PlayerName: jack burton
Position: d

1) Why are you interested in becoming part of the Detroit Falcons Organization?
Duddy likes them
2) What kind of player are you, what skills do you bring on the ice?
Stay at home crusher
3) What kind of person are you off the ice, what will you bring to our locker room?
Amusement and joviality
4) We’re looking for players that are motivated to become future stars, is this you? How will you get there?
Pain
5) Most importantly we are looking for mature players who will work hard to improve while conducting themselves with class around the league. Do you feel you are that kind of person?
You tell me
6) Are you the next great Detroit Prospect? Tell us what your goals are this season and beyond.
Destroy opponents
7) Activity is key to success, will you be active? Do you have time in real life to devote to the league on a daily/weekly basis?
Why start now?
8) Do you plan on writing media? Do you enjoy writing or do you find it a chore?
No, yes. I podcasts, but you already knew that.
9) Do you plan on doing all the Point Tasks available in order to improve your player as much as possible?
Yep
10) Why should we select you on draft day, what separates you from other players?
I am the only me here
11) If we do select you and you find yourself in a depth role, bottom 2 lines, bottom 2 defense pairing or back up goalie, how will you handle it?
Abusive language and tantrums
12) What have you enjoyed most about the SHL since joining?
People
13) Are you a big hockey fan, have you played in real life? What position?
Yes, played all positions. I like LW and G.
14) If Kate Upton and Selena Gomez were drowning and you could only save one, who would it be and why?
Selena, because Kate has her own floatation devices
15) And finally, Cake or Pie?
Depends