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Player Name: Yoshimitsu McCloud

1. Early Life:
Yoshimitsu McCloud was born at Trim, County Meath but most of his youth is shrouded in mystery. It is known that Yoshimitsu is one of fifteen children of a couple of runaway ninjas out of Japan, who relocated to Ireland in the early 90s over a confrontation (which includes the alleged murder of seven) during an incident at an idol concert. His parents settled at the forests near Trim, only visiting the town to obtain resources and briefly take part in an alleged underground tournament, the results of which caused the town to be the epitome of peaceful but also pretty much empty. Yoshimitsu was taught in the arts of ninjitsu by his parents, who claimed that they believed they should teach their children how to live in the forests, without the need to deal with the regular folk from Trim; although they eventually went back on that and sent them to study at a regular school.

Yoshimitsu became enamoured with the sport of ice hockey after playing a hockey game in what people believe was a PlayStation and thus, started to train on his own to one day, become a professional hockey player.

2. Playing Career:
Due to the nature of his approach to the sport, Yoshimitsu McCloud was not available for the Season 45 Draft, being instead signed as a Free Agent by the Anaheim Outlaws. Reportedly, McCloud sent his letter of intent to take part on any sort of draft to the Outlaws, instead of the actual league's head office, explaining how they managed to sign him pretty easily. Yoshimitsu's career makes an awful lot of sense when one considers his origin to the sport, for he's not known as a scorer, nor an assister, but rather a player of presence, often taking charge at opponents when not going to fights with them.

At the end of the season, Yoshimitsu McCloud joined the draft pool for the SHL's Season 46 Draft, where he was taken by the San Francisco Pride with the pick number 65, but he has yet to play for the SHL team. Currently, Yoshimitsu McCloud is the Anaheim Outlaws' first Alternate Captain. Despite his rather lack of skill in the sport, he has been referred to as a "locker room asset", hence explaining his status at the team.

3. International Play:
Due to Ireland's stocked status regarding players and McCloud's status at the moment, Yoshimitsu McCloud has never been considered to play for Ireland, his home nation; although there was also no attempts by the Japanese national hockey federation to bring him in despite his parents' country of origin. McCloud was, however, picked to represent the British Isles on the World Juniors Championship where he floated between both the third and fourth lines of the British Isles' team.

Weirdly enough, McCloud usually notes that he doesn't have much recollection of the World Juniors Championship, although he does recall making the trips to those games and enjoying the sights, often bringing with him his usual ninja training sessions. Doesn't help that McCloud has never contributed massively to any of the games he played at that level and he might possibly have problems with playing together with the British.

4. Personal Life:
Yoshimitsu McCloud is one of fifteen children, all sired by unknown parents that apparently follow his every track as per ninja tradition. Yoshimitsu takes high pride on his lineage and has never played a single hockey game without the use of a large helmet, as, according to ninja code, a ninja should always keep their face at least partially hidden, unless near loved ones or fellow ninja. Reportedly, he has a grand total of ten helmets that fully cover his face, plus an additional eleventh helmet that he used in a friendly soccer game for the Outlungus Foundation, a charity establishment created by an Outlaws' fan and for a media guide for the same event, where that was accompanied with a penguin suit. McCloud has also been often seen helping out those in need, regardless of the level of the need, ranging from picking up pets on top of trees to taking a couple to a hospital for a baby delivering.

5. Honours, awards and achievements:
Since McCloud's career is rather lacklustre, he doesn't have any honours, although he has been awarded alternate captainship of the Anaheim Outlaws recently. At the time, he believed he was actually awarded the letter A but was eventually explained as to what he was actually being awarded, something that he was very proud of. Whenever he's asked about his lack of accomplishments, McCloud likes to note that his dream has been achieved, for he's playing ice hockey for a living and now, he just wants to learn about his teammates and their stories, something he'll hope to keep a hold of and cherish once he tells those to his children and grandchildren. Well, once he figures out how those are made because Yoshimitsu McCloud is as naive as a child, you see, something that has often followed him, causing a lot of confusion and amusement to teammates.

6. Controversy:
Surprisingly for a kind of class that would be aligned to shadier practices, Yoshimitsu McCloud is controversy-free. Most believe that this is due to McCloud's naivete, a legitimate love for the game and just an overall good nature that he and his relatives have displayed, at least the ones that have been seen by people. He did, once, deliver a statement where he announced he'd score 1000 goals, but that was less showboating and more of McCloud failing to fully understand what such an accomplishment is supposed to mean. Despite this, there was once the belief that he'd try to obtain some sort of revenge against Halifax for eliminating the Outlaws in their first ever playoffs, but he was eventually calmed down by his teammates. When asked on how that happened, Yoshimitsu shrugged it off, stating "Seger called it off, really weird. You'd think a guy from Switzerland would have the funds for that sort of stuff, but apparently not".

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Former Players: Yoshimitsu McCloud (LW, #64) - Outlaws pride Platoon Jets Aurora Ireland
Won a Four Star Cup once, knew ninjutsu, picture editors hated him, never tried free agency
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Won WJC gold, liked skateboarding a lot, went to the finals with Manhattan, kept his seat glued in LR
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#32

Wikipedia/SHL
Player Name:
2. Playing Career

Collin Gibbles started playing hockey for his local club in Grand Rapids, MI. After declaring himself for the SMJHL draft he then had an impressive showing in the prospect tournament for S46 SHL draftees. Gibbles was selected 20th overall by the Anaheim Outlaws in the franchise's first SMJHL draft. Gibbles then reported for duty to California and his new team. During the Outlaws inaugural season Gibbles exceeded expectations slowly moving up the ranks and finding himself on the top line by the end of the season. Gibbles posted 9 Goals and 20 Assists in their first season and barely lost the rookie scoring race after the last few games saw him snake-bitten. Gibbles second season was a departure from their normal style of play. The playmaking winger saw an explosive offense, scoring 18 goals and 16 assists. Gibbles also had the leagues best shooting percent at 17.65%. Playoff success has not yet been achieved by Gibbles as they were eliminated in the first round in S45 and second round in S46. Gibbles currently is in his 3rd season on the Outlaws. Gibbles was drafted 29th in the S46 SHL draft by the Minnesota Chiefs.

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#33

Wikipedia/SHL
Player Name: Gunnar Söderberg
1. Early Life
Gunnar Elias Söderberg Eklund is a Swedish professional hockey ice hockey player currently playing for the Kelowna Knights of the SMJHL. He was born May 1st, 2000, in Luleå, Sweden, and is the youngest of seven children born to former olympian Hanna Eklund and her husband Elias Söderberg (d. 2002).

2. Playing Career
Söderberg was drafted by the Kelowna Knights fifth overall in the S46 SMJHL draft, and played on the fourth line for the Knights that season. He registered three goals and seven assists in his rookie season, and an additional three goals in the playoffs of that season (the Knights finished first overall in the league, but were defeated in the Four Star Cup Final in seven games by the St. Louis Scarecrows). The following (current) season, he was drafted second overall by the Tampa Bay Barracuda in the S47 SHL draft, but was sent down to continue development with Kelowna. He was named the Knights' captain at the end of the S47 preseason.

3. International Play
Söderberg has appeared twice on the Swedish juniors team (S45, S46), and once on the Swedish national team (S46).

4. Personal Life
While he is not currently known to be in a relationship, Söderberg has been very vocal in his advocacy for LGBTQ+ rights, and has been very open that he himself is bisexual. He is involved in a number of community outreach projects both in Kelowna and in his home country.

5. Honors, awards, and achievements
S45 WJC Bronze Medal (Sweden)
S46 SMJHL Laurifer Trophy (Kelowna Knights)
S47 Captain, Kelowna Knights

6. Controversy
Claims his dog is cuter than any other dog, which is surely a matter of dispute amongst other dog owners. (citation needed)

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#34

Wikipedia/SHL
Player Name: Eko van Otter
1. Early Life
Eko van Otter was born to a Dutch father and Norwegian mother in Stavanger, Norway. His father was a famous hockey player who ditched the Netherlands for more on-ice competition and his girlfriend in Norway, where they had sex and created Eko. It is believed to have been so-called "doggystyle" sex that led to Eko's existence.

2. Playing Career
Van Otter was drafted 29th overall by the Anchorage Armada, where he is currently playing out his second season. He will remain in Anchorage for ten more seasons, causing @Ace to develop dangerously high blood pressure and have a heart attack or something (jk ace just joshin ya)

3. International Play
Van Otter has already suited up for both the WJC and IIHF despite being around for just one season. He suited up for Team World, earning a silver medal at the S46 WJC Tournament. He also played for Norway at the S46 IIHF Tournament, where he scored 1 goal in the round robin.

4. Personal Life
Eko spends lots of time in the Alaskan wilderness by the river eating fish and swimming. He also loves listening to rap music. 

5. Honours, Awards, Achievements
S46 WJC Silver Medal
S47 Anchorage Armada Alternate Captain

6. Controversy
It is still unclear whether Eko van Otter is an otter or just a human who likes otters. This confusion is scheduled to be cleared up in Spring 2019.

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#35

Wikipedia/SHL
Player Name: Robert Phelps
1. Early Life
Phelps as a boy growing up in Surrey, B.C. didn't have much, his family wasn't wealthy and they couldn't afford to pay for hockey, so early in his life he only played street hockey.

2. Playing Career
Phelps managed to join a community funded hockey team in his early teens and he only grew into a better and better player as time went on. When Robert was eventually drafted into the SMJHL he had budded into a rising star and was taken 1st overall. The following year at the SHL draft he was again taken 1st overall and he hasn't looked back since. He was able to win back to back Four Star cups in the SMJHL but has yet to get to the finals in the SHL.

3. International Play
Robert represents Canada as the team captain for the IIHF squad. Phelps has won a Bronze, Silver and Gold medal while playing with Team Canada and he still leads the team today. It would not be surprising to see him add to his IIHF medal collection.

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#36
(This post was last modified: 05-08-2019, 08:33 PM by Jaemistightdabs.)

Wikipedia/SHL
Player Name: Ja'Aj Coitus-Wagg
Born:  The Streets, United States
Height: 6'9"
Weight: 240
Position: Center
Shoots: Right
Current Team: Colorado Raptors, Toronto North Stars
Former Teams:
National Team: United States
SHL Draft: Round 4, 60th overall (called a "bust" by Serpe

Ja'Aj Coitus-Wagg:
1. Early Life:
Ja'Aj Coitus-Wagg is considered the "Bad Boy of Hockey." He was found on the streets and adopted by LaVar Ball, and was raised alongside LaMelo and LiAngelo. Like kind of a reverse "Blind Side" situation.
After dominating the court, he decided to take his talents to the ice - against the wishes of his adopted family.
While Lamelo and LiAngelo were not able to cut it on the ice, Ja'Aj thrived. Bouncing around between playing between the pipes and skating out.
During a Can-Am tournament, Ja'Aj ripped a slap shot that sadly hit a linesman, who had a heart attack and died. At the ceremony following the match, he pushed the league commissioner, and disappeared.
Coitus-Wagg resurfaced years later in Sweden where he became famous for a male underwear line. Turns out the line caused excessive groin chafing.

This cased Coitus-Wagg to descend into a world of pornography and drugs, leading to an arrest, and Swedish prison.

Coitus-Wagg was able to break out of Swedish Prison, and is now playing Major Junior Hockey for the Colorado Raptors, and was recently drafted by the Toronto North Stars of the SHL
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#37
(This post was last modified: 05-06-2019, 09:04 PM by Wawazat.)

Wikipedia/SHL
Player Name: T.T.'Tiger' Wawazat
1. Early Life:
Here.
http://simulationhockey.com/showthread.p...pid2559876

2. Playing Career:
S45 Regular Season- Undrafted signee S45 by St.Louis Scarecrows Played in the final 11 games of S45 with no stats 0-0-0 (-3)
S45 Playoffs-Member of the S45 4 Star Cup Champions. Played in all 16 games, stats 0-2-2 (-3)
S46 SHL Draftee #50 Edmonton. Traded to West Kendall. *(See Controversy)
S46 Regular Season- Member of St.Louis Scarecrows. Played 50 games, stats 11-13-24 (-1)
S46 Playoffs- Member of the S46 4 Star Cup Champions. Played in all 19 games, stats 1-4-5 (-1)
S47 Regular Season-Played 7 games with St.Louis traded to Halifax.  *(See Controversy)

3. International Play:
Member of Team Finland in both the WJC and IIHF Tournaments of S45 and S46.

4. Achievements:
S45 SMJHL 4 Star Cup
S46 SMJHL 4 Star Cup

5. Controversy:
S46 SHL Draft- With such a limited sample of play ( S45 was active in only 11 regular season games) Wawazat campaigned to be drafted last (Mr. Irrelevant ) and had several endorsement deals pending on this predicted outcome. The  Edmonton Blizzard selected him with the #50 selection. (See.. http://simulationhockey.com/showthread.p...pid2579646 )
and Wawazat was offered less than the SMJHL contract he played for in S45 , this created bad blood and a contract impasse and Wawazat's rights were traded to the West Kendall Platoon. (See .. http://simulationhockey.com/showthread.p...pid2582387 )

S47 SMJHL- Prior to the S47 Preseason  Wawazat published a "Not So Private Message"  (See..
http://simulationhockey.com/showthread.p...pid2618082 )
to St.Louis management and petitioned for an open opportunity at more playing time. This created a negative reaction by St.Louis players and Wawazat was traded to the Halifax Raiders. (See.. http://simulationhockey.com/showthread.p...pid2621382 )




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#38

Wikipedia/SHL
Player Name: Riko Muerto
1. Early life

Born : Reykjavik, Iceland

2. Playing Career
SMJHL: Drafted 42nd Overall by the Kelowna Knights in Season 14 (Mr. Irrelevant)
Played 2 seasons for Kelowna (S14-S15)

SHL: Drafted 10th Overall by the Edmonton Blizzard in Season 15
Played 7 seasons for Edmonton (S16-S22)
Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks prior to S23
Played 3 seasons for Hamilton (S23-S25)
Retired after S25

3. Championships
S15 Edmonton Blizzard Challenge Cup
S16 Edmonton Blizzard Challenge Cup
S24 Hamilton Steelhawks Challenge Cup

4. International Play
As Iceland does not have their own national IIHF team, Riko chose to play for Norway in the IIHF. He was one of the original members of the Norway national team which debuted in S21.

5. Post-Playing Career

Riko has stayed involved with the SHL in numerous capacities. He was the SMJHL Commissioner from S27-S23
He was also the General manager of the Manhattan Rage from S30-S37, winning the Challenge Cup in S34
Currently Riko is employed by the San Francisco Pride as the Lines Coach (S46-present)

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#39
(This post was last modified: 05-06-2019, 08:02 PM by ImShiny.)

Wikipedia/SHL
Player Name: David Vent
3. International Play


David Vent currently plays for the Czech in the World Junior Team. Vent has played in the WJC for 3 seasons now and has gotten gold twice. Vent has been able to come up from the third pairing to the second pairing throughout his time on the team. Vent has also been named Alternative captain for two of the seasons. Vent always puts up impressive hitting and shots blocked throughout the WJC. Vent also holds some records for his team in the WJC. Vent currently holds records in Best +/- in a season, Most Majors in a season, Most Fight Ties in a season, tied for first in Fight Wins and Fight Lost in a season, Most Fights in WJC career, and is tied for first in Empty Net Goals. Vent plays very well when playing for his country and he has no shame for that.

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#40

Wikipedia/SHL
Player Name:
4. Personal Life

Casimir Stevens is a very well known toxic locker room cancer of the league, but many may not know why. When he was just 12 years old his father begun to throw rocks at his face and scream "If you can't dodge a rock how can you block a puck!". His father was the renowned Scott Stevens, now a washed up meth head who circled the local corners looking for his next fix; while living in his van down by the river. Sometimes when he was angry he would put out lit cigarettes on little Casimir. Once Casimir grew older, he knew he wanted to be successful as a form of vengeance upon his father. He transferred from the Canadian team his father had won gold medals for as a bit of an act of rebellion. The strung out meth head still lives in his van by the river, but Casimir is ready to help Czechia to another wjc gold.

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#41

Player Name: Brady McIntyre
1. Early Life
Brady grew up playing in Grand Haven, MI for the Buccaneers. During the offseasons he played inline hockey to which he credits his creativity and puck possession play style. He claims to want to retire in western Michigan where he can kick start the beginning of a new inline hockey/ice hockey organization.

2. Playing Career
Brady started his junior hockey career playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows in S38. In his second season (S39) he started serving his as the captain of the Scarecrows with his new friend DeMaricus Smyth, and together they won the Four Stars Cup. He served one more season as captain before heading to the SHL.

From S41 to the present Brady has played for the Edmonton Blizzard. He claims he would like to play his whole professional career for the Blizzard.

3. International Play
In S41 Brady McIntyre played his first international game for the Czechoslovakian Ice Hockey Federation. He has served one season as captain for the the team and in S45 won the Defensive Player of the Tournament Award.

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#42

Petr Mikulak (Czech Pronunciation: [piːtr̩ m̩ɪkuːlɪk] ; Born August 12 2000) is a Czech professional hockey winger playing for the Vancouver Whalers in the Simulation Major Junior Hockey League. His Simulation Hockey League rights are held by the West Kendall Platoon.


1. Playing Career

Mikulak was drafted 55th overall by the West Kendall Platoon in the S46 SHL Entry Draft.

Petr Mikulak is part of the MGC line on the Whalers who have combined for 201 points since their inception (133 points in S46 and 68 so far in S47). Mikulak had a rough rookie season in the SMJHL with only 8 goals and 6 assists and a league worst -21 +/-. For his second season Mikulak completely turned around and had a 20 goal, 24 assist season which was foreshadowed by his great play in the S45 WJC in which he got 3 goals and 7 assists in 19 games played.


2. International Play

Petr Mikulak was a part of the S44 Czech World Juniors squad that won the Gold and was an important part of the S45 team who lost to the eventual gold medalists, Team World and the S46 team that won the gold over Team World in an overwhelming 8-1 victory in which Mikulak had a goal. Mikulak made his IIHF debut in S46.


3. Early Life

Petr Mikulak was born in Brno, Czech Republic where he began his hockey career after being inspired by his brother's skill and talent. Mikulak often played whatever position would need to be filled just to get more play time with the older children. After his brother was severely injured and was unable to play hockey anymore Mikulak spent even more time devoted to hockey, not just for himself but also for his brother. Mikulak wears the number 19 in honor of his brother as that was the number that he had worn when he played hockey, though Mikulak wears number 92 for the Vancouver Whalers, due to the fact that 19 was taken by Whalers goaltender Casimir Stevens.


4. Personal Life

Mikulak currently lives in Vancouver, BC. where he plays for the Vancouver Whalers in the SMJHL. Mikulak is an outspoken lover of Vancouver and has been quoted saying, "If I could spend my entire career here I would." Mikulak has done many signings in the area and has made many donations to various charities. His favourite hockey player growing up was Dionýz Vyskoč


5. Honors, awards, and achievements

In S46 he won the Vancouver Whalers Two-Way Player Award for being the best defensive forward on the team and was nominated for the Ron Bolt Trophy and the Brandon Holmes Trophy, though he won neither. In S47 he was named Alternate Captain for the Vancouver Whalers

6. Career Stats

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#43

Wikipedia/SHL
Player Name: Dick Clapper

1. Early Life

Clapper was born in Surrey, British Columbia, a suburb of Vancouver primarily composed of South Asians. Born with the first name Dick, not Richard as some may assume, he was subject to early childhood teasing. He grew up playing hockey, and was skilled enough to join the Burnaby Winter Club. 

2. Playing Career

Clapper appeared out of the blue days after the S45 SMJHL Draft. As a free agent, he signed a contract with the Kelowna Knights scoring 30 and 39 regular season points in the two seasons he played there respectively. In his second season he made it to the SMJHL finals, unfortunately losing in seven games to the St. Louis Scarecrows, who managed to win for the third consecutive year. He was drafted in the third round of the S46 SHL draft by the New England Wolfpack and currently plays there now on the second line. 

3. International Play

For the past two seasons, Clapper has played for Team Canada at the WJC. Despite numerous ex-teammates renouncing their Canadian citizenship to play for other countries, Clapper has said time and time again that he would never do such a thing.

4. HonoUrs, awards, and achievements

S45 WJC Silver
S46 WJC Bronze
S46 Laurifer Trophy

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#45

Wikipedia/SHL
Player Name: Jax Duggan
6. Controversy

Jax spent the better part of his rookie season dealing with several conflicts around the SHL. The issues began when a reporter used a quote from Jax in an article claiming the person running the prospect showcase rigged the tournament in favor of their tournament rivals. Marc Hagan of Montreal took great offence to that and challenged Jax to a brawl before their next game. After winning the fight with Hagan, Jax was quick to start new trouble with Laraque and Reynolds of the Halifax Raiders. This beef would quickly turn into a team vs team issue, with Jax's Whalers breifly rebranding themselves to the "Philadelphia Atleast we arent halifax's". Rumors were quickly spread by several of the Raiders players surrounding Duggans personal life, including several pornography rumors, however the issues seemed to come to an end as Troy Reynolds was arrested after an altercation outside of a bar, as Jax had offered to act as character witness in defence of Reynolds.

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