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S29 Championship Week S29
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TASK ONE: (worth 3 TPE)

Travis Kudleychuk lines up against Chester Cunningham for the faceoff in Minnesota's zone. With a quick lift of Cunningham's stick, Kudleychuk sends the puck to Lord Pretty Flacko on the wing. He carries it into the neutral zone and sends a saucer pass across the ice, just escaping enemy sticks, right onto the tape of Chernika Banananov as she enters the Toronto zone. She then takes the puck to the hash marks along the boards and moves in towards the high slot, firing a shot that is deflected by Kudleychuk but blocked by Cynthia Taylor. The puck bounces in the opposite direction and finds Pretty Flacko's tape. He lets a shot go and Harter makes the pad save, sending the puck up to the point and Chuck Goody collects it. He skates in, winds up for the shot, and then makes a quick pass to Banananov across the ice for a one time and a goal!!!
TASK TWO: (worth 3 TPE)

Pedro Sarantez has been among the SHL's top players for many seasons now. Unsurprisingly, his S29 was among the best in the league. He started the season with the Chiefs, scoring 25 points in 26 games, with 14 goals. He was a major part of the Chiefs' team, playing nearly 28 minutes per game. But, as per request, the team captain was traded in a surprise move that saw him move to Edmonton. While his role was reduced, he was relied on as an offensive force. Although he was playing five less minutes per game, his offensive output went through the roof. He scored 15 goals and 32 points in just 23 games which placed him among the top point producers in the league.

He would carry this success into the playoffs, helping the Blizzard pull off a first round win before falling to the Dragons in the conference finals. In thirteen games, he picked up 4 goals, a team leading 14 points, and a plus 4 rating. Unfortunately for him, this was not enough to get Edmonton into the finals to defend the cup.
TASK THREE: (worth 3 TPE)

Game twos of the first round usually aren't so important. But in the case of the Chiefs-North Stars match-up in the first round of the playoffs, game two helped to define the entire series. This was a match-up between the first place Chiefs, owners of the best record in the SHL, and the North Stars, a team with a long tradition of being underachievers. But, for a short time, this was forgotten. After handily beating Minnesota by a score of 6-2 in game one, game two was huge for both teams as the underdog North Stars looked to take a big advantage in the series while the Chiefs looked to take away momentum.

However, it was Toronto that appeared to be in control early, scoring three unanswered goals in the first period alone. They refused to let up as Minnesota looked helpless on the ice, unable to muster up a counter attack. This poor play on the part of the Chiefs continues throughout the game as Toronto completely dominated. Led by Adam Kylrad's two goals, Toronto managed to outshine their opponents by a whopping 41 shots to 21 and pull off a 6-1 beat down. The Chiefs would drastically improve the next two games but it was not enough to even steal one game away as the North Stars managed a four game sweep of the favored Chiefs.

TASK FOUR: (worth 3 TPE)

The Chiefs have won the Challenge Cup! Champagne was consumed excessively in the locker room as everyone took a sip (or two, or ten) from the cup. After the drunken interviews, the entire team went out to a club in Minneapolis and rented the entire venue out. If you think you've seen a party, you ain't seen nothing because this was the party of a lifetime. Whatever you want, you get it. Drugs, alcohol, girls, guys (for Scotty Reay), and, most importantly, the best teammates everrrrrr. For Lord Pretty Flacko, it was a chance to finally binge on cocaine, a practice he stopped doing during the season. He was literally bouncing off the walls, screaming, crying, drinking, fucking, pissing all over the floor near the bathroom, and even grabbing the mic from the DJ and freestyling. It was the night of his life! He felt so good, he could fucking fly. So what did he do? He climbed up to the top floor and up the ladder to the roof. Taking off his shirt and acting as if it were a cape, he proclaimed to the world "LORD PRETTY FLACKO JODYE STEPPED UP IN THIS PIECE" and jumped.

Then, he woke up. He stumbled his way into his living room, downed a glass of bourbon, and rewatched the miserable series the Chiefs stumbled through against the North Stars. "I guess there's always next season..."

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08-24-2018, 01:08 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE Tongue
05-23-2020, 02:25 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Scoop AINEC
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