TASK ONE:
[Tom Houlder description] : Welcome everyone to the first game of the SMJHL finals. We are live in Kelowna, Canada to what should be an exciting series between the Knights and the Falcons. I'm joined today with a special guest, Ti-Guy Emond of the Colorado Mammoths.

[Ti-Guy barely able to speak as he's clearly drunk]. : Oui, connntennt d'etrrrreeee iciiii ettttt…

[Tom interupting him as he quickly realise the situation and trying to save the segment]: Haha Ti-Guy, pretending to be in french television. I was told you were a joker hahaha…

[Ti-Guy seeing Richard Physt stepping on the ice start to talk over Tom]: That son of a bitch Rickard Filthy asshole, I would kill him if he was in my face right now. Eliminating me of my dreams of winning the cup and…

Ti-Guy starts to cry and it goes on for a minute. Two security guards are stepping to remove his mic and get him out of the arena. You could still hear Ti-Guy crying in the whole process… so sad and cringy


TASK TWO:
My nomination goes for the starting goaltender of the Calgary Dragons Richard C. Hocolate. All off season long the attention was on their forward superstars of the like of Joe Kurczewski, Louis Garrett, Mike Izzy, Dani Forsberg and that they were finally able to acquire a number one d-man in Adam Kaiser. The spotlight was never on Hocolate and a lot of experts were even saying he is their only weak spot remaining and they couldn't win a cup with him. He might have proved them right posting pretty average regular season stats.

Hocolate is a veteran and as he's getting pretty old as his best years are behind him. But that also means he has tons of playoffs experience. The consensus was CGY wouldn't be able to go through WPG and win the west as they are just better at pretty much all positions. Against Texas in the first round, Richard only allowed 6 goals in 5 games including 1 shutout to help his team advance. They would now face Winnipeg in the 2nd round and like I said earlier they were the clear underdogs. It turns out they pulled the upset winning in 7 games after trailing 3-1. Richard playoffs save percentage so far is of .928%, putting him at the number one spot. Hocolate proved he still got it and made a clear statement he isn't the team’s achilles, in fact he's their backbone.


TASK FOUR:
Pm'd


TASK SIX:
I would look like an idiot if I didn't choose Richard C. Hocolate after praising him in a previous task. Alright, I know Olli O'Koivu has 558 more TPE and had better regular season stats. But as I learned since joining, TPE difference for goalies at some point doesn’t matter much and the playoffs are a whole different beast. In my opinion, winning the goalie battle means the goalie winning the cup, simple as that. Sure you could say when Jean-Sébastien Giguère won the Conn Smythe Trophy in 2003 despite not winning the cup he won the goalie battle over Martin Brodeur. You would be right and I have no arguments.

But I don't really see this series decided by goalies performance. I just see Calgary as the better team and winning the cup, explaining why I'm going with Richard. Their team defense is just superior, only allowing 141 goals in the regular season compared to Minessota 159. Also after 2 rounds, Richard C. Hocolate has just being the better goaltender. In 12 games, Hocolate allowed 29 goals, giving him a 2.42 GAA and a save percentage of 92.8. O'Koivu in 13 games allowed 34 goals, giving him a 2.62 GAA and a save percentage of 91.1.


TASK NINE:
Pm'd