Hello everyone and welcome to my house!!


We enter this 600 square feet abode into the common area! To the right you will see the toilet / shower area, please do not use it. To the left you will see my couch, it is all brand new furnishings and everything. Please feel free to sot down and slam doors or do whatever you want.

I'M most proud of my space saving bunk bed / desk combo. You will notice the ladderway has plastic to prevent visitors from climbing up. I do not show guest in my bedroom, sorry. But yes, I do have buzz lightyear sheets, and yes they are amazing! Anyway, I'd invite you to sit down and watch TV but as you can see it is a fake TV.


You must leave now, as IKEA is closing and I gotta hide until the final sweep so they do not discover me. Thanks for stopping by grab some meatballs on the way out!