I thought about this long and hard, but for awhile now, I've wanted an affiliate to be called the Kalamazoo Kazoos. I mean, first and foremost, Kalamazoo is just a stupidly awesome name for a city and it's populated enough to support a hockey team. Secondly, not only does Kazoos roll off the tonuge incredibly well alongside Kalamazoo, but the logo could be the famous Kazoo kid that's all over the internet in memes and videos. There is so much untapped potential with this team location and name that I would absolutely make sure it would become a reality.

As to who would run it, obviously I would be the head honcho, but I would also like @BadWolf to come join me because she knows how to work well with me and would absolutely make sure that there would be no mayo in the office and she'd bring me many shiba inus to pet while we were in the head office. @"Flareon4043" and @JR95 can join the team's management as well because they are both excellent dudes and know how to build an effective team and an active locker room. Together, we will make the Kalamazoo Kazoos a dynasty and the crown jewel of the league!

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