Team: Rap's Cap's Team (Sexy MOFOS) :Raptors:

Forward: Alex Winters
Forward: Phillip Winter
Forward: Vladimir Vaskov
Defense: Cassius Darrow
Defense: Jean-Pierre Gay
Goalie: Aleksandr Aleksandrov

Synopsis:

Future group of stars right here, If I could put all the Raptors on this team I would. This is going to be a team that in the future is looked upon as one greatest SMJHL teams of all time with the group of talent they've put together. First We've got Alex Winters. 47 points in 50 games in his sophomore season? That's pretty sexy. He's going to be one sexy MOFO this season and in his future. THEN we've got buddy buddy here Phillip Winter. Different guy, not brothers there isn't an S there on the end. Phil right here was SECOND on the raptors in scoring last year AND was easily the cutest guy in the locker room. NEXT we've got rookie Vladimir Vaskov. Comes straight from the motherland and puts up 7 points in the first 8 games? SEXY. He's also got the sickest memes in locker room. This guy is keepin it 100 all day long. Now we're rolling into the last line of defense. We've got another virgin out there in Cassius Darrow (and I mean SMJHL virgin, I'm sure this guy is slaying puss or penis, it's 2018). just cruising out to a solid S44. Obvious ROTY if it wasn't such a tight (and I mean tight) race between him and Vaskov. Now the guy that's cruising for a bruising. JP GAY. You need a guy to rough up the competition a bit and that guy is Gay. Leader in hits, pims, fights, fights won, this guy knows how to get down and dirty. Finally, A^2. You need a guy who's got a sick nickname on your team and I assume this guy has one because Aleksandr Aleksandrov is such a mouthful. He literally hasn't let in a goal this season. How do you not have him on your team? (he is also a member of the Raptors that is physically attractive)