09-23-2018, 06:21 AM
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A wide shot of lush green hills with a few small villages sprinkled in between. The sun is shining brightly in the blue sky, blessing us with some lens-flares even, as the camera zooms in into a row of grapes - we are in a vineyard, apparently.
Cut to a group of happy and attractive people of all ages, sitting on the back of a trailer behind a tractor that slowly moves through the vineyard. They are laughing, talking, smiling, sitting around an improvised wooden table. The sunlight reflects in their glasses and the almost golden wine in it.
The camera zooms out again and we see the tractor moving through the vineyard as it approaches a small tower by a hillside. By the tower, a lone person is waiting, watching the river that flows below.
Another cut and the camera is right behind the driver now as he approaches the figure. The person turns around.
Cut, we are now behind the figure who is wearing a Colorado Raptors jersey with the number #17 and the name Winter on it.
The camera makes one final cut that let's us see the persons face. Unsurprisingly, it's young hockey player Philipp Winter who has a big smile on his face as the tractor comes to a halt and some of the people on it jump of the trailer to great him enthusiastically. After a few seconds of hugs and smiles, Winter gets passed a glass of wine and they get on the trailer together. Everyone is having fun.
Everyone exchanges toasts and laughs as the tractor starts moving again. Only now do we see that two people, sitting right next to each other, had remained on the trailer this whole time. Philipp Winter looks up and sees them. It's his father Nicolas and grandfather David, both sitting their with a cheeky smile and greeting him with a knowing nod.
The tractor rides into the sunset.
Voiceover and caption: Rheinhessenwein - In der Welt zuhause.
Raven
Quote: Written Task: Write the script for your commercial. It can be for a car dealership, snack, whatever. Task must include the description and/or name of at least one product. Must be at least 150 words.
*view of a peaceful village covered in snow*
*vivaldi's four seasons (winter) starts playing*
*Rafe Ulrich is spotted walking around in his shirt and shorts*
Line Rafe: *make sound as if cold* wow it sure is cold here
Line Commericial male voice: Sounds like you could use a Jasper Clayton patented winter jacket!
* Jasper Clayton patented winter jacket drops from the sky next to Rafe Ulrich*
Line Rafe: Oh wow let's see how this feels.
*Rafe puts on jacket*
*Camara zooms in on rafe's face*
*wavy lines appear, indicating a dream sequence*
*Scene changes to a cosy cottage, fire place roaring, a clearly hot cup of coffee on an end table, Rafe is back in his shorts and shirt, laid back in a rest chair, clearly enjoying the warmth*
Line rafe: This feels amazing, it's almost like I'm not even outside in the cold.
*scene changes back to snowy village*
*Rafe is just standing around, clearly daydreaming about the cosy cottage*
Line commercial man voice: *cough* you alright?
*Rafe snaps back to reality*
Line Rafe: I've never felt better.
*Rafe runs off into the sunset*
*jingle starts playing*
~ Jasper Clayton Patented winter jackeeeet ~
Thank you Fever, sköldpaddor and OD for the amazing sigs!
Ryuuji Kawashima || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2034 TPE || Empty Pockets Name: Ryuuji Kawashima Age: 20 Height: 6'4" Weight: 213 lbs Number: 26 ----------------- Transactions: Drafted 4th overall in S58 SMJHL Draft to the Anaheim Outlaws
Rafe Ulrich || LW || Montreal Militia || 1442 TPE || New England Wolfpack Name: Rafe Ulrich Age: 18 Height: 6'7" Weight: 250 lbs Number: 13 ----------------- Transactions: Drafted 3rd overall in S41 SMJHL Draft to the Montreal Militia Drafted 1st overall in S42 SHL Draft to the New England Wolfpack
Raven Silverwang || RW || Wolfpack || 1718 TPE || Triple Gold Champ Name: Raven Silverwing Age: 34 Height: 6'7" Weight: 220 lbs Number: 13 ----------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S26||MTL||GP: 50||G: 4||A: 1||P: 5||+/-: -6||PIM: 8||H: 33||SHT: 15||SB: 2 S27||MTL||GP: 50||G: 33||A: 29||P: 62||+/-: 19||PIM: 38||H: 44||SHT: 212||SB: 12 S28||MTL||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 33||P: 53||+/-: 22||PIM: 16||H: 48||SHT: 185||SB: 9 SMJHL Total Regular Season Stats: S26-28||MTL||GP: 150 || G: 57 || A: 63 || P: 120 || +/-: 35 || PIM: 62 || SHT: 412 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Play Off Statisticals S26||MTL||GP: 5||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 2||H: 3||SHT: 4||SB: 0 S27||MTL||GP: 17||G: 12||A: 9||P: 21||+/-: -2||PIM: 0||H: 19||SHT: 68||SB: 4 S28||MTL||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 6||P: 12||+/-: 5||PIM: 8||H: 27||SHT: 59||SB: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Stats S29||NEW||GP: 50||G: 2||A: 5||P: 7||+/-: -9||PIM: 11||H: 38||SHT: 80||SB: 3||SHT%: 2.50% S30||NEW||GP: 50||G: 13||A: 18||P: 31||+/-: 9||PIM: 0||H: 10||SHT: 176||SB: 13||SHT%: 7.39% S31||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 27||P: 47||+/-: 15||PIM: 0||H: 4||SHT: 182||SB: 11||SHT%: 10.99% S32||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 19||P: 39||+/-: 20||PIM: 7||H: 8||SHT: 190||SB: 2||SHT%: 10.53% S33||NEW||GP: 50||G: 26||A: 24||P: 50||+/-: 14||PIM: 33||H: 16||SHT: 209||SB: 9||SHT%: 12.44% S34||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 25||P: 50||+/-: 17||PIM: 12||H: 10||SHT: 200||SB: 7||SHT%: 12.50% S35||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 21||P: 46||+/-: 11||PIM: 22||H: 25||SHT: 211||SB: 16||SHT%: 11.85% S36||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 28||P: 48||+/-: 12||PIM: 12||H: 70||SHT: 205||SB: 18||SHT%: 9.76%||FO%: 56.79%||FOT: 1141 S37||NEW||GP: 50||G: 21||A: 28||P: 49||+/-: 5||PIM: 19||H: 18||SHT: 198||SB: 16||SHT%: 10.61%||FO%: 55.90%||FOT: 1855 S38||NEW||GP: 50||G: 24||A: 29||P: 53||+/-: 4||PIM: 4||H: 19||SHT: 212||SB: 21||SHT%: 11.32%||FO%: 51.76%||FOT: 1735 <OPTION>SHL Regular Season Stats: S29-38||NEW||GP: 500||G: 196||A: 224||P: 420||+/-: 98||PIM: 110||H: 218||SHT: 1863||SB: 116||SHT%: 9.99%||FO%: 54.82% ||FOT: 4731 SHL Play Off Statisticals S29||NEW||DNQ S30||NEW||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 7||P: 13||+/-: 13||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 47||SB: 4||SHT%: 12.77% *CUP* S31||NEW||GP: 19||G: 8||A: 11||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM:17||H: 2||SHT: 56||SB: 4||SHT%: 14.29% *CUP* S32||NEW||GP: 11||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 0||PIM: 0||H: 1|| SHT: 54||SB: 3|| SHT%: 3.70% S33||NEW||GP: 18||G: 9||A: 10||P: 19||+/-: 14||PIM: 21||H: 7||SHT: 72||SB: 2||SHT%: 12.50% S34||NEW||GP: 11||G: 5||A: 5||P: 10||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 11||SHT: 40||SB: 1||SHT%: 12.50% S35||NEW||GP: 9||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -8||PIM: 19||H: 3||SHT: 34||SB: 4||SHT%: 2.94% S36||NEW||GP: 18||G: 10||A: 9||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM: 5||H: 17||SHT: 87||SB: 6||SHT%: 11.49%||FO%: 52.77% (578) S37||NEW||DNQ S38||NEW||GP: 7||G: 2||A: 3||P: 5||+/-: 4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 29||SB: 2||SHT%: 6.90%||FO%: 50.20% (249) SHL Total Playoff Stats: S29-38||NEW||GP: 107||G: 43||A: 50||P: 93||+/-: 29||PIM: 62||H: 45||SHT: 419||SB: 26||SHT%: 9.64%||FO%: 51.49% (578) ------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Round Robin Statistics S26||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 7||SHT: 1|| SB: 0 S27||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 7|| SB: 1 S28||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 2||P: 2||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 4|| SB: 2 S29||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: -5||PIM: 2||H: 9||SHT: 14|| SB: 1 S30||UK||GP: 10||G: 3||A: 3||P: 6||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 5||SHT: 30||SB: 3||SHT%: 10.00%||FOT: 208||FO%: 40.38% S31||UK||GP: 10||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -7||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 21||SB: 3||SHT%: 4.76%||FOT: 259||FO%: 43.24% ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Statistics S26||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 0||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 0 S27 - Did not qualify- S28||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 1 S29 - Did not qualify- S30||UK||GP: 3||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 8||SB: 0||SHT%: 25.00%||FOT:51||FO%: 43.14% S31||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 1||SB: 0||SHT%: 0%||FOT: 28||FO%: 35.71% ------------------------------------------------------------ Trophy Case S26 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact S27 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact S27 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player) S27 Ideen Fallah Award - (MVP Voted by Awards Committee) S27 Jared Hanson Trophy - (Top in points) S27 Roberto Martucci - (Most Goals) S28 FOUR STAR CUP WINNER (MONTREAL IMPACT) S28 Damien Littleton Award - (Most dedicated SHLer) S28 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player) S28 Elias Armia - (Commish MVP) S28 Jared Hansen - (Top Point-Scorer) S30 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK) S30 IIHF SILVER MEDAL TEAM UK S31 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK) S33 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 30sth overall in S26 SMJHL Draft by Montreal Impact Drafted 7th overall in S27 SHL Draft by New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------ Cool Stuff: Assigned Captian of the Montreal Impact S27 Assigned Captian of the Montreal Militia S28 Assigned Alternative Captian of the New England Wolfpack S30 (づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ
JayWhy
You know, it's an odd thing. I thought I was coming in for a simple commercial shoot, and I guess that was correct. However, instead of being for a specific product, it was an advertisement for the
local news?
Imagine my surprise coming in and being asked to stand with news anchor Dick Bleu for a quick spot. I was told to bring my jersey and a stick and puck, so of course I followed through. The news anchor would not stop asking me about my dad and my brother, though. He asked to wear the jersey, it was awkward. I will say, I am definitely declining the next time Anchorage sets up a television spot for me.
So they line us up on these taped down X's next to each other and shine these bright, stupid lights right in our face. I honestly should've worn my sunglasses. They count down and it's my queue to go. All my line is -- "I'm Jax Aittokallio, and you're watching WTTQ Fox!"
They then said there was a second one they're going to run. They have us line up again and have us do a 30-second spot that literally felt like an hour. The anchor listed off all the "awards" they've "won," which I'm pretty sure were mostly made up like the "News Station of the Year in the City of Anchorage who has a Male lead anchor and Features Other Reporters 2011." I can't really say that it's not real, but it's oddly specific.
I do a quick speech on saying you should be tuning in to WTTQ Fox to see all of your sporting highlights, and while your at it to hold in for the weather. They gave a little laugh about the improvisation, and said it would definitely be in the commercial. They then finally took the anchor away (thank god), and had me line up with my stick in different poses for them to film as b-roll for the first part. It was relatively quick. We finished up, I was told I could
finally go. Before I went, I did grab that cute reporters number. But that's a story for another day.
(Also, if I could say, hated this PT when it was first posted. Still not a fan.)
An old man's dream ended. A young man's vision of the future opened wide. Young men have visions, old men have dreams. But the place for old men to dream is beside the fire.
Thanks to Jackson, Copenhagen, and Harry Hans!
#29 Jakub Aittokallio || G || Edmonton Blizzard || 1,700 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jakub Aittokallio Height: 6'4" Weight: 217 lbs Number: 29 Birthplace: Tampere, Finland Birthday: January 20, 1994 -------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Career Statistics S12 DET: GP: 15 || W: 5 || L: 8 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 2.97 || SO: 1 || SA: 429 S13 STL: GP: 40 || W: 14 || L: 21 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .896 || GAA: 3.26 || SO: 1 || SA: 1201 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S14 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 18 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .895 || GAA: 2.68 || SO: 1 || GA: 119 || SA: 1128 || MP: 2663 S15 EDM: GP: 40 || W: 32 || L: 5 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .925 || GAA: 1.87 || SO: 3 || GA: 76 || SA: 1013 || MP: 2441 S16 EDM: GP: 45 || W: 19 || L: 17 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.54 || SO: 3 || GA: 114 || SA: 1063 || MP: 2691 S17 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 25 || L: 17 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .898 || GAA: 2.37 || SO: 2 || GA: 105 || SA: 1025 || MP: 2658 S18 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 31 || L: 8 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 5 || GA: 95 || SA: 1086 || MP: 2693 S19 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 16 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.15 || SO: 4 || GA: 96 || SA: 1104 || MP: 2679 S20 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 21 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .900 || GAA: 2.55 || SO: 5 || GA: 113 || SA: 1133 || MP: 2655 S21 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 24 || L: 16 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .906 || GAA: 2.52 || SO: 5 || GA: 117 || SA: 1242 || MP: 2791 S22 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 24 || L: 19 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .898 || GAA: 2.52 || SO: 4 || GA: 117 || SA: 1145 || MP: 2789 S23 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 26 || L: 14 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 2.50 || SO: 3 || GA: 117 || SA: 1190 || MP: 2810 S24 EDM: GP: 47 || W: 21 || L: 22 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .889 || GAA: 2.83 || SO: 2 || GA: 133 || SA: 1197 || MP: 2821 S25 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 27 || L: 15 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.40 || SO: 2 || GA: 107 || SA: 1151 || MP: 2674 S26 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 16 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.60 || SO: 3 || GA: 116 || SA: 1220 || MP: 2680 S27 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 32 || L: 10 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.33 || SO: 1 || GA: 104 || SA: 1189 || MP: 2674 S28 EDM: GP: 40 || W: 23 || L: 14 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.39 || SO: 3 || GA: 96 || SA: 1129 || MP: 2414 S29 EDM: GP: 38 || W: 29 || L: 8 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 7 || GA: 86 || SA: 1007 || MP: 2300 S30 EDM: GP: 9 || W: 5 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 0 || GA: 25 || SA: 258 || MP: 544 CAREER: GP: 709 || W: 402 || L: 240 || OTL: 65 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.42 || SO: 53 || GA: 1,735 || SA: 18,280 || MP: 42,977 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S15 EDM: GP: 19 || W: 12 || L: 4 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .924 || GAA: 1.90 || SO: 3 || GA: 38 || SA: 499 || MP: 1198 S16 EDM: GP: 18 || W: 12 || L: 6 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .914 || GAA: 2.17 || SO: 2 || GA: 39 || SA: 451 || MP: 1078 S17 EDM: GP: 7 || W: 3 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.58 || SO: 0 || GA: 18 || SA: 194 || MP: 418 S18 EDM: GP: 11 || W: 7 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 2 || GA: 25 || SA: 270 || MP: 670 S21 EDM: GP: 7 || W: 3 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .937 || GAA: 1.81 || SO: 1 || GA: 13 || SA: 205 || MP: 432 S22 EDM: GP: 12 || W: 7 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .919 || GAA: 2.08 || SO: 1 || GA: 26 || SA: 321 || MP: 750 S23 EDM: GP: 20 || W: 10 || L: 10 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.65 || SO: 2 || GA: 53 || SA: 567 || MP: 1201 S25 EDM: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .865 || GAA: 3.60 || SO: 1 || GA: 18 || SA: 133 || MP: 300 S27 EDM: GP: 6 || W: 2 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .829 || GAA: 4.17 || SO: 0 || GA: 25 || SA: 146 || MP: 360 S28 EDM: GP: 17 || W: 12 || L: 2 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .927 || GAA: 2.08 || SO: 1 || GA: 39 || SA: 536 || MP: 1123 S29 EDM: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 5 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .908 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 0 || GA: 36 || SA: 391 || MP: 784 S30 EDM: GP: 1 || W: 0 || L: 1 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .861 || GAA: 5.00 || SO: 0 || GA: 5 || SA: 36 || MP: 60 CAREER: GP: 136 || W: 76 || L: 50 || OTL: 10 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.40 || SO: 13 || GA: 335 || SA: 3,749 || MP: 8,375 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S15 FIN: GP: 6 || W: 2 || L: 2 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .910 || GAA: 2.62 || SO: 0 || GA: 15 || SA: 166 || MP: 343 S18 FIN: GP: 9 || W: 5 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .928 || GAA: 1.66 || SO: 3 || GA: 14 || SA: 196 || MP: 504 S19 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 5 || L: 5 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .901 || GAA: 2.68 || SO: 0 || GA: 30 || SA: 304 || MP: 670 S20 FIN: GP: 8 || W: 5 || L: 2 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .940 || GAA: 1.63 || SO: 2 || GA: 13 || SA: 215 || MP: 479 S21 FIN: GP: 24 || W: 18 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .908 || GAA: 2.43 || SO: 1 || GA: 59 || SA: 640 || MP: 1459 S22 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .926 || GAA: 2.04|| SO: 0 || GA: 23 || SA: 309 || MP: 675 S23 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.23 || SO: 4 || GA: 28 || SA: 322 || MP: 755 S24 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 8 || L: 4 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .899 || GAA: 2.53 || SO: 0 || GA: 31 || SA: 308 || MP: 735 S25 FIN: GP: 10 || W: 5 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.64 || SO: 0 || GA: 24 || SA: 247 || MP: 546 S26 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 5 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .856 || GAA: 3.63 || SO: 0 || GA: 32 || SA: 222 || MP: 528 S27 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .926 || GAA: 1.80 || SO: 1 || GA: 20 || SA: 270 || MP: 665 S28 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 5 || L: 3 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .925 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 0 || GA: 29 || SA: 387 || MP: 821 S30 FIN: GP: 12 || W: 10 || L: 2 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .928 || GAA: 2.25 || SO: 1 || GA: 27 || SA: 375 || MP: 720 CAREER: GP: 152 || W: 87 || L: 45 || OTL: 16 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.32 || SO: 12 || GA: 345 || SA: 3,961 || MP: 8,900 -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: Drafted 8th overall in S13 SHL Entry Draft SHL Debut: July 10, 2013 @ Las Vegas Kings (6-4 Loss) First Career Shutout, July 22, 2013 @ Las Vegas Kings (1-0) Led league in SV%, GAA, and Wins in S15 Won first playoff series vs. WIN in 7 on 11/6/13 Won Challenge Cup 4-1 vs. WKP Won Challenge Cup 4-2 vs. TOR Won Silver Medal as GM of Finland, S14 League Goaltender TPE Leader, 4/20/14 Edmonton Franchise Record Holder for Games Played and Wins (S18) League Record for Consecutive Shutout Minutes (189:12) Edmonton Franchise Record Holder for Shutouts (S19) League Record for Wins, Losses, Shutouts, Games Played, Minutes Played both Regular Season and Playoffs -------------------------------------------------- Awards: Three-time Challenge Cup Champion (S15, S16, S28) Gold Medalist (S30) (First Ever in Finland) Three-time Silver Medalist (S14, S15, S24) Three-Time Bronze Medalist (S18, S21, S28) S15 John McBride Trophy for Best Goaltender S15 Mike Honcho Trophy for Fewest Goals Against S15 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S15 Ron Mexico Trophy for Regular Season MVP, first goaltender to win this trophy Two-Time IIHF Best Goaltender (S22, S30) All-SHL West First Team (S27) Two-Time All-SHL Second Team (S18, S19)
#31 Jason Aittokallio || G || Manhattan Rage || 1387 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jason Aittokallio Height: 6'3" Weight: 221 lbs Number: 31 Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Birthday: S14 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S30 KEL: GP: 46 || W: 31 || L: 11 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .886 || GAA: 2.62 || SO: 1 || GA: 114 || SA: 996 || MP: 2614 S31 KEL: GP: 45 || W: 29 || L: 10 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 4 || GA: 93 || SA: 958 || MP: 2638 CAREER: GP: 91 || W: 60 || L: 21 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .894 || GAA: 2.36 || SO: 5 || GA: 207 || SA: 1954 || MP: 5252 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S30 KEL: GP: 10 || W: 4 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .880 || GAA: 2.50 || SO: 0 || GA: 29 || SA: 241 || MP: 695 S31 KEL: GP: 16 || W: 12 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .921 || GAA: 1.90 || SO: 3 || GA: 32 || SA: 403 || MP: 1,009 CAREER: GP: 26 || W: 16 || L: 7 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.15 || SO: 3 || GA: 61 || SA: 644 || MP: 1,704 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S31 MAN: GP: 3 || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .870 || GAA: 4.03 || SO: 0 || GA: 12 || SA: 92 || MP: 179 S32 MAN: GP: 42 || W: 25 || L: 11 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .904 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 2 || GA: 117 || SA: 1214 || MP: 2546 S33 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 18 || L: 20 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .894 || GAA: 3.10 || SO: 1 || GA: 138 || SA: 1302 || MP: 2668 S34 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 24 || L: 18 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .897 || GAA: 3.19 || SO: 1 || GA: 142 || SA: 1380 || MP: 2667 S35 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 21 || L: 17 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 3.07 || SO: 4 || GA: 137 || SA: 1393 || MP: 2676 S36 MAN: GP: 41 || W: 21 || L: 18 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.98 || SO: 2 || GA: 123 || SA: 1378 || MP: 2478 S37 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 21 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.73 || SO: 1 || GA: 121 || SA: 1428 || MP: 2660 S38 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 24 || L: 16 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 3.00 || SO: 3 || GA: 133 || SA: 1429 || MP: 2664 S39 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 18 || L: 25 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 3.20 || SO: 2 || GA: 141 || SA: 1512 || MP: 2664 S40 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 17 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .920 || GAA: 2.59 || SO: 2 || GA: 115 || SA: 1433 || MP: 2669 S41 MAN: GP: 35 || W: 15 || L: 19 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .916 || GAA: 2.99 || SO: 3 || GA: 105 || SA: 1257 || MP: 2106 CAREER: GP: 429 || W: 208 || L: 185 || OTL: 36 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.96 || SO: 21 || GA: 1,284 || SA: 13,818 || MP: 25,977 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S32 MAN: GP: 15 || W: 9 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .916 || GAA: 2.75 || SO: 0 || GA: 45 || SA: 545 || MP: 1004 S34 MAN: GP: 14 || W: 12 || L: 0 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.43 || SO: 1 || GA: 37 || SA: 415 || MP: 915 S38 MAN: GP: 20 || W: 12 || L: 6 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .934 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 3 || GA: 46 || SA: 699 || MP: 1232 CAREER: GP: 49 || W: 33 || L: 10 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .923 || GAA: 2.44 || SO: 4 || GA: 128 || SA: 1659 || MP: 3151 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S31 FIN: GP: 1 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || SV%: 1.000 || GAA: 0.00 || SO: 0 || GA: 0 || SA: 6 || MP: 15 S33 FIN: GP: 6 || W: 1 || L: 1 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .934 || GAA: 2.18 || SO: 0 || GA: 12 || SA: 181 || MP: 330 S34 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .904 || GAA: 3.04 || SO: 0 || GA: 32 || SA: 333 || MP: 632 S35 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 2 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .906 || GAA: 2.90 || SO: 0 || GA: 37 || SA: 392 || MP: 766 S36 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 6 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .901 || GAA: 3.10 || SO: 1 || GA: 34 || SA: 344 || MP: 658 S37 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 11 || L: 2 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.73 || SO: 1 || GA: 35 || SA: 362 || MP: 769 CAREER: GP: 57 || W: 31 || L: 13 || OTL: 7 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.84 || SO: 2 || GA: 150 || SA: 1618 || MP: 3,170 -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: Drafted 5th Overall in S31 Entry Draft by Manhattan Rage -------------------------------------------------- Awards: S31 Four Star Cup Champion - Kelowna S34 Challenge Cup Champion - Manhattan S35 Bronze Medal - Finland S37 Gold Medal - Finland S38 Challenge Cup Champion - Manhattan
#13 Jax Aittokallio || C || Manhattan Rage || 1916 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jax Aittokallio Height: 6'1" Weight: 208 lbs Number: 13 Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Birthday: S25 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S42 ANC: GP: 50 || G: 7 || A: 15 || P: 22 || HIT: 25 || SB: 4 || SHT: 105 || SHT%: 6.67 S43 ANC/STL: GP: 51 || G: 14 || A: 20 || P: 34 || HIT: 41 || SB: 8 || SHT: 122 || SHT%: 11.48 CAREER: GP: 101 || G: 21 || A: 35 || P: 56 || HIT: 66 || SB: 12 || SHT: 227 || SHT%: 9.25 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S42 ANC: GP: 9 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || HIT: 8 || SB: 0 || SHT: 16 || SHT%: 6.25 S43 STL: GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || HIT: 9 || SB: 3 || SHT: 26 || SHT%: 7.69 CAREER: GP: 21 || G: 3 || A: 7 || P: 10 || HIT: 17 || SB: 3 || SHT: 42 || SHT%: 7.14 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S44 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || HIT: 48 || SB: 11 || SHT: 120 || SHT%: 12.50 S45 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 15 || P: 26 || HIT: 28 || SB: 5 || SHT: 111 || SHT%: 9.91 S46 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 22 || P: 43 || HIT: 27 || SB: 12 || SHT: 166 || SHT%: 12.65 S47 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || HIT: 23 || SB: 11 || SHT: 155 || SHT%: 9.68 S48 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 22 || P: 36 || HIT: 63 || SB: 16 || SHT: 151 || SHT%: 9.27 S49 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 27 || P: 48 || HIT: 21 || SB: 8 || SHT: 164 || SHT%: 12.80 S50 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 20 || P: 37 || HIT: 9 || SB: 11 || SHT: 156 || SHT%: 10.90 S51 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 24 || P: 41 || HIT: 8 || SB: 13 || SHT: 170 || SHT%: 10.00 S52 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 15 || P: 36 || HIT: 5 || SB: 8 || SHT: 166 || SHT%: 12.65 S53 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 23 || P: 43 || HIT: 31 || SB: 53 || SHT: 196 || SHT%: 10.20 S54 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 38 || P: 51 || HIT: 29 || SB: 42 || SHT: 157 || SHT%: 8.28 S55 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 24 || P: 38 || HIT: 33 || SB: 29 || SHT: 157 || SHT%: 8.92 S56 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || HIT: 39 || SB: 36 || SHT: 160 || SHT%: 11.88 CAREER: GP: 650 || G: 218 || A: 297 || P: 515 || HIT: 364 || SB: 248 || SHT: 2029 || SHT%: 10.74 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S46 MAN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 6 || P: 12 || HIT: 8 || SB: 6 || SHT: 48 || SHT%: 12.50 S47 MAN: GP: 5 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 17 || SHT%: 5.88 S49 MAN: GP: 11 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || HIT: 6 || SB: 1 || SHT: 27 || SHT%: 14.81 S50 MAN: GP: 6 || G: 2 || A: 2 || P: 4 || HIT: 1 || SB: 2 || SHT: 31 || SHT%: 6.45 S51 MAN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 7 || P: 10 || HIT: 1 || SB: 5 || SHT: 55 || SHT%: 5.45 S52 MAN: GP: 19 || G: 6 || A: 5 || P: 11 || HIT: 10 || SB: 4 || SHT: 61 || SHT%: 9.84 S53 MAN: GP: 6 || G: 1 || A: 2 || P: 3 || HIT: 7 || SB: 7 || SHT: 22 || SHT%: 4.55 S54 MAN: GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 0 || P: 1 || HIT: 0 || SB: 5 || SHT: 9 || SHT%: 11.11 S55 MAN: GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 6 || P: 6 || HIT: 5 || SB: 3 || SHT: 13 || SHT%: 0.00 CAREER: GP: 82 || G: 24 || A: 33 || P: 57 || HIT: 38 || SB: 33 || SHT: 283 || SHT%: 8.48 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S44 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || HIT: 21 || SB: 1 || SHT: 18 || SHT%: 11.11 S45 FIN: GP: 10 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || HIT: 10 || SB: 1 || SHT: 20 || SHT%: 15.00 S46 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 2 || P: 6 || HIT: 14 || SB: 1 || SHT: 28 || SHT%: 14.29 S47 FIN: GP: 13 || G: 7 || A: 6 || P: 13 || HIT: 15 || SB: 2 || SHT: 37 || SHT%: 19.44 S48 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || HIT: 10 || SB: 2 || SHT: 42 || SHT%: 9.52 S49 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 7 || P: 13 || HIT: 3 || SB: 3 || SHT: 54 || SHT%: 11.11 S50 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 0 || P: 3 || HIT: 1 || SB: 3 || SHT: 45 || SHT%: 6.67 S51 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 8 || P: 9 || HIT: 0 || SB: 3 || SHT: 35 || SHT%: 2.86 S52 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 6 || P: 9 || HIT: 4 || SB: 5 || SHT: 40 || SHT%: 7.69 S53 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 13 || P: 19 || HIT: 13 || SB: 12 || SHT: 51 || SHT%: 11.76 S54 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 5 || A: 14 || P: 19 || HIT: 20 || SB: 20 || SHT: 40 || SHT%: 12.50 S55 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 4 || P: 5 || HIT: 9 || SB: 15 || SHT: 50 || SHT%: 2.00 CAREER: GP: 143 || G: 45 || A: 72 || P: 117 || HIT: 120 || SB: 68 || SHT: 460 || SHT%: 9.78 -------------------------------------------------- Transactions: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Awards: N/A --------------------------------------------------
#16 Jesper Aittokallio || C || Maine Timber || 211 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jesper Aittokallio Height: 6'3" Weight: 217 lbs Number: 16 Birthplace: New York City, New York, USA (Plays for Finland) Birthday: S44 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S61 MET: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- Transactions: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Awards: N/A --------------------------------------------------
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Hi, I'm Shooter McGavin, winger for the Calgary Dragons.
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09-23-2018, 11:36 AM
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09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE THE VISSHOUND Age: 36 Height: 5'9" Weight: 178 Number: 09 Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Stats S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 6 || PTS: 14 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 15 S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2 || PIMS: 35 S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04 || A: 04 || PTS: 08 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 22 S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 13 || PTS: 24 || +/- +5 || PIMS: 17 S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 19 || PTS: 31 || +/- +7 || PIMS: 12 S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 34 || PTS: 51 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 12 S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43 || PTS: 70 || +/- +24 || PIMS: 18 S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36 || PTS: 60 || +/- +28 || PIMS: 25 S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34 || PTS: 54 || +/- +30 || PIMS: 4 S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22 || PTS: 45 || +/- +20 || PIMS: 4 S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35 || PTS: 59 || +/- +25 || PIMS: 11 S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44 || PTS: 78 || +/- +36 || PIMS: 38 S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 20 S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45 || PTS: 74 || +/- +32 || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G: 2 [/color]
3 || A: 19 || PTS: 42 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 50
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SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/- +197 || PIMS: 214 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Stats S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 4 S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/- -1 || PIMS: 2 S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 4 S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 6 S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 13 S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 0 S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 0 S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 4 S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 2 S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/- +3 || PIMS: 9 SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 6 SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/- -10 || PIMS: 38 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL S30 STL - 1 Season $3M S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN S31 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M S38 WIN - Opted out S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S41 WIN - 2 Seasons $6M S43 WIN - 1 Season $5M S44 WIN - 1 Season $5M ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31 S31 USA - IIHF Gold S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR S34 USA - IIHF Gold S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420 S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876 S40 USA - IIHF Gold S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285 S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points) S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- || Sojan Sviser Age: 38 Height: 5'11" Weight: 268 Number: 44 Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri [font=Arial]----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 || ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Post Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1 S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1 S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2 TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S35 COL Hired As Co-GM S39 COL Relived As Co-GM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards: S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner
CFJ
Hi, CFJ here promoting you the new Best of the SHL moments DVD and Blu-Ray set with a 3 disc collection of your favourite SHL Shield moments in a Jets uniform as well as when CFJ was in MAN and the events leading up to the reunited of the SHL Shield in the off-season. There will be also a video tribute in the 3rd disc showcasing the best career moments of the Lunatic Fringe Luke Fleming up until his final game with the Jets in the playoff cause the Calgary Dragons. This collection will also be posted on streaming sites such as Hulu, Netflix and Amazon Prime on a week by week basis if you are already subscribed to those streaming services and aren't willing to buy the disc set to binge watch the entire disc set. The first two discs will be the best moments, sound bites from the lockerooms and interviews from the players, while the 3rd disc will be the Luke Fleming tribute and past and present Jets teammates of Luke Fleming reflecting the moments they had with Luke Fleming.
Thanks to prettyburn, TML, Carpy, JNH, Jepox, Engi, Karey, Flappy, Skolpadder, Mook, DollarAndADream, Smirnov and Toe for the sigs.
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Crossfit's First Career SHL Goal, 4. Manhattan Rage , Crossfit Jesus 1 (Pedro Sarantez, Nucky Toohoots) at 5:51
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Devitt's First Career SHL Goal, 5. Calgary Dragons , Prince Devitt 1 (Barry Batsbak 21, Mike Izzy 14) at 10:43
Crossfit Jesus || Retired
Age: 21
Height 6'1"
Weight: 217lbs
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Transactions:
Drafted 35th Overall by the St.Louis Scarecrows in the S32 SMJHL Draft.
Drafted 43rd Overall by the Manhatten Rage in the S33 SHL Draft.
Signed Entry Level Deal with the Manhatten Rage
Signed a 3 yr/12M Contract extension with the Rage.
IIHF Status changed from Canada to Sweden
Signed a 2yr/15.5M contract with the Jets
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Awards/Milestones:
S33 Micheal Haan Award Winner for Most Dedicated on the Crows
T-5th for most goals in history in a single SMJHL Season. 28 goals (S34)
S34 Challenge Cup Winner with the Rage.
S34 Martucci Award Winner.
S34 Kane Summers and Brady Wingles Award Winner.
S36 SHL All-Rookie Team.
S38 Challenge Cup Winner with the Rage.
S44 Challenge Cup Winner with the Jets.
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SMJHL Season Stats:
S32 (STL) SMJHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 3 G, 2A, 5 PTS
S33 (STL) SMJHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 6 G, 14 A, 20 PTS
S34 (STL) SMJHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 28 G, 28 A, 56 PTS
S35 (STL) SMJHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 24 G, 23 A, 46 PTS
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Total SMJHL Season Stats: GP: 200, 61 G, 67 A, 128 PTS
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S34 (STL) SMJHL Playoffs - GP: 13, 5 G, 5 A, 10 PTS
S35 (STL) SMJHL Playoffs - GP: 7, 2 G, 2 A, 4 PTS
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Total SMJHL Playoff Stats: GP: 20, 7 G, 7 A, 14 PTS
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IIHF Stats:
S35 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 13, 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS
S36 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10, 1 G, 3 A, 4 PTS
S37 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 11, 3 G, 1 A, 4 PTS
S38 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS
S39 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 1 G, 4 A, 5 PTS
S40 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 4 G, 7 A, 11 PTS
S41 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 2 G, 3 A, 5 PTS
S42 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 4 G, 2 A, 6 PTS
S43 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 2 G, 4 A, 6 PTS
S44 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 3 G, 2 A, 5 PTS
S45 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 4 G, 3 A, 7 PTS
S46 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 11. 8 G, 7 A, 15 PTS
S47 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 13. 2 G, 8 A, 10 PTS
S48 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 15. 10 G, 11 A, 21 PTS
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SHL Season Stats:
S36 (MAN) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 14 G, 17 A, 31 PTS
S37 (MAN) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 19 G, 12 A, 31 PTS
S38 (MAN) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 16 G, 19 A, 35 PTS
S39 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 14 G, 18 A, 32 PTS
S40 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 12 G, 9 A, 21 PTS
S41 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 17 G, 33 A, 50 PTS
S42 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 14 G, 13 A, 27 PTS
S43 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 26 G, 28 A, 54 PTS
S44 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 19 G, 22 A, 41 PTS
S45 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 16 G, 22 A, 38 PTS
S46 (WKP) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 27 G, 25 A, 52 PTS
S47 (WKP) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 25 G, 36 A, 61 PTS
S48 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 13 G, 31 A, 44 PTS
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Total SHL Regular Season Stats: GP: 600, G: 232, A: 285, PTS: 517
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S34 (MAN) SHL Playoffs - GP: 3, 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS
S38 (MAN) SHL Playoffs - GP: 20, 4 G, 3 A, 7 PTS
S39 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 13, 3 G, 3 A, 6 PTS
S40 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 14, 6 G, 3 A, 9 PTS
S41 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 13, 4 G, 3 A, 7 PTS
S43 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 17, 6 G, 16 A, 22 PTS
S44 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 18, 8 G, 4 A, 12 PTS
S45 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 4, 0 G, 1 A, 1 PTS
S47 (WKP) SHL Playoffs - GP: 15, 8 G, 8 A, 16 PTS
S48 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 19, 2 G, 7 A, 9 PTS
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Total SHL Playoff Stats: GP: 136, G: 41, A: 48, PTS: 89
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"Machine Gun" Prince Devitt || D || Knights || Dragons || 1022 TPE Name: Prince Devitt Age: 37 Height: 5'11" Weight: 190 lbs ------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Stats: S48 (KEL) SMJHL Season: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 9, PTS: 13 S49 (KEL) SMJHL Season: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 34, PTS: 37 S50 (KEL) SMJHL Season: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 34, PTS: 35 ------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Total Stats: GP: 150, G: 8 , A: 78, PTS: 86 ------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Stats: S48 (KEL) SMJHL Playoffs: GP: 6, G: 1, A: 3, PTS: 4 S49 (KEL) SMJHL Playoffs: GP: 17, G: 1, A: 14, PTS: 15 S50 (KEL) SMJHL Playoffs: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 4, PTS: 4 ------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Total Playoff Stats: GP: 29, G: 2, A: 21, PTS: 23 ------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Stats: S51 (CGY) SHL Season: GP: 50, G: 0, A: 10, PTS: 10 ------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Stats: S50 (CGY) SHL Playoffs: GP: 11, G: 0, A: 0, PTS: 0 S51 (CGY) SHL Playoffs: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 4, PTS: 4
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Chevrolet Camaro Dealer in Hamilton: What car do you think has the most reliability?
Actor: Obviously the Honda Civic, isn't that what everyone says?
Actor: I'm personally a big fan of the Nissan Versa.
Actor: I love my Camry, personally. It's just a great car.
CCD: Well, let's bring out a somewhat expert on reliability.
Actor: Is that Vijay Singh?
Actor: It is!
VS: As the most reliable player on the Hamilton Steelhawks, I'm not flashy. I don't score a lot of goals, I don't get a lot of points. But you can count on me to get the team over the hump. And that's exactly what I look for with my Chevrolet Camaro. It's versatile, it's reliable, you know what you're getting no matter the day, no matter the night, it's the me of cars.
CCD: The Chevrolet Camaro, the official car of Vijanupatan Singh, out now. Get your 2018 Camaro today!
Ben Waters Jr. || LW || Edmonton Blizzard || 312 TPE Height: 6'2" Weight: 225 lbs Birthplace: Montreal, Canada Transactions S64: Drafted by Kelowna Knights with the 24th overall pick in S64 SMJHL Entry Draft Stats Awards Player Page
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Ty Justice || D || Former Lethbridge Lions Co-GM || S30 - S42 Name: Ty Justice Age: 18 Height: 6'2" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 42 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics (S29) - [KEL] GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 13 | P: 16 | +/- = +5 | Hits: 70 | SB: 40 (S30) - [KEL] GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 34 | P: 42 | +/- = +4 | Hits: 95 | SB: 39 (S31) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 7 | P: 12 | +/- = +8 | Hits: 29 | SB: 20 (S32) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 15 | P: 19 | +/- = +7 | Hits: 58 | SB: 24 (S33) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | +/- = +20 | Hits: 97 | SB: 36 (S34) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | P: 14 | +/- = 0 | Hits: 118 | SB: 33 (S35) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/- = +8 | Hits: 106 | SB: 48 (S36) - [SEA] GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/- = +6 | Hits: 85 | SB: 87 (S37) - [SEA] GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 14 | P: 15 | +/- = 21 | Hits: 89 | SB: 59 (S38) - [SEA] GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 12 | P: 14 | +/- = -10 | Hits: 95 | SB: 60 (S39) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 10 | P: 14 | +/- = +8 | Hits: 59 | SB: 59 (S40) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/- = 2 | Hits: 81 | SB: 58 (S41) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/- = -14 | Hits: 114 | SB: 70 (S42) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/- = -4 | Hits: 139 | SB: 57 Career SHL Totals: GP: 600 | G: 40 | A: 151 | P: 191 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics (S29) - [KEL] GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/- = +5 | Hits: 18 | SB: 11 (S30) - [KEL] GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/- = +2 | Hits: 18 | SB: 5 (S31) - [WKP] GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- = 0 | Hits: 6 | SB: 3 (S32) - [WKP] GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/- = +1 | Hits: 8 | SB: 4 (S33) - [WKP] GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/- = -5 | Hits: 8 | SB: 1 (S34) - [WKP] Did Not Qualify (S35) - [WKP] GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P:: 2 | +/- = 0 | Hits: 14 | SB: 5 (S36) - [SEA] GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- = -1 | Hits: 15 | SB: 12 (S37) - [SEA] GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/- = -3 | Hits: 24 | SB: 15 (S38) - [SEA] GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/- = -6 | Hits: 11 | SB: 16 (S39) - [TEX] Did Not Qualify (S40) - [TEX] GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- = -1 | Hits: 6 | SB: 8 (S41) - [TEX] Did Not Qualify (S42) - [TEX] GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/- = 2 | Hits: 12 | SB: 8 Career SHL Totals: GP: 60 | G: 2 | A: 12 | P: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Accomplishments [S29] Drafted 1st overall by the Kelowna Knights [S29] Signed 1 year, 2 million dollar deal with the Kelowna Knights [S30] Drafted 3rd overall by the West Kendall Platoon [S30] Signed 2 year, 7 million dollar deal with the West Kendall Platoon [S30] Named alternate captain of the Kelowna Knights [S31] Signed 3 year, 9 million dollar extension with the West Kendall Platoon [S42] Retired with the Texas Renegades (TPE Peak 985) [S45] Named Co-GM of the Lethbridge Lions
Vladislav Konstantin || RW || Texas Renegades || ∞ TPE || S43 - S53 Name: Vladislav Konstantin Age: 21 Height: 6'1 Weight: 210 Number: 96 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics [S42] - [DET/KEL] GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 13 | P: 21 | +/- = -4 | Shots: 88 | Shot %: %9.09 [S43] - [KEL] GP: 47 | G: 30 | A: 29 | P:59 | +/- = +6 | Shots: 187 | Shot %: %16.04 [S44] - [KEL] GP: 45 | G: 27 | A: 29 | P:56 | +/- = 0 | Shots: 157 | Shot %: %17.20 [S45] - [KEL] GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 23 | P:46 | +/- = +5 | Shots: 142 | Shot %: %16.20 [S46] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P:18 | +/- = -8 | Shots: 85 | Shot %: %10.59 [S47] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 13 | P:28 | +/- = -3 | Shots: 122 | Shot %: %12.30 [S48] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 15 | P:26 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 114 | Shot %: %9.65 [S49] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 12 | P:19 | +/- = -12 | Shots: 159 | Shot %: %4.40 [S50] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 15 | P:32 | +/- = -20 | Shots: 157 | Shot %: %10.83 [S51] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P:21 | +/- = -14 | Shots: 99 | Shot %: %11.11 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics [S42] - [KEL] GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 11 | Shot %:9.09 [S43] - [KEL] GP: 6 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/- = -3 | Shots: 21 | Shot %:28.57 [S44] - [KEL] DNQ [S45] - [KEL] GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 11 | Shot %:9.09 [S46] - [TEX] DNQ [S47] - [TEX] GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 2 | P:6 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 36 | Shot %: %11.11 [S48] - [TEX] DNQ [S49] - [TEX] DNQ [S50] - [TEX] DNQ [S49] - [TEX] DNQ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Accomplishments [S42] - Drafted by the Detroit Falcons 52nd Overall [S42] - Traded to Kelowna Knights [S42] - Won SMJHL Championship with Kelowna Knights [S43] - Drafted by the Texas Renegades 34th Overall [S43] - Signed 3 year 3 million dollar deal with the Texas Renegades [S43] - Roberto Martucci Trophy Winner [Most Goals in an SMJHL Season] [S43] - Elias Armia Trophy Winner [SMJHL Commissioner MVP Pick] [S43] - Raymond Lindsay Trophy Winner [MVP Voted by the Fans] [S43] - Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner [Reg. Season MVP] [S44] - Jared Hanson Trophy Winner [Most Points in an SMJHL Season] [S44] - Roberto Martucci Trophy Winner [Most Goals in an SMJHL Season] [S44] - Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner [Reg. Season MVP] [S45] - Signed 3 year 9 million dollar extension with the Texas Renegades [S48] - Signed 3 year 9 million dollar extension with the Texas Renegades [S52] - RETIRED
Roman Roy || RW || Undrafted || 155 TPE || S73 Name: Roman Roy Age: 30 Height: 6'1 Weight: 195 Number: 97 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics [S72] - [NL] GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 26 | P:41 | +/- = +1 | Shots: 151 | Shot %: %9.9 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Accomplishments Player Page -
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Kevin Kazarian || Center || Montreal Militia || 502 TPE -------------------------------- Transitions S42 Drafted 17th Overall by the Montreal Militia S43 Drafted 23rd Overall by the Texas Renegades -------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats S42: 50GP | 6G |18A | 24P | +/- 10 -------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats S42: 9GP | 0G |2A | 2P | +/- -3 -------------------------------- SHL Career Stats -------------------------------- Awards
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(S56) Slava Petrov -- LW -- 1358 TPE --- Career Accolades --- SMJHL All-Star (S57) 4-Star Cup Champion - Anchorage Armada (S57) --- Career Transactions --- Signed to $1M DFA contract by NL (S54) Selected Rd 2 (#16 Ovr) by ANC, S55 SMJHL Draft Signed to $5M rookie contract by ANC (S55) Selected Rd 1 (#11 Ovr) by TEX, S56 SHL Draft Signed 2 year/$7M contract with TEX (S56-57) Signed 3 year/$9M extension with TEX (S58-60) Claimed off waivers by NOLA (S59) Signed 2 year/$11M extension with NOLA (S61-62) --- SMJHL Stats --- S55 ANC - GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 14 | P: 18 | +8 | PIM: 0 | S: 66 | H: 22 | SB: 15 S56 ANC - GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 16 | P: 29 | +5 | PIM: 14 | S: 81 | H: 13 | SB: 32 S57 ANC - GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 33 | P: 54 | +38 | PIM: 15 | S: 197 | H: 64 | SB: 77 S58 ANC - GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 19 | P: 32 | +8 | PIM: 28 | S: 131 | H: 57 | SB: 82 Career - GP: 232 | G: 51 | A: 82 | P: 133 | +59 | PIM: 57 | S: 475 | H: 156 | SB: 206 --- SMJHL Playoff Stats --- S55 ANC - GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | -3 | PIM: 0 | S: 14 | H: 3 | SB: 2 S56 ANC - GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | -5 | PIM: 0 | S: 39 | H: 8 | SB: 16 S57 ANC - GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +6 | PIM: 4 | S: 25 | H: 23 | SB: 16 S58 ANC - GP: 21 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | -5 | PIM: 4 | S: 43 | H: 23 | SB: 22 Career - GP: 60 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | -7 | PIM: 8 | S: 121 | H: 57 | SB: 56 --- SHL Stats --- S59 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 12 | P: 24 | -38 | PIM: 16 | S: 117 | H: 40 | SB: 38 S60 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 14 | P: 30 | -54 | PIM: 12 | S: 114 | H: 46 | SB: 85 S61 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 17 | P: 23 | -47 | PIM: 18 | S: 118 | H: 58 | SB: 76 S62 NOLA - GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 18 | P: 30 | -9 | PIM: 2 | S: 86 | H: 43 | SB: 92 Career - GP: 264 | G: 46 | A: 61 | P: 107 | -148 | PIM: 48 | S: 435 | H: 187 | SB: 291 --- WJC Stats (Round Robin) --- S55 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -5 | PIM: 2 | S: 12 | H: 2 | SB: 0 S56 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 0 | P: 3 | -1 | PIM: 2 | S: 20 | H: 8 | SB: 7 S57 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | -7 | PIM: 2 | S: 44 | H: 8 | SB: 14 S58 WOR - GP: 12 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | -1 | PIM: 4 | S: 27 | H: 15 | SB: 14 Career - GP: 48 | G: 14 | A: 8 | P: 22 | -12 | PIM: 10 | S: 103 | H: 33 | SB: 35 --- WJC Stats (Medal Round) --- S55 WOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 0 | H: 0 | SB: 0 S56 WOR - GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +1 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 1 S58 WOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 0 Career - GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 2 | H: 0 | SB: 1 --- IIHF Stats (Round Robin) --- S55 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -4 | PIM: 2 | S: 8 | H: 3 | SB: 1 S56 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | -5 | PIM: 0 | S: 5 | H: 1 | SB: 7 S57 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 4 | H: 5 | SB: 10 S58 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 9 | H: 7 | SB: 9 S59 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 13 | H: 7 | SB: 13 S60 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 7 | A: 2 | P: 9 | +1 | PIM: 2 | S: 27 | H: 8 | SB: 15 S61 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 15 | H: 2 | SB: 5 S62 NOR - GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | -5 | PIM: 2 | S: 12 | H: 17 | SB: 6 Career - GP: 96 | G: 14 | A: 14 | P: 28 | -21 | PIM: 6 | S: 93 | H: 50 | SB: 66 --- IIHF Stats (Medal Round) --- S57 NOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 0 S59 NOR - GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +3 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 0 | SB: 2 S60 NOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 1 | H: 1 | SB: 1 S61 NOR - GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 0 | H: 2 | SB: 2 Career - GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 3 | H: 3 | SB: 5 (S32) Cory Knouse -- LW -- Retired twitter: ckroyalSHL Max TPE: 1622 Career TPE: 2379 ---Career Accolades--- WJC Silver Medal - Baton Rouge Voodoo (S30) Laurifer Trophy - SMJHL Best Record (S31) 2x Four-Star Cup Champion - Kelowna Knights (S31 & S32) Maxim Horvat Award - KEL Top Rookie (S31) KEL Alternate Captain (S32) John McBride Award - KEL Playoff MVP (S32 & S33) KEL Captain (S33) Miikka Granlund Award - KEL Best Leadership (S33) Jonathan Lundberg Award - KEL Most Embodies Knighthood (S33) IIHF Silver Medal - Norway (S33) SMJHL Fantasy Series Gold Medal - Oslo Wolves (S33) IIHF Bronze Medal - Norway (S34) IIHF Gold Medal - Norway (S35) IIHF Silver Medal - Norway (S36) Presidents' Trophy - SHL Best Record (S37) IIHF Silver Medal - Norway (S38) EDM Captain (S40-47) SHL 1st Team All-Star (S41-42) IIHF Bronze Medal - Norway (S42) SHL 3rd Team All-Star (S44) 2x Challenge Cup Champion (S45 & S49) SHL 2nd Team All-Star (S45) ---Career Transactions--- Selected Rd 2 (#16 Ovr) by KEL, S31 SMJHL Draft Signed 1yr/$2M contract with KEL (S31) Selected Rd 1 (#5 Ovr) by SEA, S32 SHL Draft Signed 3yr/$7.5M contract with SEA (S32-34) Signed 3 yr/$12M extension with SEA (S35-37) Signed 1 yr/$7M contract with SEA (S38) Signed 2 yr/$17M extension with SEA (S39-40) Traded from SEA to EDM (S38) Signed 3 yr/$15M extension with EDM (S41-43) Signed 1 yr/$5M extension with EDM (S44) Signed 1 yr/$5M extension with EDM (S45) Signed 1 yr/$7M extension with EDM (S46) Signed 1 yr/$5M extension with EDM (S47) Signed 1 yr/$6M extension with EDM (S48) Signed 1 yr/$3M extension with EDM (S49) Signed 1 yr/$3M extension with EDM (S50) ---SMJHL Stats--- S31 KEL: 50 GP, 13 G, 13 A, 26 P, +17, 16 PIM, 72 S, 53 H, 3 SB S32 KEL: 50 GP, 16 G, 23 A, 39 P, -4, 34 PIM, 181 S, 90 H, 8 SB S33 KEL: 50 GP, 23 G, 36 A, 59 P, +31, 10 PIM, 171 S, 30 H, 9 SB Career Totals: 150 GP, 52 G, 72 A, 124 P, +44, 60 PIM, 424 S, 173 H, 20 SB ---SMJHL Playoff Stats--- S31 KEL: 16 GP, 2 G, 6 A, 8 P, +9, 4 PIM, 39 S, 22 H, 3 SB S32 KEL: 10 GP, 4 G, 10 A, 14 P, +6, 8 PIM, 30 S, 20 H, 0 SB S33 KEL: 20 GP, 12 G, 13 A, 25 P, +3, 0 PIM, 63 S, 15 H, 7 SB Career Totals: 46 GP, 18 G, 29 A, 47 P, +18, 12 PIM, 132 S, 57 H, 10 SB ---SHL Stats--- S34 SEA: 50 GP, 8 G, 16 A, 24 P, -1, 37 PIM, 115 S, 93 H, 5 SB S35 SEA: 50 GP, 12 G, 12 A, 24 P, -10, 18 PIM, 97 S, 95 H, 8 SB S36 SEA: 50 GP, 14 G, 25 A, 39 P, -11, 40 PIM, 181 S, 98 H, 4 SB S37 SEA: 50 GP, 12 G, 25 A, 37 P, +2, 20 PIM, 169 S, 96 H, 8 SB S38 SEA: 50 GP, 18 G, 24 A, 42 P, +1, 12 PIM, 205 S, 37 H, 13 SB S39 EDM: 50 GP, 21 G, 27 A, 48 P, +1, 22 PIM, 217 S, 153 H, 9 SB S40 EDM: 50 GP, 21 G, 18 A, 39 P, +5, 32 PIM, 191 S, 131 H, 12 SB S41 EDM: 50 GP, 33 G, 33 A, 66 P, +26, 20 PIM, 215 S, 114 H, 16 SB S42 EDM: 50 GP, 24 G, 31 A, 55 P, +29, 32 PIM, 230 S, 78 H, 15 SB S43 EDM: 50 GP, 18 G, 22 A, 40 P, -1, 18 PIM, 164 S, 95 H, 16 SB S44 EDM: 50 GP, 19 G, 27 A, 46 P, +22, 26 PIM, 178 S, 86 H, 24 SB S45 EDM: 50 GP, 23 G, 28 A, 51 P, +38, 8 PIM, 176 S, 20 H, 15 SB S46 EDM: 50 GP, 21 G, 30 A, 51 P, +8, 0 PIM, 159 S, 5 H, 20 SB S47 EDM: 50 GP, 15 G, 29 A, 44 P, +29, 8 PIM, 178 S, 40 H, 12 SB S48 EDM: 50 GP, 9 G, 16 A, 25 P, -8, 8 PIM, 122 S, 41 H, 9 SB S49 EDM: 50 GP, 4 G, 13 A, 17 P, -8, 4 PIM, 65 S, 13 H, 6 SB S50 EDM: 50 GP, 6 G, 9 A, 15 P, -4, 18 PIM, 86 S, 32 H, 10 SB Career Totals: 850 GP, 278 G, 385 A, 663 P, +118, 323 PIM, 2748 S, 1227 H, 202 SB ---SHL Playoff Stats--- S36 SEA: 7 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, -4, 2 PIM, 19 S, 10 H, 4 SB S37 SEA: 14 GP, 6 G, 3 A, 9 P, -2, 2 PIM, 33 S, 21 H, 4 SB S38 SEA: 7 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, -4, 0 PIM, 20 S, 3 H, 1 SB S39 EDM: 7 GP, 5 G, 3 A, 8 P, 0, 4 PIM, 22 S, 25 H, 2 SB S40 EDM: 7 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, -2, 0 PIM, 29 S, 8 H, 4 SB S41 EDM: 7 GP, 1 G, 1 A, 2 P, -5, 2 PIM, 25 S, 14 H, 3 SB S42 EDM: 11 GP, 3 G, 7 A, 10 P, -3, 11 PIM, 44 S, 26 H, 3 SB S44 EDM: 11 GP, 4 G, 5 A, 9 P, -4, 0 PIM, 41 S, 28 H, 3 SB S45 EDM: 18 GP, 6 G, 9 A, 15 P, +1, 2 PIM, 59 S, 12 H, 4 SB S46 EDM: 4 GP, 0 G, 1 A, 1 P, -4, 2 PIM, 12 S, 0 H, 2 SB S47 EDM: 6 GP, 1 G, 1 A, 2 P, -3, 0 PIM, 19 S, 1 H, 0 SB S48 EDM: 5 GP, 0 G, 1 A, 1 P, -5, 0 PIM, 9 S, 6 H, 0 SB S49 EDM: 23 GP, 7 G, 7 A, 14 P, +7, 8 PIM, 49 S, 13 H, 5 SB S50 EDM: TBD Career Totals: 127 GP, 37 G, 51 A, 88 P, -28, 33 PIM, 381 S, 167 H, 35 SB ---IIHF Round Robin Stats--- S32 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 2 A, 3 P, -2, 0 PIM, 5 S, 7 H, 0 SB S33 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, +1, 2 PIM, 10 S, 17 H, 2 SB S34 NOR: 10 GP, 2 G, 5 A, 7 P, -2, 4 PIM, 33 S, 21 H, 1 SB S35 NOR: 10 GP, 3 G, 5 A, 8 P, +2, 0 PIM, 33 S, 4 H, 4 SB S36 NOR: 10 GP, 2 G, 4 A, 6 P, -1, 4 PIM, 36 S, 9 H, 1 SB S37 NOR: 10 GP, 2 G, 1 A, 3 P, -4, 4 PIM, 21 S, 11 H, 0 SB S38 NOR: 10 GP, 6 G, 4 A, 10 P, +12, 6 PIM, 36 S, 13 H, 2 SB S39 NOR: 10 GP, 3 G, 6 A, 9 P, -3, 4 PIM, 28 S, 12 H, 3 SB S40 NOR: 10 GP, 4 G, 2 A, 6 P, -1, 4 PIM, 41 S, 8 H, 1 SB S41 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 8 A, 9 P, +4, 4 PIM, 33 S, 9 H, 4 SB S42 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 4 A, 5 P, 0, 2 PIM, 32 S, 13 H, 2 SB S43 NOR: 10 GP, 5 G, 6 A, 11 P, +4, 2 PIM, 38 S, 15 H, 6 SB S44 NOR: 10 GP, 7 G, 7 A, 14 P, +6, 0 PIM, 36 S, 6 H, 7 SB S45 NOR: 10 GP, 1 G, 4 A, 5 P, -5, 0 PIM, 32 S, 13 H, 3 SB S46 NOR: 12 GP, 2 G, 4 A, 6 P, +4, 4 PIM, 35 S, 8 H, 3 SB S47 NOR: 12 GP, 2 G, 13 A, 15 P, +8, 0 PIM, 36 S, 3 H, 2 SB S48 NOR: 12 GP, 1 G, 5 A, 6 P, -4, 0 PIM, 32 S, 1 H, 4 SB S49 NOR: 12 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, -7, 0 PIM, 32 S, 2 H, 2 SB S50 NOR: TBD Career: 188 GP, 46 G, 88 A, 134 P, +12, 40 PIM, 549 S, 172 H, 47 SB ---IIHF Medal Round Stats--- S33 NOR: 3 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, +2, 2 PIM, 3 S, 5 H, 0 SB S34 NOR: 2 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, 0, 0 PIM, 5 S, 3 H, 1 SB S35 NOR: 3 GP, 1 G, 2 A, 4 P, +4, 0 PIM, 13 S, 1 H, 1 SB S36 NOR: 3 GP, 2 G, 1 A, 4 P, +1, 2 PIM, 6 S, 0 H, 1 SB S38 NOR: 3 GP, 1 G, 0 A, 1 P, -3, 0 PIM, 6 S, 5 H, 0 SB S40 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, -2, 0 PIM, 1 S, 2 H, 0 SB S42 NOR: 2 GP, 2 G, 1 A, 3 P, 0, 2 PIM, 6 S, 1 H, 0 SB S43 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, -1, 0 PIM, 4 S, 1 H, 0 SB S45 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, 0, 0 PIM, 3 S, 1 H, 2 SB S47 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 2 A, 2 P, +2, 0 PIM, 4 S, 0 H, 0 SB S48 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, 0, 0 PIM, 2 S, 0 H, 0 SB S49 NOR: 1 GP, 0 G, 0 A, 0 P, -2, 0 PIM, 2 S, 0 H, 0 SB Career: 22 GP, 6 G, 6 A, 12 P, +1, 6 PIM, 55 S, 19 H, 5 SB Bojo Box (C. 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Mattias Holmberg | D | Retired Name: Mattias Holmberg Position: Defense Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman Shoots: Right Height: 6'1" Weight: 198 lbs Number: 16 Birthplace: Karlstad, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ S25 | MTL | GP: 26 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 11 | S. Blocked: 20 S25 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | PTS: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 3 | S. Blocked: 1 S26 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 21 | PTS: 31 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 22 | Hits: 38 | S. Blocked: 42 S27 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 31 | PTS: 40 | +/-: 15 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 10 | S. Blocked: 48 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoffs: ------------------------------------------------------------ S25 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 3 | PTS: 5 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 3 | S. Blocked: 7 S26 | MTL | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 1 | PTS: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 4 S27 | MTL | GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 8 | PTS: 12 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 8 | Hits: 20 | S. Blocked: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ S28 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 6 | PTS: 9 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 44 | Hits: 86 | S. Blocked: 58 S29 | LAP | GP: 38 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 22 | Hits: 43 | S. Blocked: 50 S29 | POR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 9 | PTS: 11 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 22 S30 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 21 | PTS: 32 | +/-: -19 | PIM: 18 | Hits: 27 | S. Blocked: 108 S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 30 | PTS: 43 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 36 | Hits: 50 | S. Blocked: 128 S32 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | PTS: 23 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 58 S33 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 22 | PTS: 22 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 63 S34 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 21 | PTS: 34 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 67 S35 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 26 | PTS: 33 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 4 | S. Blocked: 91 S36 | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 14 | PTS: 22 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 32 | S. Blocked: 67 S37 | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 12 | PTS: 19 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 24 | Hits: 34 | S. Blocked: 57 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ S32 | NEW | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | +/- 3 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 20 S33 | NEW | GP: 18 | G: 1 | A: 5 | PTS: 6 | +/- 3 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 5 | S. Blocked: 19 S37 | WKP | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | +/- -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 5 | S. Blocked: 15 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: (S27) Named Alternate Captain for Montreal Impact (S27) (S27) Awarded Ron Bolt Trophy in SMJHL for Most Sportsmanlike Player (S31) Named to Third Team All-Stars (S33) Challenge Cup Champion with New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: (S25) Signed SMJHL $1.5 Million/1 year contract with Montreal Impact(Free Agent) (S25) Traded to Detroit Falcons (S26) Drafted 2nd Round, 24 overall in S26 SHL draft by Los Angeles Panthers (S26) Traded to Montreal Impact with Sven Karlsson (S26) Signed 2 year, $5 Million contract with Los Angeles Panthers (S27) Signed 4 year, $11 Million contract extension with Los Angeles Panthers (S29) Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to the Portland Admirals (S31) Traded from Portland Admirals to New England Wolfpack (S31) Signed 1 year, $3 Million contract with New England Wolfpack for S32 (S32) Signed 1 year, $5 Million contract with New England Wolfpack for S33 (S33) Signed 2 year, $16 million player option contract with New England Wolfpack (S33) Traded from New England Wolfpack to Seattle Riot (S35) Traded from Seattle Riot to West Kendall Platoon (S36) Signed 2 year, $11 million player option contract with West Kendall Platoon (S38) Signed 2 year, $9 million player option contract with Los Angeles Panthers (S38) Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to the Manhattan Rage (S39) Traded from the Manhattan Rage to the Minnesota Chiefs ------------------------------------------------------------ Teams Holmberg Played For: Detroit Falcons, Montreal Impact, Portland Admirals, New England Wolfpack, Seattle Riot, West Kendall Platoon, Los Angeles Panthers, Manhattan Rage, Minnesota Chiefs, Edmonton Blizzard, Hamilton Steelhawks Sulak O'Hritea | F | Retired Justin Keahi| F | Chicago Mob-y Boi Was a Chicago Mob-y Boi Now a Tampa Bay Fishy Boi Philadelphia Forgey Boi until they were meanies >:( Short time as a New England Wolfie Boi Chicago Mob-y Boi but I actually play for them this time
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