TASK ONE:

The goal I will be writing about occurred in Game 6 of the Texas Renegades, Edmonton Blizzard series. Frederick Muller was fighting for the puck in the corner. Digging against the boards grinding against his opponents Muller vicious fought for control of the puck. Things were getting physical when the puck broke free and headed across the ice. Muller sprinted across the ice knocking the snow that have built up on the blade of his hockey stick. Reaching the blue line he begin to handle the puck back and forth sprinting down the ice. As he reached center ice sweat begin to sting his eyes as he looked down towards the net. Struggling to see the net through the sweat and the fog that had become to form. Then Frederick Muller reach deep into his soul and aim for the net and released the puck with the utmost accuracy and the puck trickled into the empty net.

~157 words


TASK TWO:

Slappy McDoodle was definitely a surprise this 29th season. Slappy had an amazing season having 223 hits in 50 games for an average of almost 4.5 hits per game. Along with his physical game his offisive game also vastly improved, he averaged 0.8 points per game. Those points consisted of 16 goals and 25 assists for a staggering 41 points. Slappy also exhibited good defensive skills on the ice and that was reflected with his plus minus, that being a plus 3 for the season. Although Slappy’s amazing regular-season could not carry into the playoffs. The West Kendall platoons postseason was cut short when they ran into the Hamilton Steelhawks in the first round. Granted the platoon fought them in six games they still fell short of beating the Steelhawks. Slappy himself struggled in the postseason only averaging 0.16 points per game with zero goals and one assist in the entire 6 games played. Slappy’s defensive game was also off once the playoffs began, his plus-minus after the six games resulted in Slappy Being a minus 6. Slappy was still somewhat physical in the postseason averaging 3.3 hits a game, but not as good as his near 4.5 per game average during the regular season. Another stat that jumps out in the postseason as being impacted, is his shots per game. During the regular season Slappy was averaging 2.4 shots per game but once the postseason began his average diminished to 1.8. Slappy McDoodle had a fantastic regular season but as the postseason begin Slappy skills seem to diminish as did was the Platoons hopes of a long post season.

~270 words

TASK THREE:

The pivotal moment that I am choosing to write about was when Randy Randleman scored in the third period of game 7 between Edmonton and Calgary. What if Randy had made a bad pass as opposed to a game-winning goal it could have resulted in Frederick Mueller having another amazing empty-net goal. What if losing that series really was Randy’s fault. Would Randy ever live it down if it really was “Randy’s fault”? If the Blizzard had somehow mustered up the strength to thwart Randleman’s offensive prowess and score of themselves allowing Mueller another empty-net goal they could have drastically changed the SHL finals. More than likely Edmonton would be reinvigorated to defend the challenge cup in the finals. Would another round of the playoffs have brought more life into Theo Kane, Chico Solomon Jackson Rogers-Tanaka? As for the Dragons, Esa would begin crying to his doctor about how is performance-enhancing chicken parm sandwiches failed him. He would also more than likely fire the entire coaching and training staff. Alex Mack would continue his never-ending vagina safari. And I believe the Steelhawks would come into the finals with a little more fear in their eyes as they realize they were facing the defending champions. One thing that would be probably be the same for the SHL finals if it Edmonton represented the west versus Calgary, the jet lag from would be about the same.

~234 words

TASK FOUR:

So Big Manius has in his possession of the challenge cup for the second time in his career and you want to know how he’d spend the day with it. First he would start off the day by filling it with milk then pour in some cereal and then enjoy his breakfast. Once Manius is finished with his breakfast he would need to follow that with a mimosa drunk from The Challenge Cup. After that he would drive around Winnipeg with The Challenge cup riding shotgun, with Manius’s newborn child, Little Manius bathing in the Cup. After dropping the child at daycare (Baby Momma will have to get him later) it’s off to the strip club with the challenge cup. At which point breasts of various sizes would be jammed into the Challenge Cup. After that Manius would probably do some charity work, the Jets like him to do that so he would visit a children’s hospital with the challenge cup. Once the charity work is completed in the cup as disinfected. It would be off to dinner and Manius would like to have a shrimp cocktail served in the challenge cup as an appetizer. After the cocktail is finished the cup would need to be quickly clean so it can be used as goblet for the rest of his meal. After that it would time for a good cigar and no the cup would not be used as an ashtray. After the cigar it would be off to bed to sleep with the cup yet again.

~257 words