I’ll never forgive MLSE, the corporate A-Holes running the raps and Masai Urjiri for this.

same tbh

How come I've never seen this thread before?

 

Thanks to prettyburn, TML, Carpy, JNH, Jepox, Engi, Karey, Flappy, Skolpadder, Mook, DollarAndADream, Smirnov and Toe for the sigs.

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Crossfit's First Career SHL Goal, 4. Manhattan Rage , Crossfit Jesus 1 (Pedro Sarantez, Nucky Toohoots) at 5:51

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Devitt's First Career SHL Goal, 5. Calgary Dragons , Prince Devitt 1 (Barry Batsbak 21, Mike Izzy 14) at 10:43

Crossfit Jesus || Retired

Age: 21

Height 6'1"

Weight: 217lbs

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Transactions:

Drafted 35th Overall by the St.Louis Scarecrows in the S32 SMJHL Draft.

Drafted 43rd Overall by the Manhatten Rage in the S33 SHL Draft.

 Signed Entry Level Deal with the Manhatten Rage

 Signed a 3 yr/12M Contract extension with the Rage.

  IIHF Status changed from Canada to Sweden

 Signed a 2yr/15.5M contract with the Jets

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 Awards/Milestones:

 S33 Micheal Haan Award Winner for Most Dedicated on the Crows

 T-5th for most goals in history in a single SMJHL Season. 28 goals (S34)

 S34 Challenge Cup Winner with the Rage.

 S34 Martucci Award Winner.

S34 Kane Summers and Brady Wingles Award Winner.

 S36 SHL All-Rookie Team.

 S38 Challenge Cup Winner with the Rage.

 S44 Challenge Cup Winner with the Jets.

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 SMJHL Season Stats:

S32 (STL) SMJHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 3 G, 2A, 5 PTS

S33 (STL) SMJHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 6 G, 14 A, 20 PTS

S34 (STL) SMJHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 28 G, 28 A, 56 PTS

 S35 (STL) SMJHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 24 G, 23 A, 46 PTS

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 Total SMJHL Season Stats: GP: 200, 61 G, 67 A, 128 PTS

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 SMJHL Playoff Stats:

 S34 (STL) SMJHL Playoffs - GP: 13, 5 G, 5 A, 10 PTS

 S35 (STL) SMJHL Playoffs - GP: 7, 2 G, 2 A, 4 PTS

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 Total SMJHL Playoff Stats: GP: 20, 7 G, 7 A, 14 PTS

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 IIHF Stats:

S35 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 13, 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS

 S36 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10, 1 G, 3 A, 4 PTS

 S37 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 11, 3 G, 1 A, 4 PTS

S38 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS

 S39 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 1 G, 4 A, 5 PTS

 S40 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 4 G, 7 A, 11 PTS

 S41 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 2 G, 3 A, 5 PTS

 S42 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 4 G, 2 A, 6 PTS

 S43 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 2 G, 4 A, 6 PTS

 S44 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 3 G, 2 A, 5 PTS

 S45 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 4 G, 3 A, 7 PTS

 S46 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 11. 8 G, 7 A, 15 PTS

 S47 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 13. 2 G, 8 A, 10 PTS

 S48 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 15. 10 G, 11 A, 21 PTS

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 SHL Season Stats:

 S36 (MAN) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 14 G, 17 A, 31 PTS

 S37 (MAN) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 19 G, 12 A, 31 PTS

 S38 (MAN) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 16 G, 19 A, 35 PTS

 S39 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 14 G, 18 A, 32 PTS

 S40 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 12 G, 9 A, 21 PTS

S41 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 17 G, 33 A, 50 PTS

S42 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 14 G, 13 A, 27 PTS

S43 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 26 G, 28 A, 54 PTS

S44 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 19 G, 22 A, 41 PTS

S45 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 16 G, 22 A, 38 PTS

S46 (WKP) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 27 G, 25 A, 52 PTS

S47 (WKP) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 25 G, 36 A, 61 PTS

S48 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 13 G, 31 A, 44 PTS

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Total SHL Regular Season Stats: GP: 600, G: 232, A: 285, PTS: 517 

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SHL Playoff Stats:

 S34 (MAN) SHL Playoffs - GP: 3, 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS

 S38 (MAN) SHL Playoffs - GP: 20, 4 G, 3 A, 7 PTS

 S39 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 13, 3 G, 3 A, 6 PTS

 S40 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 14, 6 G, 3 A, 9 PTS

 S41 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 13, 4 G, 3 A, 7 PTS

 S43 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 17, 6 G, 16 A, 22 PTS

 S44 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 18, 8 G, 4 A, 12 PTS

 S45 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 4, 0 G, 1 A, 1 PTS

 S47 (WKP) SHL Playoffs - GP: 15, 8 G, 8 A, 16 PTS

 S48 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 19, 2 G, 7 A, 9 PTS

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Total SHL Playoff Stats: GP: 136, G: 41, A: 48, PTS: 89

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"Machine Gun" Prince Devitt || D || Knights || Dragons || 1022 TPE

Name: Prince Devitt
Age: 37
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 190 lbs
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SMJHL Season Stats:
S48 (KEL) SMJHL Season: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 9, PTS: 13
S49 (KEL) SMJHL Season: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 34, PTS: 37
S50 (KEL) SMJHL Season: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 34, PTS: 35
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SMJHL Regular Season Total Stats: GP: 150, G: 8 , A: 78, PTS: 86
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S48 (KEL) SMJHL Playoffs: GP: 6, G: 1, A: 3, PTS: 4
S49 (KEL) SMJHL Playoffs: GP: 17, G: 1, A: 14, PTS: 15
S50 (KEL) SMJHL Playoffs: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 4, PTS: 4
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SMJHL Total Playoff Stats: GP: 29, G: 2, A: 21, PTS: 23
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SHL Season Stats:
S51 (CGY) SHL Season: GP: 50, G: 0, A: 10, PTS: 10
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S50 (CGY) SHL Playoffs: GP: 11, G: 0, A: 0, PTS: 0
S51 (CGY) SHL Playoffs: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 4, PTS: 4

RIP KOBE

Doubt is a dream killer

lol this thread aged well

Credit to Geck, Ragnar and Juni for sigs

Самат Бейбітжанов | G | Colorado | Atlanta 

Name: Samat Beibitzhanov

Age: 19

Birthplace: Karaganda, Kazakhstan

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 191 lbs

Number: 12/20

Name Bodycount: IIIIIIII

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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season: 

S51 | COL | GP: 44 (20-22-2) | .889 SV% | 2.65 GAA | SO: 1 | 0 PIM

S52 | COL | GP: 41 (22-13-5) | .892 SV% | 2.83 GAA | SO: 0 | 4 PIM

S53 | COL | GP: 32 (11-18-2) | .910 SV% | 2.73 GAA | SO: 2

S54 | COL | GP: 30 (15-11-4) | .910 SV% | 2.27 GAA | SO: 2

SHL Regular Season: 

S54 | MAN | GP: 5 (4-0-0) | .903 SV% | 1.45 GAA | SO: 1

S55 | MAN | GP: 10 (6-1-1) | .928 SV% | 1.70 GAA | SO: 1

S56 | ATL | GP: 44 (22-19-3) | .915 SV% | 3.12 GAA | SO: 3

S57 | ATL | GP: 51 (25-21-4) | .910 SV% | 2.89 GAA | SO: 4

S58 | ATL | GP: 51 (24-25-0) | .914 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 3

IIHF Regular Season: 

S53 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .912 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0

S54 | RUS | GP: 12 (3-9-0) | .917 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0 

S55 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .903 SV% | 3.30 GAA | SO: 0 

S56 | RUS | GP: 12 (2-10-0) | .879 SV% | 5.55 GAA | SO: 0

S57 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .905 SV% | 4.64 GAA | SO: 0 

S58 | RUS | GP: 12 (7-3-2) | .926 SV% | 3.50 GAA | SO: 0

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Clout Box:

S50 WJC Gold Medal Team Russia

S51 All-Rookie Team

S51 Brutal SMJHL RoTY snub

S52 Tom Corcoran Nomination

S52 WJC Gold Medal Team UCORCAL

Original Colorado Goal Horn Creator

S53 WJC Bronze Medal

2x SMJHL All-Star

Мағжан Шаяхметов | Russia Co-Fed Head

Name: Magzhan Shayakhmetov

2x WJC GM, 1x Gold Medal S52 UCORCAL

S56-Present Russia Co-Fed Head

S58 IIHF Semifinalist

GoalieScore Record Holders and Winners

CHAMPION OF LIFE

S53 - Luca Del Vecchio

S54 - Harry Carpet

S55 - Markus Tegernako

S56 - Knox Booth

S57 - Luca Del Vecchio

S58 - Frans Eller
S59 - Nicolae Antonescu

S60 - Vincent Mietitore

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HISTORICAL CHAMPIONSHIP

S53-54 - Luca Del Vecchio

S54-55 - Harry Carpet

S55-56 - Markus Tegernako

S56-Present - Knox Booth

lol this thread aged well

came here to post the same thing lmfao