Michael "Cucumber" Scarn:
Scarn's scoring prowess is clearly recognized in the J, however, he doesn't enough recognition for his plays when the game is on the line. In season 46 alone, Scarn has been able to rip defeat from the Hockey Gods by scoring 3 game-tying goals (tying him for 1st in this stat) and closing the deal himself once with the game winner. As cool as a cucumber. "Cucumber" Scarn.

And hey, @Trautner , if this makes you sour, I guess that'd make you a pickle