TASK ONE: (worth 3 TPE)

Written: Pick any goal scored in the S29 playoffs so far and write the play by play for it. (150 words)

He shoots it from the blue line and OOHHH IT BOUNCRS OFF HIS GLOVE AND IN THE NET! Ripperoni the goaltender who is yelling at the defense for not blocking the shot and running too the bench mid defensive shift. You see when someone who is swiss cheese is co plaining you know to trade that scrub mark harter being complete cheese holes everywhere get a new day job!. Pellegrino the goal scorrer smiling ear to ear on the weakest shot he has ever taken just slides right into the net. You saw it here first folks a 90 year old scoring on swiss cheese on live television who would have guessed it!!!


TASK TWO: (worth 3 TPE)

Written: Choose a standout player in the regular season, and write 200 words on how they’ve measured up so far in the playoffs. Must include at least three stats.


Okay today I will compare my player to how they were in the regular season to how they were in the playoffs.


Regular season: Absolute trash 10 out of 10 would trade back to the SMJHL for a cheese sandwhich and granola bar that expired 6 years ago. Second overall? How about bust? After he was drafted he just dissapeared like what? No accompilshments what so ever just trash in the garbage can. Quite honestly learn to score more! 26 points for a first/ second liner? Fam retire and quit bringing down your team.

Playoffs: Finally he did something! SSSSIIIIIIIKKKKEEE still trash takes 400 shots can only score like a goal. I guess he did not get the memo of overrated dollar store created player. Your retirement will be thr best thing that has happend to the west kendall platoon. They can finally sign a free agent that will not suck at hockey!!!!! Lol 1 goal really? You had like 6 games played come on bro. Ph yes and that hideous plus minis of like - 3 play defense for once!


Conclusion: retire NOW or be assasinated by bojo the CEO of almost have the cup but I slipped on a bannana peel last 3 seconds of the third period and scored on myself to lose the cup in my hometown DOt NET.

TASK THREE: (worth 3 TPE)

Written: Choose what you think is a pivotal moment in any of the series’ so far, and flip it on it’s head. What happens if one team loses a game seven instead of wins? What happens if one goal isn’t scored, or is? How does the playoffs change, and how does the series change? (200 words.)

If they west kendall platoon were able to beat the steel hawks in game 6 they would have won game 7 for sure. Carrying all of the momentum from game 6 and then winning it in game 7. They would end up winning the cup. The literal challenge in the east playoffs are the hamilton steelhawks every season we literally either best them go to the finals or do not have to face them and make to to the finals. We get so close everytime one of these times we will win it I believe in the west kendall platoon hype. We have a million 1000 plus tpe prospects eventually it will payoff one more free agency signing away from just destroying everyone in the league. So literally ban the hamilton steelhawks from the playoffs and the west kendall platoon win the cup so act now please and thank you - everyone who gets trolled by hamilton. Oh yea also lol at the one time winnipeg won a cup and then dissapeared.



TASK FOUR: (worth 3 TPE)

Written: Your player has won the Challenge Cup! Write 200 words about what he or she does on his or her Cup day. (This applies even to players whose teams didn’t make the playoffs)

Well I take the cup and do something I guess? Like really what am I suppose to do with a cup like it is a inanimate object. I will take a selfie I guess. Five bucks says if I carry that thing around to be "cool" somebody hiijacks it real quick. I mean my family already have touched thr thing at a charity event so really it is kind of pointless. I mean I could drink stuff out of it but that would for sure gateway to some disease like how old is the cup? 200 years old probably. I am no germophobe but really all this signifies isna team effort. It kind of is a pointless thing. Habe a trophy for a day sit there haha. Nobody really does anything with the cup let's be honest. In conclusion I am a boring person or like this thing would be a burden to carry around the whole day. RIP to anyone who tried their hardest to think of something to do with 20 pound metal brick.