Alright. There's only one television show worth making for the Simulation Hockey League, and it's going to be satirical. We're going to have a bunch of bored, retired players make a Saturday Night Live equivalent for the SHL. Each show will have a guest MC, just like the original show- players like Zach Evans, Alonzo Garbanzo, Jasper Clayton, etc. The show will exclusively talk about SHL ongoings, unless something stupid happens in the GOMHL or VHL that they can make fun of. It'll be an hour each night.

The first episode is going to have VLAD McZehrl as the guest MC. This choice is important, because it ensures there'll never be a second show. Sketches will include a re-enactment of that time WannabeFinn threw a filing cabinet at Kevin Hamilton, Visser attempting to pick up chicks in Winnipeg in -30F weather, and Head Office discussing how to rework the TPE scale and running every decision by a hamster.