Task One: 171 wods

HEY! HEY! HEY! Yeah you camera guuuuy before we go live get me one of those vodka wataaaaaa's I am trying to watch my figure, for that new sports brodcaster jessicaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhh she sooooo cute.
- Uhm Ostap you are already live.

IM LIVE, what the shit no one counted me down! Well shit lets start. Every one that is watching on the power of the television, welcome to the opening ceremonies for game 1 of the SHL. Obviously all of you know me, I am oh to the stop maksimovvvvv and I will be doing color commentary for this great event for all of you sucks. Well lemme tell yeah, the calgary dragons are not playing tonight, so there is no real reason to watch this game, the only game you need to watch is with the dragons, since we already know they are going to take the cup. Before the game starts let me plug my social media to these clowns. Follow me every where at @oSTAPLIT , giveaway at 50k!


TASK Two 180 words
The unsung hero for me is easy, and I can bet you it is easy for a lot of other voters as well. Richard C. Hocolate the Calgary dragons goalie was an absolute monster in the post season for the Dragons. It did not matter if it was the first round or the finals, Richard C. Hocolate showed up for every game. He had a post season best .922 SVP, which is 7 points higher then the goaltender in second. He goes on to top this with his post season best GAA posting an insane 2.57, while playing the second most games out of all the goaltenders. The games played is what makes sat very important. If he only played 4 games, the numbers would be rather skewed. You want to know what the kicker is? His two assists that he got in the playoffs. Those two points were more that what Calgary defender Ostap Maksimov registered throughout the playoffs. Not only is Richard C. Hocolate stopping the pucks, hes getting the puck up to the players to make plays.

Task four PM Sent

Task Six 154 words
Well based on my unsung write up, we know who will, and who won the goaltender battle, Richard C. Hocolate was a stud at the back end for Calgary posting an impressive .922 SVP, and 2.57 GAA throughout the entire playoffs. Now don't get me wrong Olli O'Koivu also played a very strong playoffs for the chiefs, however in the finals you could tell that Richard C. Hocolate was on another level. Olli O'Koiv finsihed the playoffs with a .909 SVP which was 4th best among playoffs goalies. His 2.79 GAA was a little bet better, as it ranked third among goaltenders, however when comparing it to Richard C. Hocolate 2.57 GAA it really does not match up. Richard C. Hocolate was a difference maker for the dragons during the playoff run, where Olli O'Koiv seemed to have burned out in the playoffs, and might have cost his team a couple of goals against.

Task Nine Sent



Bonus Question: Adam Kaiser