returned Admiral, Isaac Kaiser, stepped up to fill in for the injured cheerleader.

"Benches", as he is affectionately referred to by his team, provided an afternoon of fun for the children holed up at the hospital. Instead of the usual Admiral Ackbar uniform, Kaiser opted to use a uniform specially made up for himself - a cartoon bench.

The kids were in stitches most of the day while Kaiser was in Benches. Kaiser entertained the children with some personal chirps, some children's book reading, and even some stand up. Parents of the hospitalized children were ecstatic to see their children react so well to the back up mascot.

Hopefully we'll see a return of Benches to the hospital - not from a hockey injury.

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