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Who's Getting Pounded? SHL Edition, S47
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(This post was last modified: 05-20-2019, 04:00 PM by hotdog.)

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SMJHL versions, for reference: S46 | S47

This now-recurring series makes its big league debut, investigating an understudied aspect of the SHL: Who's getting pounded? Who's really just getting absolutely ravaged out there on the ice? Who lives to get just nailed, hammered, and smashed? It's impressive to see Izzy as the most-hit player in the league as well as the most-hitting player in the league. Physical play both ways, I guess - that man is taking a beating, leading the league in Total Collisions by nearly 100. Don't forget the ice bath izzy. 

The Asa Akira Award
"The Most Pounded"
Metric: Total Hits Taken

1 - Mike Izzy (CAL) - 172
2 - Anders Christiansen (TOR) - 160
3 - Flacko Lagerfield (TBB) - 150
4 - Robert Phelps (HAM) - 148
T5 - Luke Atmey (CHI) - 146
T5 - DeMaricus Smyth (NOR) - 146
7 - Artemi Berezin (NEW/WKP) - 143
8 - Louie Garrett (TEX) - 137 
9 - Nicky Pederson Jr. (CAL) - 134
10 - Goku Muerto (SFP) - 132


The Mia Khalifa Award
"Here for a good time, not a long time"
Metric: Total Hits Taken / Minutes Played (minimum 300 minutes)

1 - Anders Christiansen (TOR) - .147
2 - Mike Izzy (CAL) - .143
3 - Artemi Berezin (NEW/WKP) - .131
4 - Luke Atmey (CHI) - .129
5 - Mercer Church (TOR) - .128
6 - DeMaricus Smyth (NOR) - .127
7 - Flacko Lagerfield (TBB) - .127
8 - Derek Bohne (MIN) - .127
9 - Nicky Pederson Jr. (CAL) - .126
10 - Robert Phelps (HAM) - .124


The Power Bottom Award
"All take, no give"
Metric: Hits Taken / Hits Delivered (minimum 300 minutes)

1 - Oliver Konig (BUF) - 36.3 (109/3)
2 - Hippo Passamus (BUF) - 29 (58/2)
3 - Hunter Jones (CAL) - 20.75 (83/4)
4 - Maxime Bouchard - 20.67 (62/3)
5 - Charles Walker (BUF) - 18.33 (55/3)
6 - Shooter McGavin (CAL) - 15.17 (91/6)
7 - Mattias Enqvist (NEW) - 12.7 (127/10)
8 - Ostap Maksimov (CAL) - 9.43 (66/7)
9 - Logan Jensen (TEX) - 8.7 (87/10)
10 - Kenji Yoshimura (LAP) - 8.14 (57/7)


The 69 Special
"Give a lick, take a lick"
Metric: closest to even in Hits Taken / Hits Delivered (minimum 20 in either)

1 - Rex Kirkby (WKP) - 58/58
2 - Quick Mafs (CHI/LAP) - 52/52
3 - Joshua Woodcroft (LAP/WKP) - 64/65
4 - Brock Nuck (CAL) - 50/51
5 - Craig Finley (MAN) - 44/43
6 - Nolan Snipez (WIN) - 37/36
7 - Mikhail Lokitonov (TOR) - 130/132
8 - James Dekens (MAN) - 52/54
9 - Joseph Lombardi (EDM) - 45/43
10 - Dean Colt III (MIN) - 29/31


The 69 Special, Part II
"Nice"
Metric: Hits Taken

Chris York (TOR) - 69
Angelo Odjick (HAM) - 69
Crossfit Jesus (WKP) - 69


The Star of the Bukkake
"The center of attention, the number one target"
Metric: Highest proportion of their team's Hits Taken

1 - Mike Izzy (CAL) - 16.6%
2 - Robert Phelps (HAM) - 16.2%
3 - Anders Christiansen (TOR) - 15.9%
4 - Louie Garrett (TEX) - 15.7%
5 - Flacko Lagerfield (TBB) - 15.6%
6 - DeMaricus Smyth (NOR) - 15.5%
7 - Luke Atmey (CHI) - 14.9%
8 - Mattias Enqvist (NEW) - 13.7%
9 - Oisin Fletcher (NOR) - 13.7%
10 - Max Mauldin (LAP) - 13.5%


The Jim Harbaugh Award
"The human body actually craves contact"
Metric: Total Collisions = Hits Taken + Hits Delivered

1 - Mike Izzy (CAL) - 380
2 - Anders Christiansen (TOR) - 283
3 - Manuel Gotze (NEW) - 276
4 - Viktor Marius (BUF) - 275
5 - Kevin Hamilton (BUF) - 268
T6 - Robert Phelps (HAM) - 262
T6 - Mikhail Lokitonov (TOR) - 262
8 - Teddy Cuddles (EDM) - 260
9 - Cameron Carter II (TBB/HAM) - 255
T10 - Rafe Ulrich (NEW) - 245
T10 - Mikkel Haugen (CHI) - 245

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your mom lmao

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id like to thank Calgarys masseuse and team physicians for keeping izzy healthy out there. 13 seasons of banging.
#bang-izzy

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This is actually pretty awesome

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Hell yeah #10 in the bukkake list!

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"nice" xD

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