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100% drunk.
100% honest.

Quote:Originally posted by Bojo+Jun 6 2015, 12:20 AM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bojo @ Jun 6 2015, 12:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Who you signing to in FA[/b]


As of this writing I have recieved zero actual contract offers.

Quote:Originally posted by EuroCap@Jun 6 2015, 12:32 AM<br />Dinner Gorlab or Spaceship into the sun?


I'm not sure what this question is asking... but I think Gorlab?

Quote:Originally posted by gorlab@Jun 6 2015, 12:32 AM<br />How many sake bombs did you have?

Zero. I had 1/2 a bottle of Jameson Irish Whiskey, 1 bottle of Soju, and 1.5 liters of shitty Korean Beer

Quote:Originally posted by BigTittySmitty@Jun 6 2015, 12:36 AM<br />You really are coming to Texas aren't you?


I have not recieved a contract offer from Texas.

Quote:Originally posted by Carl@Jun 6 2015, 12:36 AM<br />isn't it a bit early?


I started drinking at 9pm Korea time. It is currently 1:45am Korea time. I was playing Heroes of the Storm.

Quote:Originally posted by Mook@Jun 6 2015, 12:50 AM<br />Whats it like in korea? I've always wanted to go


IF you spend more than a week in Korea, any Korean will proudly tell you they are special because they have 4 seasons. It's really sad. That being said... the winters are mild, the spring/fall are oddly short (like seriously... sometimes you don't even notice them), but the summer can go fuck themselves. I've lived in Wisconsin and Phoenix... and I will happily take 120 degree summers in Phoenix over the 90%+ humidity of Korean summer. FUCK THAT. It's about to hit that in Korea and I want to fuckign kill myself because the electricity in the summer is so fucking expensive I can't afford to keep the AC on at night (even without the AC on, I will spend about $150 on electricity this month in a 2 room apartment).

Quote:Originally posted by Nike@Jun 6 2015, 01:02 AM<br />When will you just be honest with me?

Rage


When have I not been honest with you?

Quote:Originally posted by Bojo@Jun 6 2015, 02:05 AM<br />If you were to say you were better than one person on this site who would it be

I cannot go to a team for which I have no formal offer.

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This song is about me Bojo and a girl we used to know

Quote:Originally posted by vbottas17+Jun 6 2015, 11:19 AM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (vbottas17 @ Jun 6 2015, 11:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Interview Are you dissapointed you didn't make the SHL all-star team?

Interview Ondrej Who?[/b]

Yea… what the fuck. I had like a million 6th place votes but was beat by a few 4th place votes. I call shenanigans. SHENANIGANS I say. I demand a recount.

Quote:Originally posted by JPL@Jun 6 2015, 11:41 AM<br />What do you do for a living?

At the moment I teach ESL in Korea, but intend on moving back to America in October and hopefully finding a job…. Just not sure what a BS in Sociology and a BA in Communication Arts will get me these days…


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What color gatorade would you like?

Which greasy cheeseburger provider would you like me to stop at on my way to Korea to drop off said gatorade? Grease kills hangovers.
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Oh god that sounds perfect. Blue Gatorade for the win.

In-N-Out Burger please. Two double doubles Animal style and an order of fries, well done and also animal style.

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Who you signing to in FA

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#3

Go home, you're drunk!

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Dinner Gorlab or Spaceship into the sun?
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#5

How many sake bombs did you have?
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You really are coming to Texas aren't you?

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isn't it a bit early?
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Quote:Originally posted by Carl@Jun 5 2015, 11:36 AM
isn't it a bit early?
iirc, he's in Korea.

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Quote:Originally posted by Carl@Jun 5 2015, 11:36 AM
isn't it a bit early?

His current time

12:39 AM
Saturday, June 6, 2015 (GMT+9)
Time in South Korea

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coming back to Stars ?
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Quote:Originally posted by Bojo+Jun 6 2015, 12:20 AM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bojo @ Jun 6 2015, 12:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Who you signing to in FA[/b]


As of this writing I have recieved zero actual contract offers.

Quote:Originally posted by EuroCap@Jun 6 2015, 12:32 AM<br />Dinner Gorlab or Spaceship into the sun?


I'm not sure what this question is asking... but I think Gorlab?

Quote:Originally posted by gorlab@Jun 6 2015, 12:32 AM<br />How many sake bombs did you have?

Zero. I had 1/2 a bottle of Jameson Irish Whiskey, 1 bottle of Soju, and 1.5 liters of shitty Korean Beer

Quote:Originally posted by BigTittySmitty@Jun 6 2015, 12:36 AM<br />You really are coming to Texas aren't you?


I have not recieved a contract offer from Texas.

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I started drinking at 9pm Korea time. It is currently 1:45am Korea time. I was playing Heroes of the Storm.

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Whats it like in korea? I've always wanted to go

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Quote:Originally posted by Narconis@Jun 5 2015, 11:45 AM
As of this writing I have recieved zero actual contract offers.
We, unfortunately, can't send any yet. But prepare yourself.

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#14

When will you just be honest with me?

Rage

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Quote:Originally posted by Mook+Jun 6 2015, 12:50 AM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mook @ Jun 6 2015, 12:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Whats it like in korea? I've always wanted to go[/b]


IF you spend more than a week in Korea, any Korean will proudly tell you they are special because they have 4 seasons. It's really sad. That being said... the winters are mild, the spring/fall are oddly short (like seriously... sometimes you don't even notice them), but the summer can go fuck themselves. I've lived in Wisconsin and Phoenix... and I will happily take 120 degree summers in Phoenix over the 90%+ humidity of Korean summer. FUCK THAT. It's about to hit that in Korea and I want to fuckign kill myself because the electricity in the summer is so fucking expensive I can't afford to keep the AC on at night (even without the AC on, I will spend about $150 on electricity this month in a 2 room apartment).

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