TASK ONE: Your player has been invited to do color commentary for Game 1 of the Finals. (Un)fortunately, your player’s decided to drink a bit before making this guest appearance. In at least 150 words, write a transcript of the opening commentary of the game and your player’s introduction.

Hey there, you beautiful bastards! Welcome to KGO-TV’s (ABC 7) coverage of the Challenge Cup Finals! This is the one, the only, the least likely player to be drunk but still here anyways to commentate, Joseph Lombardi. And today we have the uhhhhh introduces a very bad Minnesota accent Minnesota Chiefs versus the introduces a really bad Canadian accent Calgary Dragons in Game 1 of the Challenge Cup Finals. Minnesota has shocked everyone by getting this far, and the reigning champions hic are looking to retirain theyre crownnn. But, da dragonz are gonna try wit all dere might to get dat cup back to Calgary. Dis series gon be a real gud one, u kno? So don’t hide yo kids, hide yo wife. Get em out to watch da coverage of da CHALLENGE CUP FINALZ on KGO-TV ya bastardos. It gonna be really very bigly HUUUUGE
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TASK TWO: Who is your choice for the unsung hero of the S40 playoffs up to this point? Must be at least 150 words and include at least two statistics in support.
One unsung hero of the playoffs has to be Jon Tellofsen. The Minnesota rookie defenseman has been playing well, and looks like a future star for the Chiefs. He has played like a grizzled veteran, not like a young rookie. The man hasn’t been afraid to get physical. Jon has delivered 16 hits, which is pretty good for an offensive defenseman. That shows that Tellofsen isn’t afraid to get physical. He also has great timing. Jon has a +2 plus minus. He’s been on the ice at the right time. Then, there’s his point total. Jon has 4 points, pretty impressive for a defensive player averaging 12 minutes a game. Jon’s also been shooting well, as established by his 50% shooting percentage, which is the best on the team. In closing, people should appreciate Tellofsen more often, as he’s been playing well for the Chiefs, and he’s going to be a future star for them in a couple seasons.
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TASK SIX: Both of the goaltenders in the finals have put up a remarkable battle for their teams to get them this far. Between the two starting goaltenders, who wins the goalie battle, and will it be enough for them to bring their team home a Cup win? Justify your decision in at least 150 words with at least two goalie statistics and one team statistic.

Both Richard C. Hocolate and Olli O’Koivu are top goalies. Both of them have been playing amazing throughout the regular season and the postseason. But only one of them is better. That man is Hocolate. He’s been surperior to O’Koivu throughout the postseason. His save percentage (0.928) and goals against average (2.40) have been the best goalie stats in the playoffs so far. O’Koivu’s goals against average is close to Hocolate’s (2.45), but his save percentage (0.914) is substantially worse than Hocolate. Yet another great stat for Hocolate is that he’s faced the second-most shots during the postseason (403). He’s been weathering the storm. Meanwhile, O’Koivu has only faced 3i2 shots. O’Koivu also has 5 losses, two more than Hocolate. Rick’s outstanding keeping has led the Dragons to a 3 game win streak, and the Dragons had a four game win streak before. Hocolate has obviously been the better player over the postseason, and don’t be surprised if he lifts the cup.
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