Three things that are positive about the season 43 Deteiot Falcons. Where to start, you could have asked for ten things and I still,wouldnt be able to think of three, but here we go anyway.....

A.) The locker room.

The Detroit locker room is, in my opinion, the best place to be in the entire SMJHL/ SHL. The banter, the friendships that have blossomed, they are great. The thing that stands out the most for me is Matt Paligma. He is such a team guy that he says late after each practice to spitshine jock straps and he will prepare snacks if you ask him to. Did I mention that his trumpeting is like listening to an angel sing? I didn't? Well I meant to. So now I guess I did. Love the trumpet. Love the paligma. MVP in our hearts.

2.) The new management.

Nothing against the old management, but this new group? Aces....not that its really a new group. Just Benjamin Waters is now the GM and JSS Lagerfield is the co-GM. They work so well together. There is nothing more welcoming than walking into the locker room and the first thing you hear is Jss lovingly telling waters to go fuck himself. Or waters telling jss how inept he is. Good times. Love it. Everyday feels like thanks giving in the detriot lr. Except everyone is the drunk uncle.

C.) The new rookies

Love em. Thier great. Little TPE whores gobbling up all the juicy points the off season has available. Wipe off your chin Stammer, leave some for the rest of tge litter. Fuck these guys. They are going to pass me before the season is over probably. Damnit, I'm supposed to stay positive. Well fuck you. You stay positive with crippling depression and social anxiety, you judgemental prick. Sorry I didnt mean that. 

These rookies are great....everything is great

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