Alright here's what we are going to do. We are gonna have a game show and we are gonna make the game show similar to the good old "uh-oh".

So here we would just basically humiliate each contestant in a fun and harmless way. Mostly just covering them with some kinda slime and what not for when they lose the rigged games that we have them play. Obviously there will have to be a winner but they don't win much here. Basically they win less of a humiliation than the others and i don't know maybe a donut? I would be the egregious host and would laugh my ass off all the way to the bank with my SHL paycheck. Hell I would do it for free just to see the likes of my fellow players get a handful of goop slapped on their face. This would be a daytime show so the kiddies could laugh at the pg 13 comedy.