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Where' Gabe Johnson?
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Upcoming star d-man Gabe Johnson (drafted 2nd overall in the S48) has been suspiciously absent on the ice, notably scoring zero points in his first 13 games. Meanwhile, teammates and fellow defensemen Tony Ford and Kalevi Karhunen continue to light up the boards with 18 points apiece. This shows that the fault is not, in fact, with Armada Management but rather on Gabe Johnson himself. Is this a sign of future success (or lack thereof)? Is the pressure of being drafted 2nd Overall, in a position that many are now considering to be a reach, finally starting to bare down on the young Canadian? Only time will tell.

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Thoughts and prayers for his safe return Undecided

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#3

I believe he’s gone fishing

Fishing pucks out of his own net

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#4

Last I heard, he was shit-face drunk in a bar. Maybe something to do with Scotch Whisky.

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don't worry, dude. you'll get back there! just keep on keeping on and stuff will sort itself out, trust your GMs.

don't let the pressure or this point drought get to your head and stay active. points will come, believe me. just hold on in there. maybe it's just a question of an update and the league will see you flourish!

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06-27-2019, 05:05 AMontanis Wrote: don't worry, dude. you'll get back there! just keep on keeping on and stuff will sort itself out, trust your GMs.

don't let the pressure or this point drought get to your head and stay active. points will come, believe me. just hold on in there. maybe it's just a question of an update and the league will see you flourish!

I'm Gabe Johnson, this is my clown teammate uploading this article as a troll because it pisses me off LMAO.

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06-27-2019, 11:59 AMGwdjohnson Wrote:
06-27-2019, 05:05 AMontanis Wrote: don't worry, dude. you'll get back there! just keep on keeping on and stuff will sort itself out, trust your GMs.

don't let the pressure or this point drought get to your head and stay active. points will come, believe me. just hold on in there. maybe it's just a question of an update and the league will see you flourish!

I'm Gabe Johnson, this is my clown teammate uploading this article as a troll because it pisses me off LMAO.

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06-27-2019, 05:05 AMontanis Wrote: don't worry, dude. you'll get back there! just keep on keeping on and stuff will sort itself out, trust your GMs.

don't let the pressure or this point drought get to your head and stay active. points will come, believe me. just hold on in there. maybe it's just a question of an update and the league will see you flourish!

Maybe I'm the one doing this to him.

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well, now i just feel like a doofus, lol

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(This post was last modified: 06-27-2019, 02:08 PM by frithjofr.)

Guys, we're all losing sight of the big picture here.

Where' Gabe Johnson???

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06-27-2019, 12:07 PMSlashACM Wrote: I'm Elizabeth Wink

Oh hey puck bunny. Hope my rent free headspace is treating you well.

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06-27-2019, 11:59 AMGwdjohnson Wrote:
06-27-2019, 05:05 AMontanis Wrote: don't worry, dude. you'll get back there! just keep on keeping on and stuff will sort itself out, trust your GMs.

don't let the pressure or this point drought get to your head and stay active. points will come, believe me. just hold on in there. maybe it's just a question of an update and the league will see you flourish!

I'm Gabe Johnson, this is my clown teammate uploading this article as a troll because it pisses me off LMAO.
...So I don't have to go on a quest to find him out of the good of my heart? Aw...

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06-29-2019, 10:22 AMThunfish Wrote: ...So I don't have to go on a quest to find him out of the good of my heart? Aw...

This is my quest to find myself :((((

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Any news regarding Gabes whereabouts?

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I blame @Acsolap

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