Quote:Originally posted by Nereus@Nov 9 2016, 08:48 PM

Listen here YOU LITTLE FUCKWAD. You don't know SHIT about the realities of SHL Offseason. SHL Offseason is hell. You get separated from your team. The enemy is closing in on you, and you're down to the last minute of the game. You've got two options. You turn that puck over and give it to the other team, taking yourself out of the game and letting your team down LIKE A PUSSY BITCH, or you go down fighting like a true fucking HOF warrior!

SUDDENLY YOUR'E SURROUNDED. YOU DO A FRONTFLIP ROLL AND SHOOT ONE OF THEM IN THE VISOR WITH YOUR 38. REVOLVER. IT RICHOCHETS OFF AND HITS ONE OF HIS TEAM MATES. 2 DOWN, 3 TO GO. YOU THROW YOUR GUN UP IN THE AIR AS A DISTRACTION, AND THAT'S WHERE THE PLASTIC SWORD COMES IN. WHILE THE ENEMY LOOKS UP YOU DO A SPINNY WHIRLY DOO AND TAKE OUT ALL 3 OF THEM AT ONCE. YOUR TEAM WINS. YOUR FATHER IS FINALLY PROUD OF YOU. MAYBE NOW THE REAL ARMY WILL LOOK PASSED YOUR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL SHORTCOMINGS AND LET YOU ENLIST.

SO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK YOU LITTLE CHUCKLEFUCK. SHL OFFSEASON ISN'T A FUCKING GAME.