Task 1:
helloooo an welcom to game juan of the stanley's crap finals where i'm your host dr potoita butt munch. you may know me from my big penis that c founded. may he rest in peace. today i just run a bojangles and spike the biscuits with roofies. today in the red corner we got a bunch uh fuggin drag queens weighing in a yo mama's pounds. led by a parm guy, dick sweets, and slap nuts. and in the racist corner we got the minny chafes with tiny boner bar gar, taylor swift and the sunshine band. the puck is out and about, doin' what the kids call the hockey pockey, and it's already in wally's bum hole goal cauliflower drags. man what a bad goal by joe kornwallis but you know the renegades have been in this place before and i don't care what team is playing, that's how you score a field goal.

Task 2:
a guy i think will be an unsung hero for the s 40 playoffs of 2018 in the simulated hockey world cup finals of nba is Isak Odegard. He's on the chiefs, apparently, and seems like a cool dude to root for. Goals, assists, hockey sticks. these are all things that are ok to have as a hockey player i guess. but you know what you juts can't coach? stat sheets. because they're sheets of paper. but on that sheet of paper you'll see Odegard scoring goals late in the game when they're much more important than when argar is too busy lighting it up against samee every night. this defense dude only has 7 points, 2 goals, but he has 23 blocked shots as of last week. i just came back from the past so i can't wait to see him hoist the cup. but he's throwing his body around doing his thing i'm sure he'll win it all.

Task 4: PM'd

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