Never done a presser before, but double money woooo, my player sucks and only got like 40 points, dp is rude, JNH sucks and i'm entering the playoffs in my 2nd season with the Riot and hopefully we don't get smashed again by the Panthers.



Ask me any questions you have please.

Originally posted by ,May 15 2015+ 11:46 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (,May 15 2015 @ 11:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->why are you a fucking piece of shit[/b]

Wow someones cranky.

Originally posted by xDParK@May 15 2015, 11:50 PM<br />How do you think Chico Salmon will perform in the playoffs this year?

I think Chico Salmon will be a key player for Texas if they are to have any success. In the end I think he will carry his team

to failure.

Originally posted by Velevra@May 15 2015, 11:59 PM<br />

1) A recent survey indicated that you are someone's least favourite member? Why do you think that is?

[b]I think it's because either dp is a froggo, or i've pissed someone off a lot and have no idea about it.

2) What do you think of Alex Smirnov?
Shit player, Great twitter

3) Will we play on the same SHL team again?
Probably not

4) Is your player a center sniper?
Yes he actually is now.

5) Will you donate some of the money from this presser to the Velevra Foundation?
No

6) How inactive are you?
Pretty inactive on a scale of 1-10 about 0.12

7) Is it true that you are Gorlab's cousin?
Yes how did you know?

8) How many more seasons will you be a part of the SHL?
0-4

9) Who wins the Challenge Cup?
or 

10) How do I get my agent to get me a $20 Million contract?
You get your agent to make HFFO a gm again

11) Are you just here so you don't get fined?
no because i got the job on the discipline committee to make sure I don't get fined and to fine others  > 

12) Thoughts on all of HFFO's players who you have played with.
Well I think i've played with almost all of his players now except Perhonen who says is a god but was probably shit. There was flopper franz who was terrible. Saul Cuminbutt who actually wasnt that bad just pretty bad but we got to game 7 of the finals with him. There was that guy who was on Toronto with me but I don't remember his name, I don't think he ever even got to play a game for Toronto. And now there's Pomery who's on Seattle with me now. I didn't even know he was on my team for a while at first so he probably was also pretty bad like the rest. But I can't say for sure as I havent checked his stats, pomery might have some potential though. Overall HFFO'S player quality relates closely to his league play.[/b]

Originally posted by gorlab@May 16 2015, 12:02 AM<br /> What has been the pinnacle of your SHL career thus far? Is it being Chris McZehrl's all-time best draft steal? If not, why?
[b]Although that along with many other moments such as my 60 points seasons, winning the Dar and Mcdonald, getting a 25M contract and many other moments have been high points of my career. The highest has to be the playoffs run and eventual cup victory with  in S17. It was great to win my 1st cup and with and that group of guys after La was basically a shit team with no one when I was first drafted there.


Would you still be a Toronto North Star if you the management gave into the heavy fan demand and named you the captain of the team?
:lol: I probably still would've been traded even if I became captain since JNH is a scrub and the team was entering a mini rebuild and I was basically the 2nd oldest player on the team after Darian I think so it just made sense to move me for more youth. Plus I was an  UFA that season too.

If you could assemble a fantasy SHL team consisting of members from British Columbia, who would make the team (3F, 2D, 1G)?
It would be much harder now with so many good new BC players if I remember in JT's thread there's almost enough for a whole team if I just had to do 1 line though I'd probably do

Kylrad - Onoprienko - Eriksson

Velevra - Zoidberg

Schmitd

Waterboy: Lunaro

Do you know that Shawn Velevra has made more money than you over the past ~5 seasons?

I didn't know the exact numbers but seeing as I've been taking basically almost the minimum each season for the past 5 seasons and he's been getting paid quite a bit by  it makes sense and doesn't surprise me that much.[/b]

Originally posted by Chris-McZehrl@May 16 2015, 12:07 AM<br />

:ph34r:

How is it in Seattle for you?
[b]I enjoy Seattle, nice city good people. Lot's of members I like everyone's pretty cool my player is still producing decently here with less ice time and Gob was always one of my favorite people and his rants and randomness and poetry always makes me laugh and there's that HFFO guy. Overall it's a great place and i'm really enjoying my time here.

What you think of Vincent-Leon-Anze Draisaitl-McZehrl?
I think he's a promsing young prospect who might and probably will be better than Chris Mczerhl. I also think he has a ridiculously long complicated name and I would never what to type it out[/b]

Originally posted by Count Chocula@May 16 2015, 12:43 AM<br />why are you such a bum?

what i'm not a bum you and JNH are bums

Originally posted by Birks@May 16 2015, 01:15 AM<br />why r u such a horrid?
[b]I was trained by the best of Horrids

why calgary suck cock?
Because they have old dick suckers and gorlab who's cursed and ofer who's ofer, and Belial sucks and Esa's a parm hog

gorlab or stud?
gorlab

horrid or horridlor?
horridlor

your thoughts on tex?
Pretty good team but pretty horrid, have some people I really like and some I don't
[/b]

Originally posted by ,May 18 2015@ 01:03 AM<br />WTF FUCK YOU IM NOT CRANKY

:lol: wow the crank, too much pad thai

Originally posted by xDParK@May 18 2015, 01:24 AM<br />bad presser

bad QUESTION

Originally posted by Ragnar#sweg( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)@May 18 2015, 02:02 AM<br />Lol Saul Cuminbutt

Best name of any of his players yet

Originally posted by Gifter of Bikes@May 18 2015, 09:51 AM<br />Would beating your old team in LA hold any special significance?

Beating LA would obviously be nice and i'd like to and think we can. But I wouldn't say it would be that special or significant, I think there are many other teams in the playoffs I'd rather beat and would not be as happy with losing too than LA

Originally posted by FourFour@May 18 2015, 03:38 PM<br />Do you like me

no

Originally posted by O4L@May 18 2015, 03:42 PM<br />Why does Kitras feel the need to cheat when we play?

[b]Kitras beat you fair and square IMO you just got outplayed, kitras too good, also worst NUNU ever

Why do you always get in my lane and steal my CS?

Because if i didn't you miss the CS anyways and it would go to waste  :ssst:

Why didn't you carry us to cup in S12?

Because Carl chose to bench me and instead play you and others.

Also fight me 1 v 1 in CK2 IMO.[/b]

I would but before I can get to you, you always die to revolts and weaker nations or backstab me :ph34r:

<!--QuoteBegin-JPL@May 18 2015, 04:02 PM
How's it been going former gm (I'm the member formally known as Takoda)

[b]Pretty good you? I still remembered you just haven't talked to you in a while

Who will be the biggest challenge for the riot in the playoffs?

I think the biggest challenge for the riot will be the winner of the    series

Where besides Seattle would you like to end your career?

There are many places I'd like to end my career other than Seattle, there isn't really any teams i'm against going to and it could change at any moment. but some places i'd prefer to end my career in or atleast play in once or again before retiring would be         &nbsp; MAYBE&nbsp;


Why did the Knights draft me when I went inactive 3 times?

:lol: I don't think I was the GM when they drafted you the 1st with the Demarse and I think the other time you signed with us as a FA so I think I actually only drafted you once but I may be wrong, either way I always really liked you and you were always a great asset to the team and a great player to acquire  even if you went inactive. And if there was a way to help you not to go inactive I was hoping that I could do it.


Am I dumb for me to take 2 years to figure this site out? :lol:

:lol: Well the site is definitely  hard to figure out at first but idk if I would say it takes two years to figure it out  :lol: so basically ya :ph34r: compared to half the things on SHL though thats not even close to that dumb though and i'm glad that it seems like you've finally figured it out and I hope you're enjoying Hamilton.[/b][/quote]

Adam Kylrad || LW || Retired
Name:Adam Kylrad
Age: 20
Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian
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Career Statistics
S11 PGF/CHI: GP:38 , G:6 , A:3 , P:9 , +/-:-23 , PIMS:22 , H:70 , SB:10
S12 LAP: GP: 50, G:15, A:14, P:29, +/-:0, PIMS:6 , H:20 , SB:8
S13 LAP: GP: 45, G:14 A:19 p:33 +/-: -29 PIMS: 6, H: 73 SB: 17
S14 LAP: GP:50 G:28 A:27 P:55 +/-:15 PIMS:20 H:64 SB:21
S15 LAP: GP:50 G:17 A:14 P:31 +/-: -2  PIMS:25 H:39 SB:19
S16 LAP: GP:50 G:24 A:37 P:61 +/-: 24 PIMS:0 H:10 SB:8
S17 LAP GP:50 G:12 A:20 P:32 +/-:16 H: 10 PIMS:0 SB:6
S18 LAP/MIN GP:50 :G:18 A:18 P:36 +/-:12 H:35 PIMS:12 SB:6  
S19 TOR GP:50 G:26 A:34 P:60 +/-:8 H:109 PIMS:40 SB:12
S20 TOR GP:50 G:14 G:13 P:27 +/-6 H:108 PIMS:18 SB:6
S21 TOR GP:52 G:25 A:24 P:49 +/-13 H:79 PIMS:32 SB:7
S22 TOR/SEA: GP:52 G:14 A:26 P:40 +/- 4 H:52 PIMS:20 SB:12
S23 SEA: GP:52 G:21 A:20 P:41 +/-: -12 H: 122 PIMS: 44 SB: 15
S24 SEA: GP: 52 G:13 A:23 P:36 +/-2 H:99 PIMS:36 SB:11
S25 SEA: GP: 50 G:22: A:28 P:50 +/-:-7 H:97 PIMS:28 SB:18
S26 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:30 P:50 +/-:25 H:7 PIMS:0 SB:5
S27 SEA/TOR GP:50 G:17 A:17 P:34 +/-:-3 H:10 PIMS:2 SB:6
S28 TOR: GP50 G:16: A:17 P:33 +/-9 H:65 PIMS 26 SB:6
S29 TOR: GP 50 G:15 A 13 P 28 +/- -3 H 44 PIMS 27 SB 8
S30 TOR: GP 50 G 10 A 17 P 27 +/- -12 H 26 PIMS 8 SB 8
S31 TOR GP 50 G 13 A 11 P 24 +/- 9 H 10 PIM S9 SB 4
------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Career Totals: GP:1003 G:354 A:422 P:776 +/-:75 PIMS:359 H:1079: SB:198
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Playoff Statistics
S11 CHI: GP:6 , G:2 , A:2 , P:4 , +/-:0 , PIMS:4 , H:14 , SB:1
S14 LAP: GP:6 , G:3 , A:1 P:4, +/-:0  PIMS:0, H:5, SB:4
S16 LAP: GP:6 , G:1 , A:1 P:2 +/-:0 PIMS:0 H:0 SB:1
S17 LAP: GP:20 G:8 A:3 P:11 +/-:5 PIMS:4 H:25 SB:4
S18 MIN: GP:20 G:8 A:6 P:14 +/-: -3 PIMS:4 H:17 SB:0
S19 TOR: GP:6 G:2 A:1 P:3 +/- -3 PIMS:6 H:18 SB:1
S20 TOR: GP:6 G:4 A:1 P:5 +/-:4 PIMS:13 H:17 SB:0
S21 TOR: GP:7 G:1 A:2 P:3 +/- -4 PIMS: 2 H:8 SB:1
S22 SEA: GP:4 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-:0 PIMS 4 H:7 SB:1
S23 SEA: GP:14 G:4 A:9 P:13 +/-:3 PIMS:6 H:28 SB:0
S25 SEA: GP:11 G:4 A:2 P:6 +/-: -5 PIMS:4 H:27 SB:2
S26:SEA: GP:16 G:4 A:5 P:9 +/-:-6 PIMS 0 H:4 SB:0
S27 TOR: GP:9 G:2 A:5 P:7+/-:2 PIMS 8 H:9 SB: 0
S28: TOR: GP:5 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/- -2 PIMS 2 H:5 SB:0
S29 TOR GP: 11 G 5 A 2 P 7 +/- -1 PIMS 2 H18 SB 2
S31 TOR GP 12 G 2 A 5 P 12 +/-4 PIMS 0 H 1 SB 0
------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP:153 G:48 A:51 P:99 +/-:-14 PIMS:55 H:189: SB:16
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Transactions:
------------------------------------------------------------
Signed 1-yr/$2mil deal with Prince George
Traded to Chicago
Drafted 12th Overall to LAP, Signed 3-yr/$10mil deal with LAP
Extended 2-yr/$6mill deal with LAP
Extended 2-yr/$6mil deal with LAP
Extended 1-yr/1.5mil deal with LAP
Traded to Minnesota Chiefs
Extended 3-yr/$65mil deal with MIN
Traded to Toronto North Stars
Signed 4 years/20mil deal with Tor
Traded to Seattle Riot
Signed 2-yr/$16mil deal with SEA
Extended like 50 times with sea, traded to TOR
Extended like 50 times with TOR
Robbed a bank
Retired after S31
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Awards:
S11 Named Prince George Firebirds Assistant Captain
S11 Named to Team Canada WJC (BRONZE)
GP:14, G:11, A:6, P:17, +/-: -4, PIMS:12, H:28, SB:5,
S11 Named to NWJHL All Star Game
S12 Named Los Angeles Panthers Assistant Captain  
S12 Named to IHF Team Canada as Water Boy
S12 Named to IHF Team World left team Canada as Water Boy
S13 Named Los Angeles Panthers Captain
S13 Named Vancouver Whalers Co Gm
S14 Named Kelowna Knights GM
S14 Names to IHF Team Canada (WON GOLD)
S14 Winner of the Jeff Dar Trophy
S14 Winner of the Jay Mcdonald Trophy
S14 MVP Nominee
S14 All Star Team
S15 All Star Team
S15 Named to IHF Team Canada (5th)
S17 Won the Challenge Cup
S18 Won gold medal with team Canada
S21 Won gold medal with team Canada
Won like 500 more medals with canada, gmed Canada
Probably did a bunch more legendary stuff
Inducted into the Hall of Fame
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Kyle Kylrad || LW || Winnipeg Jets
Name:Kyle Kylrad
Age: 18
Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian
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Career Statistics
S31 DET: GP:50 , G:15 , A:12 , P:27 , +/-:2 , PIMS:12 , H:40 , SB:12
S32 DET/HFX: GP:49 , G:16 , A:15 , P:31 , +/-:1 , PIMS:14 , H:25 , SB:12
S33 HAM: GP: 50, G:12, A:15, P:27, +/-:3, PIMS:20 , H:84 , SB:5
S34 HAM: GP: 50, G:16 A:14 p:30 +/-: 1 PIMS: 40, H:132 SB: 6
S35 HAM: GP:50 G:17 A:19 P:36 +/-:-7 PIMS:20 H:134 SB:15
S36 SEA: GP:50 G:26 A:31 P:57 +/-:25 PIMS:34 H:122 SB:16
S37 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:22 P:42 +/-:16 PIMS:40 H:160 SB:3
S38 SEA: GP:50 G:23 A:23 P:46 +/-:-8 PIMS:32 H:124 SB:12
S39 WPG: GP:50 G:22 A:18 P:40 +/-:10 PIMS:14 H:97 SB:14
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Daniel Smeb || C || Chicago Syndicate                               
Name: Daniel Smeb
Age: 18
Height: 6'1" Weight:190 lbs Number: 7 Nationality:Korean
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Career Statistics
S45 COL: GP: 50 G:8 A:15 P:23 +/-: 3 PIMS:4 H:15 SB:6
S46 CHI: GP: 50 G:2 A:18 P:20 +/-: 6 PIMS:26 H:37 SB:14
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G:7 A:18 P:25 +/-: -9 PIMS:13 H:21 SB:6
S48 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:13 P:22 +/-: -19 PIMS:6 H:26 SB:10
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G:13 A:21 P:34 +/-:-10 PIMS:9 H:19 SB:20
S50 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:29 P:38 +/-:-14 PIMS:7 H:28 SB:11
S51 CHI: GP: 50 G:19 A:26 P:45 +/-:8 PIMS:34 H:104 SB:10
S52 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:34 P:54 +/-:21 PIMS:7 H:12 SB:19
S53 CHI: GP: 50 G:24 A:22 P:46 +/-:-6 PIMS:36 H:54 SB:15
S54 CHI: GP: 50 G:31 A:39 P:70 +/-:26 PIMS:11 H:44 SB:42
S55 CHI: GP: 50 G:26 A:42 P:72 +/-:31 PIMS:10 H:46 SB:46
S56 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:39 P:59 +/-:26 PIMS:18 H:77 SB:36
S57 CHI: GP: 66 G:30 A:53 P:83 +/-:50 PIMS:22 H:98 SB:45
S58 CHI: GP: 66 G:24 A:44 P:68 +/-:14 PIMS:21 H:144 SB:38
S59 CHI: GP: 66 G:23 A:43 P:66 +/-:45 PIMS:2 H:129 SB:43
S60 CHI: GP: 66 G:19 A:45 P:64 +/-:63 PIMS:8 H:96 SB:11
S61 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:35 P:51 +/-:17 PIMS:10 H:28 SB:1
S62 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:30 P:46 +/-:54 PIMS:28 H:29 SB:3
S63 CHI: GP: 66 G:13 A:25 P:38 +/-:18 PIMS:4 H:98 SB:2
S64 CHI: GP: 66 G:15 A:32 P:47 +/-:14 PIMS:12 H:52: SB:4
S65 CHI: GP: 66 G:12 A:23 P:35 +/-:23 PIMS:18 H:51: SB:2
S66 MIN: GP: 66 G:17 A:36 P:53 +/-:-44 PIMS:34 H:88: SB:16
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SHL Career Totals: GP:1210 G:365 A:667 P:1036 +/-: 193 PIMS:284 H:674 SB:383
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Playoff Statistics
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SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP: G: A: P: +/-: PIMS: H: SB:
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Transactions:
Drafted 54th Overall to COL
Signed 1 yr/$3M deal with COL
Drafted 30th Overall to CHI
Signed 1 yr/$1M deal with CHI
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Awards:
S45: Team World WJC Gold Medal
S50: IIHF Top Forward
S52: 2nd all star team
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why are you a fucking piece of shit

Discord are for plebs

How do you think Chico Salmon will perform in the playoffs this year?

Former
SHL Head Commissioner S12ish-S27ish
GM S8 & S9 (Won cups both years)
2x GM Of The Year
5 Time Cup Winner
League MVP

Past Players
D - Aidan Richan - (S5 11th Overall)
C - Chico Salmon - (S17 1st overall)  

Current Player
D - Chico Smeb (S46)
SMJHL - Drafted 65th Overall by
SHL - Drafted 23rd Overall by

1) A recent survey indicated that you are someone's least favourite member? Why do you think that is?

2) What do you think of Alex Smirnov?

3) Will we play on the same SHL team again?

4) Is your player a center sniper?

5) Will you donate some of the money from this presser to the Velevra Foundation?

6) How inactive are you?

7) Is it true that you are Gorlab's cousin?

8) How many more seasons will you be a part of the SHL?

9) Who wins the Challenge Cup?

10) How do I get my agent to get me a $20 Million contract?

11) Are you just here so you don't get fined?

12) Thoughts on all of HFFO's players who you have played with.

Sig Credits: Gorlab and Kylrad

What has been the pinnacle of your SHL career thus far? Is it being Chris McZehrl's all-time best draft steal? If not, why?

Would you still be a Toronto North Star if you the management gave into the heavy fan demand and named you the captain of the team?

If you could assemble a fantasy SHL team consisting of members from British Columbia, who would make the team (3F, 2D, 1G)?

Do you know that Shawn Velevra has made more money than you over the past ~5 seasons?

Originally posted by gorlab@May 16 2015, 09:02 AM
What has been the pinnacle of your SHL career thus far? Is it being Chris McZehrl's all-time best draft steal? If not, why?

:ph34r:

How is it in Seattle for you?

What you think of Vincent-Leon-Anze Draisaitl-McZehrl?

Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)
S34 - Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!

why are you such a bum?

why r u such a horrid?

why calgary suck cock?

gorlab or stud?

horrid or horridlor?

your thoughts on tex?

updated, thanks for the questions so far everyone

Adam Kylrad || LW || Retired
Name:Adam Kylrad
Age: 20
Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian
------------------------------------------------------------
Career Statistics
S11 PGF/CHI: GP:38 , G:6 , A:3 , P:9 , +/-:-23 , PIMS:22 , H:70 , SB:10
S12 LAP: GP: 50, G:15, A:14, P:29, +/-:0, PIMS:6 , H:20 , SB:8
S13 LAP: GP: 45, G:14 A:19 p:33 +/-: -29 PIMS: 6, H: 73 SB: 17
S14 LAP: GP:50 G:28 A:27 P:55 +/-:15 PIMS:20 H:64 SB:21
S15 LAP: GP:50 G:17 A:14 P:31 +/-: -2  PIMS:25 H:39 SB:19
S16 LAP: GP:50 G:24 A:37 P:61 +/-: 24 PIMS:0 H:10 SB:8
S17 LAP GP:50 G:12 A:20 P:32 +/-:16 H: 10 PIMS:0 SB:6
S18 LAP/MIN GP:50 :G:18 A:18 P:36 +/-:12 H:35 PIMS:12 SB:6  
S19 TOR GP:50 G:26 A:34 P:60 +/-:8 H:109 PIMS:40 SB:12
S20 TOR GP:50 G:14 G:13 P:27 +/-6 H:108 PIMS:18 SB:6
S21 TOR GP:52 G:25 A:24 P:49 +/-13 H:79 PIMS:32 SB:7
S22 TOR/SEA: GP:52 G:14 A:26 P:40 +/- 4 H:52 PIMS:20 SB:12
S23 SEA: GP:52 G:21 A:20 P:41 +/-: -12 H: 122 PIMS: 44 SB: 15
S24 SEA: GP: 52 G:13 A:23 P:36 +/-2 H:99 PIMS:36 SB:11
S25 SEA: GP: 50 G:22: A:28 P:50 +/-:-7 H:97 PIMS:28 SB:18
S26 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:30 P:50 +/-:25 H:7 PIMS:0 SB:5
S27 SEA/TOR GP:50 G:17 A:17 P:34 +/-:-3 H:10 PIMS:2 SB:6
S28 TOR: GP50 G:16: A:17 P:33 +/-9 H:65 PIMS 26 SB:6
S29 TOR: GP 50 G:15 A 13 P 28 +/- -3 H 44 PIMS 27 SB 8
S30 TOR: GP 50 G 10 A 17 P 27 +/- -12 H 26 PIMS 8 SB 8
S31 TOR GP 50 G 13 A 11 P 24 +/- 9 H 10 PIM S9 SB 4
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SHL Career Totals: GP:1003 G:354 A:422 P:776 +/-:75 PIMS:359 H:1079: SB:198
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Playoff Statistics
S11 CHI: GP:6 , G:2 , A:2 , P:4 , +/-:0 , PIMS:4 , H:14 , SB:1
S14 LAP: GP:6 , G:3 , A:1 P:4, +/-:0  PIMS:0, H:5, SB:4
S16 LAP: GP:6 , G:1 , A:1 P:2 +/-:0 PIMS:0 H:0 SB:1
S17 LAP: GP:20 G:8 A:3 P:11 +/-:5 PIMS:4 H:25 SB:4
S18 MIN: GP:20 G:8 A:6 P:14 +/-: -3 PIMS:4 H:17 SB:0
S19 TOR: GP:6 G:2 A:1 P:3 +/- -3 PIMS:6 H:18 SB:1
S20 TOR: GP:6 G:4 A:1 P:5 +/-:4 PIMS:13 H:17 SB:0
S21 TOR: GP:7 G:1 A:2 P:3 +/- -4 PIMS: 2 H:8 SB:1
S22 SEA: GP:4 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-:0 PIMS 4 H:7 SB:1
S23 SEA: GP:14 G:4 A:9 P:13 +/-:3 PIMS:6 H:28 SB:0
S25 SEA: GP:11 G:4 A:2 P:6 +/-: -5 PIMS:4 H:27 SB:2
S26:SEA: GP:16 G:4 A:5 P:9 +/-:-6 PIMS 0 H:4 SB:0
S27 TOR: GP:9 G:2 A:5 P:7+/-:2 PIMS 8 H:9 SB: 0
S28: TOR: GP:5 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/- -2 PIMS 2 H:5 SB:0
S29 TOR GP: 11 G 5 A 2 P 7 +/- -1 PIMS 2 H18 SB 2
S31 TOR GP 12 G 2 A 5 P 12 +/-4 PIMS 0 H 1 SB 0
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SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP:153 G:48 A:51 P:99 +/-:-14 PIMS:55 H:189: SB:16
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Transactions:
------------------------------------------------------------
Signed 1-yr/$2mil deal with Prince George
Traded to Chicago
Drafted 12th Overall to LAP, Signed 3-yr/$10mil deal with LAP
Extended 2-yr/$6mill deal with LAP
Extended 2-yr/$6mil deal with LAP
Extended 1-yr/1.5mil deal with LAP
Traded to Minnesota Chiefs
Extended 3-yr/$65mil deal with MIN
Traded to Toronto North Stars
Signed 4 years/20mil deal with Tor
Traded to Seattle Riot
Signed 2-yr/$16mil deal with SEA
Extended like 50 times with sea, traded to TOR
Extended like 50 times with TOR
Robbed a bank
Retired after S31
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Awards:
S11 Named Prince George Firebirds Assistant Captain
S11 Named to Team Canada WJC (BRONZE)
GP:14, G:11, A:6, P:17, +/-: -4, PIMS:12, H:28, SB:5,
S11 Named to NWJHL All Star Game
S12 Named Los Angeles Panthers Assistant Captain  
S12 Named to IHF Team Canada as Water Boy
S12 Named to IHF Team World left team Canada as Water Boy
S13 Named Los Angeles Panthers Captain
S13 Named Vancouver Whalers Co Gm
S14 Named Kelowna Knights GM
S14 Names to IHF Team Canada (WON GOLD)
S14 Winner of the Jeff Dar Trophy
S14 Winner of the Jay Mcdonald Trophy
S14 MVP Nominee
S14 All Star Team
S15 All Star Team
S15 Named to IHF Team Canada (5th)
S17 Won the Challenge Cup
S18 Won gold medal with team Canada
S21 Won gold medal with team Canada
Won like 500 more medals with canada, gmed Canada
Probably did a bunch more legendary stuff
Inducted into the Hall of Fame
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Kyle Kylrad || LW || Winnipeg Jets
Name:Kyle Kylrad
Age: 18
Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian
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Career Statistics
S31 DET: GP:50 , G:15 , A:12 , P:27 , +/-:2 , PIMS:12 , H:40 , SB:12
S32 DET/HFX: GP:49 , G:16 , A:15 , P:31 , +/-:1 , PIMS:14 , H:25 , SB:12
S33 HAM: GP: 50, G:12, A:15, P:27, +/-:3, PIMS:20 , H:84 , SB:5
S34 HAM: GP: 50, G:16 A:14 p:30 +/-: 1 PIMS: 40, H:132 SB: 6
S35 HAM: GP:50 G:17 A:19 P:36 +/-:-7 PIMS:20 H:134 SB:15
S36 SEA: GP:50 G:26 A:31 P:57 +/-:25 PIMS:34 H:122 SB:16
S37 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:22 P:42 +/-:16 PIMS:40 H:160 SB:3
S38 SEA: GP:50 G:23 A:23 P:46 +/-:-8 PIMS:32 H:124 SB:12
S39 WPG: GP:50 G:22 A:18 P:40 +/-:10 PIMS:14 H:97 SB:14
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Daniel Smeb || C || Chicago Syndicate                               
Name: Daniel Smeb
Age: 18
Height: 6'1" Weight:190 lbs Number: 7 Nationality:Korean
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Career Statistics
S45 COL: GP: 50 G:8 A:15 P:23 +/-: 3 PIMS:4 H:15 SB:6
S46 CHI: GP: 50 G:2 A:18 P:20 +/-: 6 PIMS:26 H:37 SB:14
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G:7 A:18 P:25 +/-: -9 PIMS:13 H:21 SB:6
S48 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:13 P:22 +/-: -19 PIMS:6 H:26 SB:10
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G:13 A:21 P:34 +/-:-10 PIMS:9 H:19 SB:20
S50 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:29 P:38 +/-:-14 PIMS:7 H:28 SB:11
S51 CHI: GP: 50 G:19 A:26 P:45 +/-:8 PIMS:34 H:104 SB:10
S52 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:34 P:54 +/-:21 PIMS:7 H:12 SB:19
S53 CHI: GP: 50 G:24 A:22 P:46 +/-:-6 PIMS:36 H:54 SB:15
S54 CHI: GP: 50 G:31 A:39 P:70 +/-:26 PIMS:11 H:44 SB:42
S55 CHI: GP: 50 G:26 A:42 P:72 +/-:31 PIMS:10 H:46 SB:46
S56 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:39 P:59 +/-:26 PIMS:18 H:77 SB:36
S57 CHI: GP: 66 G:30 A:53 P:83 +/-:50 PIMS:22 H:98 SB:45
S58 CHI: GP: 66 G:24 A:44 P:68 +/-:14 PIMS:21 H:144 SB:38
S59 CHI: GP: 66 G:23 A:43 P:66 +/-:45 PIMS:2 H:129 SB:43
S60 CHI: GP: 66 G:19 A:45 P:64 +/-:63 PIMS:8 H:96 SB:11
S61 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:35 P:51 +/-:17 PIMS:10 H:28 SB:1
S62 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:30 P:46 +/-:54 PIMS:28 H:29 SB:3
S63 CHI: GP: 66 G:13 A:25 P:38 +/-:18 PIMS:4 H:98 SB:2
S64 CHI: GP: 66 G:15 A:32 P:47 +/-:14 PIMS:12 H:52: SB:4
S65 CHI: GP: 66 G:12 A:23 P:35 +/-:23 PIMS:18 H:51: SB:2
S66 MIN: GP: 66 G:17 A:36 P:53 +/-:-44 PIMS:34 H:88: SB:16
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SHL Career Totals: GP:1210 G:365 A:667 P:1036 +/-: 193 PIMS:284 H:674 SB:383
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Playoff Statistics
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SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP: G: A: P: +/-: PIMS: H: SB:
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Transactions:
Drafted 54th Overall to COL
Signed 1 yr/$3M deal with COL
Drafted 30th Overall to CHI
Signed 1 yr/$1M deal with CHI
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Awards:
S45: Team World WJC Gold Medal
S50: IIHF Top Forward
S52: 2nd all star team
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WTF FUCK YOU IM NOT CRANKY

Discord are for plebs

bad presser

Former
SHL Head Commissioner S12ish-S27ish
GM S8 & S9 (Won cups both years)
2x GM Of The Year
5 Time Cup Winner
League MVP

Past Players
D - Aidan Richan - (S5 11th Overall)
C - Chico Salmon - (S17 1st overall)  

Current Player
D - Chico Smeb (S46)
SMJHL - Drafted 65th Overall by
SHL - Drafted 23rd Overall by

Lol Saul Cuminbutt

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

 

Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame | Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
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CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
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CAREER STATS:
758 GP:  265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points

Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
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Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion

Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
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Charmed, I'm sure
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Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
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PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
Fuckin' nothing so far. Or probably ever.

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

Would beating your old team in LA hold any special significance?

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Akashi SixNine Jr. Updates


Akashi SixNine Jr. | TPE: 473 | Detroit Falcons | Hamilton Steelhawks
---------------------------- SIGNINGS/DRAFT ----------------------------
(S61) Drafted 61st Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S61) Signed a 1-year, $2.5mm contract with the Detroit Falcons
(S62) Drafted 44th Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks
(S62) Signed a 1-year, $2.5mm contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
(S63) Signed a 1-year, $2.5mm contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
---------------------------- SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS ----------------------------
S61 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 24 | PTS: 40 | +/-: -24 | Hits: 95 | SB: 32
S62 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 16 | PTS: 37 | +/-: -54 | Hits: 141 | SB: 47
---------------------------- SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS ----------------------------
S61 | DET | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | +/-: E | Hits: 17 | SB: 4
S62 | DID NOT QUALIFY

Why does Kitras feel the need to cheat when we play?

Why do you always get in my lane and steal my CS?

Why didn't you carry us to cup in S12?

Also fight me 1 v 1 in CK2 IMO.

Käri Bärköv || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED  
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 93
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Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
>Number: 93
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Regular Season Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 40 G: 29 A: 25 P: 54 +/-: 21 H: 77 PIM: 42
S11 CHI:   GP: 40 G: 16 A: 14 P: 30 +/-: -39 H: 66 PIM: 10
S12 CGY: GP: 50 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -16 H: 57 PIM: 2
S13 CGY: GP: 50 G: 8 A: 13 P: 21 +/-: 20 H: 34 PIM: 24  
S14 CGY: GP: 50 G: 13 A: 13 P: 26 +/-: 5 H: 73 PIM: 32
S15 CGY: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 31 P: 41 +/-: 5 H: 128 PIM: 54
S16 CGY: GP: 50 G: 19 A: 15 P: 34 +/-: 0 H: 97 PIM: 16
S17 CGY: GP: 50 G: 23 A: 25 P: 48 +/-: +6 H: 136 PIM: 17
S18 CGY: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 21 P: 35  +/-: -11 H: 130 PIM: 32
S19 CGY: GP: 50 G: 16 A: 17 P: 33 +/-: +4 H: 143 PIM: 47
S20 CGY: GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26  P: 46 +/-: +14 H: 113 PIM: 32
S21 CGY: GP: 50 G: 12 A: 19 P: 31 +/-: 4 H: 146 PIM: 76
S22 CGY/EDM: GP: 51 G: 10 A: 12 P: 22 +/-: -7 H: 102
PIM: 43

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Playoff Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 12 G: 6 A: 9 P: 15 +/-: 6 H: 28 PIM: 25 FO: 50.00%
S11 CHI:  GP: 6 G: 5 A: 4 P: 9 +/-: 2 H: 12 PIM: 2
S12 CGY: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 3 H: 4 PIM: 0  
S13 CGY: GP: 11 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/-: 4 H: 6 PIM: 4  
S14 CGY: GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 P: 2 +/-: -3 H: 13 PIM: 10
S15 CGY: GP: 14 G: 2 A: 3 P: 5 +/-: -1 H: 28 PIM: 12
S16 CGY: GP: 11 G: 7 A: 7 P: 14 +/-: 5 H: 29 PIM: 2
S17 CGY: GP: 6 : G: 3 A: 3 P: 6 =/-: +0 H: 26
PIM: 0
S18 CGY: GP: 4 G: 3 A: 0 P: 3 +/-: -1 H: 10 PIM: 0
S19 CGY: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/- 0 H: 16 PIM: 8
S22 CGY: GP: 12 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 6 H:19 PIM: 12
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IHF Statistics:
WJC Finland Season 10: GP: 14 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -13 H: 17 PIM: 4
WJC Finland Season 11: GP:9 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -5 PIM: 2
IHF Finland (career totals): GP: 35 G: 13 A: 19 P: 32 +/-: +4 H: 64  PIM: 8
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[pbl]Transactions:
Signed with Vancouver Whalers for 2 Million
Named Assistant Captain of the Vancouver Whalers
Drafted 22nd overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S11 SHL Entry Draft
Signed 3 year 11 million ELC with Calgary Dragons
Named Assistant Captain of the Chicago Hitmen
Named CO-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
Named CO-GM of the Calgary Dragons
Named Head GM of the Calgary Dragons
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Awards:
S10 NWJHL Championship
S10 IHF WJ Bronze Medal
Season 11 Michael Haan trophy winner for most dedicated player
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 13 JJ Krever award for best GM (shared with Kain Webb)
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 14 JJ Krever runner up
Season 14 IHF Silver Medal
Season 15 Aidan Richan winner
Season 17 First All-Star Team
Season 17 Aidan Richan winner
Season 18 IHF Bronze Medal
Season 18 Damian Littleton Nominee

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Parker Smeb || RD || Chicago Syndicate || 1473 TPE
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 P: 27 +/-: 9 H: 68 SB: 5
S46 COL:  GP: 40 G: 22 A: 19 P: 41 +/-: 2 H: 127 SB: 3
SMJHL Play-Off Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 16 G: 6 A: 4 P: 10 +/-: 8 H: 13 SB: 0
S46 COL: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 0 P: 2  +/-: 1 H: 20 SB: 3
SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 18 P: 28 +/-: -12 H: 138 SB: 11
S48 CHI: 50 G: 8 A: 9 P: 17 +/-: -19 H: 119 SB: 8  
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 20 P: 34 +/-: 5 H: 77 SB: 15
SHL Play-Off Statistics
S47 CHI: GP: 9 G: 1 A: 3 P: 4 +/-: -3 H: 9 SB: 0
International Statistics:
S45 WJ WOR GP: 21 G: 4 A: 5 P: 9 +/-: -1 H: 51 SB: 3
S46 WJ WOR GP: 30 G: 11 A: 7 P: 18 +/-: -5 H: 62 SB: 4
S47 JPN GP: 12 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -4 H: 34 SB: 4
S48 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 3 P: 7 +/-: -9 H: 50 SB: 4
S49 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5 +/-:+2 H: 37 SB: 4
CAREER: GP: 87 G: 28 A: 18 P: 46 +/-: -17 H: 234 SB: 19




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"“HA HA! THIS GAME WILL NEVER END! I POSSESS THE SOUL OF EVERY GOALIE ON TEAM B!! CREW 4 LIFE!! SIGN WITH EDMONTON FOR THE CUP!!!” cackled Belial as he placed a Fedora on his head."
SMJHL Commisioner S17-S26
Calgary Dragons GM S14-S23