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#1
(This post was last modified: 12-23-2018, 02:30 PM by slothfacekilla.)

12/17/18
$500K withdrawal for training
World Class Workout: $500,000
+3 TPE

12/17/18
Activity Check #242
+2 TPE

12/17/18
Rookie Survey
+2 TPE

12/17/18
First PT Task!
+1 TPE

12/17/18
Reddit Upvote
+2 TPE

12/20 
SMJHL Training Camp 
+10 TPE (Defense)

12/21
Mock Draft Claim
+4 TPE

12/21
Interested Prospects Threads Claim
+5 TPE

12/23
Earlybird PT
+2 TPE

TPE: 155 + 31 = 186


Defense: +31  (44 to 67.5)

New Totals
CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 25
DI = Discipline: 65
SK = Skating: 70
ST = Strength: 50
EN = Endurance: 60
DU = Durability: 50 (do not add TPE here, injuries are turned off) 
PH = Puck Handling: 60
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 55
SC = Scoring: 70
DF = Defense: 67.5
PS = Penalty Shot: 40

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#2

updated!

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#3
(This post was last modified: 12-28-2018, 05:18 AM by slothfacekilla.)

ty pingy

12/24
Activity Check #243
+2 TPE (Defense)

12/24
World Class Training
$500,000
+3 TPE to Defense

12/24
Equipment Buy Gloves: CCM CL 500
$1,500,000
+4 to two (2) of: (+4) Puckhandling, (+4) Passing
+8 TPE Total

12/28
Equipment Buy Stick: CCM RBZ Speedburner
$1,000,000
+4 to Scoring

TPE: 186 + 17 = 203

Defense: +5  (67.5 to 70)
Puckhandling: +4 (60 to 62)
Passing: +4 (55 to 59)
Scoring: +4 (70 to 71)

New Totals
CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 25
DI = Discipline: 65
SK = Skating: 70
ST = Strength: 50
EN = Endurance: 60
DU = Durability: 50 (do not add TPE here, injuries are turned off) 
PH = Puck Handling: 62
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 59
SC = Scoring: 71
DF = Defense: 70
PS = Penalty Shot: 40

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#4

Updated!

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#5
(This post was last modified: 01-06-2019, 09:24 PM by slothfacekilla.)

ty mr. salami

12/30
Holiday PT
+2 TPE (Defense)

12/30
Bank Withdrawal: $400 K
4 TPE Redistribution
Discipline (65 to 63) to Scoring (71 to 72)

12/31
Bank Withdrawal: $500 K
World Class Workout: $500,000
+3 TPE
(+1 Passing, +2 Defense)

12/31
Activity Check #244
+2 TPE
(+2 Scoring)

1/5
Bank Widrawal: $2.4 M
Equipment Skates GRAF PK 7700: $1,000,000
+4 to Skating

1/5
Bank Widrawal: $2.4 M
Equipment Shoulder Pads Bauer Shoulder Pads: $1,000,000
+2 to Checking
+2 to Strength

1/5
Bank Widrawal: $2.4 M
TPE Redistribution (4) $400,000
-2 to Discipline (63 to 62)
+2 to Scoring (72.5 to 73)
-2 to Checking (from above equipment)
+2 to Passing (60 to 61)

TPE: 203 + 15 = 218

Defense: +4 (70 to 71)
Discipline: -6 (65 to 62)
Scoring: +8 (71 to 73)
Passing: +3 (59 to 61)
Skating: +4 (70 to 71)
Strength: +2 (50 to 52)

Player Attributes 

CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 25
DI = Discipline: 62
SK = Skating: 71
ST = Strength: 52
EN = Endurance: 60
DU = Durability: 50 (do not add TPE here, injuries are turned off) 
PH = Puck Handling: 62
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 61
SC = Scoring: 73
DF = Defense: 71
PS = Penalty Shot: 40

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#6

Updated! You're at 218 TPE.

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#7
(This post was last modified: 01-08-2019, 04:28 PM by slothfacekilla.)

ty again Mr. Salami, sorry for miscounting TPE I edited for consistency.

1/7
Activity Check #245
+2 TPE
(+2 Scoring)

1/7
World Class Training ($500k Withdrawal)
+3 TPE
(+2 Scoring, +1 Skating)

1/7
PT1 PT Claim
+4 TPE
(+4 Scoring)

1/7
S45 PGS 6/15 TPE Claim
+6 TPE
(+6 Scoring)

1/8
S45 PGS 3/15 TPE Claim; 9/15 Total TPE
+3 TPE
(+2 Scoring, +1 Skating)

TPE: 218 + 18 = 236

+16 Scoring (73 to 77)
+2 Skating (71 to 71.5)


Player Attributes 

CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 25
DI = Discipline: 62
SK = Skating: 71.5
ST = Strength: 52
EN = Endurance: 60
DU = Durability: 50 (do not add TPE here, injuries are turned off) 
PH = Puck Handling: 62
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 61
SC = Scoring: 77
DF = Defense: 71
PS = Penalty Shot: 40

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#8

Updated, Using fractions when calculating your TPE is a lot easier on the both of us Smile

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#9
(This post was last modified: 01-17-2019, 01:19 PM by slothfacekilla.)

Makes sense, thank you Danby.  Sorry for doing decimals! 

1/14
Activity Check #246
+2 TPE
(+2 Skating)

1/14
$500k withdraw for World Class Training
+3 TPE
(+3 Scoring)

1/14
PT2 TPE Claim
+4 TPE
(+4 Scoring)

1/16
S45 PGS TPE Claim 6/15, Now 15/15 Cap
+6 TPE
(+5 Scoring, +1 Skating)

TPE: 236 + 15 = 251 TPE

SK = Skating +3 (71 2/4 to 72 1/4)
SC = Scoring: +12 (77 to 80)

Player Attributes 

CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 25
DI = Discipline: 62
SK = Skating: 72 1/4
ST = Strength: 52
EN = Endurance: 60
DU = Durability: 50 (do not add TPE here, injuries are turned off) 
PH = Puck Handling: 62
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 61
SC = Scoring: 80
DF = Defense: 71
PS = Penalty Shot: 40

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#10
(This post was last modified: 01-20-2019, 06:20 PM by DanbyRem.)

Updated, no need to apologise my man. Smile

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#11
(This post was last modified: 01-26-2019, 04:32 AM by slothfacekilla.)

ty danby!

1/21
Activity Check #247
+2 TPE
(+2 Puck Handling)

1/21
$500k World Class Training
+3 TPE
(+3 Passing)

1/23
PT#3 Claim
+4 TPE
(+4 Puck Handling)

1/25
S45 SMJHL Milestone (1)
+1 TPE
(+1 Passing)

PH = Puck Handling +6 (62 to 65)
PA= Passing +4 (61 to 63)

TPE: 251 + 10 = 261 TPE

Player Attributes 

CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 25
DI = Discipline: 62
SK = Skating: 72 1/4
ST = Strength: 52
EN = Endurance: 60
DU = Durability: 50 (do not add TPE here, injuries are turned off) 
PH = Puck Handling: 65
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 63
SC = Scoring: 80
DF = Defense: 71
PS = Penalty Shot: 40

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#12

Updated

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#13
(This post was last modified: 02-02-2019, 04:11 AM by slothfacekilla.)

ty danby

1/28
$500k Training
+3 TPE
(+3 Defense)

1/28
Activity Check #248
+2 TPE
(+1 Defense, +1 Skating)

1/30
#BellLetsTalk
+2 TPE
(+2 Skating)

2/1
PT#4
+4 TPE
(+4 Puck Handling)

TPE: 261 + 11 = 272 TPE

SK = Skating: +3 (72 1/4 to 73)
PH = Puck Handling: +4 (65 to 67)
DF = Defense: +4 (71 to 72)

Player Attributes 

CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 25
DI = Discipline: 62
SK = Skating: 73
ST = Strength: 52
EN = Endurance: 60
DU = Durability: 50 (do not add TPE here, injuries are turned off) 
PH = Puck Handling: 67
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 63
SC = Scoring: 80
DF = Defense: 72
PS = Penalty Shot: 40

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#14

Updated! Cheers

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#15
(This post was last modified: 02-09-2019, 05:18 AM by slothfacekilla.)

ty Tomen!  Cheers

2/4
AC #249
+2 TPE
(+2 Passing)

2/4
$500K World Class Training
+3 TPE
(+3 Passing)

2/5
PT5 Claim
+4 TPE
(+4 Passing)

2/7
S45 Regular Season Predictions PT
+3 S46 Capped TPE, +6 Uncapped TPE
(+5 Passing, +4 Defense)


S46 Capped TPE: 3/40
Total TPE: 272 + 18 = 290 TPE

PA = Passing +14 (63 to 70)
DF = Defense +4 (72 to 73)

Player Attributes 

CK = Checking: 40
FG = Fighting: 25
DI = Discipline: 62
SK = Skating: 73
ST = Strength: 52
EN = Endurance: 60
DU = Durability: 50 (do not add TPE here, injuries are turned off) 
PH = Puck Handling: 67
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 70
SC = Scoring: 80
DF = Defense: 73
PS = Penalty Shot: 40

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