Task One

I would like to see the Platoon win it all. The Platoon have always had a solid team and to see them finally do it would be great to see. They have tried and tried and tried and tried and failed and failed and failed. They are the SHL's version of the Washington Capitals. They won a championship back when their team was run by a sex offender and no one on this site besides maybe Ace or Leafs4Ever remember that. Taller the mountain, sweeter the victory they say and this victory would taste like a cinnamon bear claw on a cold day in the middle of winter. I have a few people I like on the team as well such as Leafer (kind of), EJ, and others. Apart from that, there are people I dislike on LAP and I would like nothing more, but for them to suffer in bitter pain yet again. Although Sophia Bennet is great and I wish she could win a cup without being on that team.

Task Two

My unsung hero would be Evgeni Marmalodov. He leads the playoffs in save PCT with a .907 and a GAA with 3.08. This man was a brick motherfucking wall I tell you. The Los Angeles Panthers of Anaheim are known for their amazing ability of scoring and mostly known for making sigs, but on the ice for their scoring ability. Sophia Bennet, Maxamo Wachter, Jean-Luke Refleiux, etc. The goalie was looked down upon for being too inexperienced, not ready for the big leagues, still an attitude problem. He overcame the barriers and has been the defensive brick wall behind every puck, body, and beer that comes his way. He was traded for a 4th round pick back in S36 when the Los Angeles Panthers of Anaheim stole him from San Francisco Pride and he has been the big guy behind the success of the Los Angeles Panthers of Anaheim and will continue to do so in the finals.

Task Four is done

Task Nine is done

Task Six

Pregame ceremonies have to be the worst thing in hockey as we don't need a fucking broadway show before every hockey game, but they're going to happen nevertheless. As the Los Angeles Panthers are themed by . . . . . . Panthers then I imagine that there will be a Panther head incoming from the rafters. Each player will then ride a panther, tiger, lion, mountain lion, cougar (human version or animal version) and come through the head. It'll get the Los Angeles crowd fired up and ready to go and cheer their team on. The uncanny nature of the playoff crowd will be never before experience for all the players, coaches, and other shits involved. I believe the Platoon will do some lame ass ceremony where each player walks down a soldier to center ice and they form a circle that supports the army. Then they'd start a chant: "Move to Miami" "Move to Miami" "Move to Miami." Anything else I'd like to see is a reenactment of Romeo and Juliet or have Leafer Reilly do the speech from Rocky.