TASK ONE: We ask y’all a lot about who you THINK will win the finals for different reasons. Let’s change it up a bit. Who do you WANT to win the finals, and why? Must be at least 150 words.

Im on Kelwona so OBVIOUSLY I want Kelowna to win the 4 star cup back to back. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want keygan and montreal to win. This season’s 4 star cup sucks because Im apart of both locker rooms and I like both teams. Ultamatly I do have to side with my own team because it is my team. I want another 4 star cup and I want to defend my playoff mvp. Although that appears to be going to Iam Essellemm because he led the team in goals and points. I also feel like Kelowna is just a better team overall. We have 3 solid lines and playoff experience plus some insane scorers and probably the best first line in the SMJHL in the past few seasons. Kelowna’s first line is a huge part of their playoff success and it shows in the way they play. It is good to rely on the first line that way.
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TASK TWO: Who is your choice for the unsung hero of the S40 playoffs up to this point? Must be at least 150 words and include at least two statistics in support.
Well I am going to pick myself for this. Jacob Dorty was pretty solid. If Iam Essellemm didn’t play very well like he did, Im pretty sure I would win the playoff mvp again. The main thing about it is that I did not score as many goals. I had 4 goals and 14 assists which total to 18 points total. 4 points less of the leading scorer on the team but 3rd in the smjhl. Will I even be considered for any awards? Probably not because our goalies have been great. I am the hero Kelowna needs, not the one Kelowna deserves. Jokes and shit aside, I feel like I deserve a reasonable amount of credit for being at the top 2 championships in a row. Not many players are able to do that consistently. Plus it is my last year in the smjhl and everyone on my team hate me so I am the unsung hero.
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TASK SIX: During this season's Stanley Cup finals, we saw some pretty wild pre-game ceremonies and introductions to the games. What kind of performances do you think the two teams in the Challenge Cup/Four Star Cup finals might put on before their games? In at least 150 words, describe one of the finals pre-game ceremonies and what kind of craziness you think may have occurred.

So in Kelowna what we do before our games is we have a car. Similar to the Nashville Predators where we let people take a sledgehammer to it before games outside our stadium. The primary difference between us and the Nashville predators is that we leave the engine and stuff inside of it so there is a chance that natural selection can take out some of our special needs fans. Don’t worry we make people sign a forum before they are able to get within a 10 foot radius for safety purposes. And if it still drives we take it onto the ice if it wont damage it and then all the starting lineup takes shots at it. And towards the end of warmup all the starting lineup urinates on the car and the owners who we kidnapped and put inside of the car. Don’t worry they are gauged so usually it doesn’t go into their map.
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