task one:

"There's just over 2 minutes remaining in the second period here in Hamiltion, and the Dragons have a 2-0 lead over the host Steelhawks in a tied Challenge Cup finals series. Simons and Anrikkanen line up in the Hamilton zone for the faceoff, and Anrikkanen wins it clean toward the half wall. Pedersen picks up the loose puck and cuts quickly toward the slot....fires a shot, off of Cant....right to Zoidberg! Zoidberg SCORREEESSSSSSSSSSSSS! Sachimo Zoidberg picks up the loose puck on the unlucky bounce off of Brandon Cant and buries it. Tanner had no chance on that one, as Zoidberg was left all alone to the side of the cage and ripped it home, and the Dragons are up THREEEEE to nothing! It's never too late for a comeback, but all of the momentum is with the Calgary Dragons right now. They're firing on all cylinders and look to have this game well in hand."


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task four:

Before game seven of the Challenge Cup Finals, rough and tumble stay at home defender Jack Burton addressed his teammates in the Seattle Riot locker room. "Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

As the game got heated, deadlocked at zero late in the second period, Burton put a thunderous check on West Kendall's Slappy McDoodle, causing gloves to go flying in every direction as a full on line brawl erupted. By the time things settled down, the officials decided to add the final 2 seconds of the second period onto the third, and the players headed to the locker rooms. With most of the physical players serving 15 minutes in penalties, the third period was a quiet, back and forth affair, and the game went into overtime, still tied at zero. Seattle's coach, Christoph Klose, spoke to his team during the intermission. "Play smart, play safe, and god dammit Jack, stay in your own zone. If you cross their blue line, I'm stapling you to the bench for the rest of your natural life."

Eight minutes into overtime, Jack Burton snatches up a rebound in his own zone and blazes up ice. The Seattle crowd goes wild as the rugged defender puts on a stickhandling clinic before casually dumping the puck into the gaping maw of the net. Seattle wins, 1-0, and captures their second Challenge Cup!

Jack Burton, hero of game 7, is the second player to touch the Cup. The crowd erupts again as the grizzled hero raises the chalice above his head. As he skates by that dweeb Pierre McGuire, he grabs the microphone and announces his intentions:

"Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president. This Cup is coming with me back home to California, and we're having dinner at the Dragon of the Black Pool in San Francisco China Town."