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***Bayley*** · 05-01-2018, 08:19 AM

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TASK ONE: Your player has been invited to do color commentary for Game 1 of the Finals. (Un)fortunately, your player’s decided to drink a bit before making this guest appearance. In at least 150 words, write a transcript of the opening commentary of the game and your player’s introduction.

Welcome to Game One of the Championship between the f**king green team and the red team. This looks like Christmas out here, which is perfectly fine because I love Christmas. Doc, what is your favorite Christmas movie? I am more of a guy that loves Jingle All the Way, you know, with Arnold in it? You know that movie, you have to know that Turboman is the best character in any movie. Thank you all for having me. What town are we in again? These people look oddly weird, it certainly does not look like Buffalo. This looks like if Buffalo's people ate themselves, have they heard of weight watchers? This will be a fun game between the two teams going for the cup thingy in which I can drink out of. That is a great idea, why don't I go down there and bring up that Cup for me to drink in. Did no one think of this? Doc, have your people talk to my people and get that Cup brought up to me to drink. I need more drink, why am I being cut off!
People with the crew walk in and escort TJ Bayley off the microphone
Doc: Well, I guess we are going to have to cut a lot of that off. Welcome to ...

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TASK TWO: Who is your choice for the unsung hero of the S40 playoffs up to this point? Must be at least 150 words and include at least two statistics in support.

The unsung hero of the playoffs for me has to be Jonathan Lundberg of the Minnesota Chiefs. When looking at the top scorers during the season, Lundberg was 34th, that is right, 34th in all scorers. Now, fast forward to the playoffs, Lundberg is looking at 15 points in 13 games which puts him only behind Sebastian Strange who finished 12th this year in points. Now Lundberg is doing it in all facets of the ice. He has 6 goals, 9 assists, +6 and also has 41 hits. He also has 6 shots blocked which shows that he even has impact on the defensive side of the ice. He is averaging just about 22 minutes of ice time in which he fully deserves it all. One thing he will need to improve on is staying out of the penalty box. He has 12 minutes in the box which he will need to be on the ice more. This guy has been a stud for the Chiefs as they make their run towards possible back to back Challenge Cups.

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TASK FOUR: Unscramble the names of these four players who will be competing in the Challenge Cup Finals. Send the answers to me by forum PM. You will not get credit for posting the answers in this thread. Please make the subject of the message “CW Word Scramble." [Grading: 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer]

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TASK SIX: Both of the goaltenders in the finals have put up a remarkable battle for their teams to get them this far. Between the two starting goaltenders, who wins the goalie battle, and will it be enough for them to bring their team home a Cup win? Justify your decision in at least 150 words with at least two goalie statistics and one team statistic.

I would say that Richard C. Hocolate has the edge in goaltending for now throughout this playoff. When you look at the numbers, Richard C. Hocolate has less losses, a better Save Percentage, a better Goals Against Average, and has faced 20 more shots than Olli O'Koivu has. That may mean that the Chiefs play better in front of O'Koivu, but that .914 save percentage is something that is definitely cringe worthy. He has also given up more goals than Richard C. Hocolate has. I would say for those reasons, Richard C. Hocolate is going to be the goalie that has the edge throughout this. Now, Minnesota is averaging more Goals For with 3.23 over 3.00, but Calgary is averaging less Goals Against. Honestly, this may come down to special teams. Calgary is leading that PK+PP which could give Richard C. Hocolate the edge yet again! Minnesota shoots the most and allows the least amount of shots, but Richard C. Hocolate will be challenged, but I think he is up to the test.

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TASK NINE: Trivia! Send the answers to me by forum PM. You will not get credit for posting the answers in this thread. Please make the subject of the message “CW Trivia.” [Grading: 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 for each correct answer.

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Bonus question: Who scores the Cup-winning goal?
Joe Kurczewski

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