Honestly, I was going to do the whole Deplorables thing but I decided that's pretty dumb and i'm down to sign with whatever team meets the most of my criteria:
1) Really looking to be a captain of a team (Biggest selling point)
2) I don't want to hear bitching about deplorables in the LR. I support their right to do what they did and I want you to assure me i'm not gonna have to sit and listen to drabble all season long about blah blah why did they do this why did they do that
3) Minutes obviously
4) Tell me why you want me
Through PM please!
04-14-2020, 09:49 PM bluesfan55 Wrote:
So basically Detroit. :lol:
Eryk Siniskaya || Defense || Unsigned || Timo Haas || Goalie || Los Angeles Panthers || Retired/Hall of Fame
09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE THE VISSHOUND Age: 36 Height: 5'9" Weight: 178 Number: 09 Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Stats S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 6 || PTS: 14 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 15 S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2 || PIMS: 35 S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04 || A: 04 || PTS: 08 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 22 S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 13 || PTS: 24 || +/- +5 || PIMS: 17 S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 19 || PTS: 31 || +/- +7 || PIMS: 12 S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 34 || PTS: 51 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 12 S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43 || PTS: 70 || +/- +24 || PIMS: 18 S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36 || PTS: 60 || +/- +28 || PIMS: 25 S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34 || PTS: 54 || +/- +30 || PIMS: 4 S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22 || PTS: 45 || +/- +20 || PIMS: 4 S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35 || PTS: 59 || +/- +25 || PIMS: 11 S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44 || PTS: 78 || +/- +36 || PIMS: 38 S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 20 S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45 || PTS: 74 || +/- +32 || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G: 2 [/color]
3 || A: 19 || PTS: 42 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 50
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SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/- +197 || PIMS: 214 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Stats S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 4 S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/- -1 || PIMS: 2 S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 4 S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 6 S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 13 S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 0 S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 0 S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 4 S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 2 S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/- +3 || PIMS: 9 SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 6 SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/- -10 || PIMS: 38 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL S30 STL - 1 Season $3M S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN S31 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M S38 WIN - Opted out S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S41 WIN - 2 Seasons $6M S43 WIN - 1 Season $5M S44 WIN - 1 Season $5M ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31 S31 USA - IIHF Gold S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR S34 USA - IIHF Gold S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420 S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876 S40 USA - IIHF Gold S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285 S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points) S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- || Sojan Sviser Age: 38 Height: 5'11" Weight: 268 Number: 44 Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri [font=Arial]----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 || ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Post Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1 S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1 S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2 TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S35 COL Hired As Co-GM S39 COL Relived As Co-GM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards: S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner
.bojo
Quote: Originally posted by InciteHysteria @Sep 29 2016, 06:25 PMSo basically Detroit. :lol:
so I have a LR with u beb
Quote: Originally posted by InciteHysteria @Sep 29 2016, 03:25 PMSo basically Detroit. :lol:
Lol they literally fit none of those criteria aside from 2
04-14-2020, 09:49 PM bluesfan55 Wrote:
.bojo
Quote: Originally posted by Deenerys Targa-rene @Sep 29 2016, 06:31 PM
You'd get minutes. They need players. It makes sense
Tomen
I mean you would get everything except #1 in PGF I guess ..
Thank you all for the amazing sigs & player cards
S31 Eduard Selich || F || Buffalo Stampede || Peak: 1252 Name: Eduard Selich Hometown: Fulda, Germany Height: 5'11" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 19 Age: 29 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Career Statistics: SMJHL: S30 PGF | GP 50 | G 15 | A 12 | P 27 | -3 | PIM 8 | HIT 38 | SB 5 | S31 PGF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 20 | P 41 | -6 | PIM 18 | HIT 42 | SB 20 | SHL: S32 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 19 | P 36 | +11 | PIM 6 | HIT 54 | SB 13 | S33 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 25 | P 46 | +14 | PIM 12 | HIT 44 | SB 21 | S34 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 35 | P 63 | +23 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 22 | S35 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 17 | P 34 | -6 | PIM 12 | HIT 13 | SB 17 | S36 BUF | GP 50 | G 23 | A 24 | P 47 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 37 | SB 15 | S37 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 27 | P 48 | +9 | PIM 25 | HIT 74 | SB 15 | S38 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 27 | P 55 | +4 | PIM 44 | HIT 42 | SB 12 | S39 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 21 | P 39 | +1 | PIM 10 | HIT 48 | SB 23 | S40 BUF | GP 50 | G 7 | A 15 | P 22 | -26 | PIM 9 | HIT 48 | SB 11 | S41 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 17 | P 35 | +10 | PIM 2 | HIT 5 | SB 11 | S42 BUF | GP 50 | G 20 | A 21 | P 41 | +10 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 10 | S43 SEA | GP 50 | G 19 | A 19 | P 38 | +8 | PIM 12 | HIT 47 | SB 7 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Career Statistic: SMJHL: S30 PGF | GP 17 | G 8 | A 13 | P 21 | +7 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 3 | S31 PGF | GP 4 | G 0 | A 1 | P 1 | -5 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 2 | SHL: S32 BUF | Did not qualify S33 BUF | GP 5 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | +1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 | S34 BUF | Did not qualify S35 BUF | GP 4 | G 2 | A 2 | P 4 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 1 | S36 BUF | GP 7 | G 6 | A 2 | P 8 | +6 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 1 | S37 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 0 | P 2 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 12 | SB 0 | S38 BUF | Did not qualify S39 BUF | Did not qualify S40 BUF | Did not qualify S41 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | -4 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 2 | S41 BUF | GP 5 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -7 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 | S43 SEA | GP 6 | G 3 | A 0 | P 3 | -3 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 2 | ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic: S30 GER | GP 10 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -4 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 0 | S31 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +2 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 1 | S32 GER | GP 10 | G 5 | A 4 | P 9 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 2 | SB 3 | S33 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 2 | S41 GER | GP 10 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 1 | S42 GER | GP 10 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 9 | SB 1 | ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic: S30 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 | S31 GER | GP 3 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 | S32 GER | GP 3 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 | S33 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 | S41 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S30 | Drafted #20 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Prince George Firebirds S30 | Signed a 1yr/1.5M deal with Prince George Firebirds S31 | Drafted #2 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede S31 | Signed a 2yr/2M deal with Buffalo Stampede S32 | Signed an 23yr/23M extension with Buffalo Stampede S34 | Contract Adjustment: 3yr/9M deal with Buffalo Stampede S41 | Signed an 1yr/3M extension with Buffalo Stampede ------------------------------------------------------------ Noteable events: S30 | Voted Alternate Captain of Prince George Firebirds S30 | Organized WJC S30 | Got the call to play for Team Germany S30 | Won Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated) S30 | Won Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike) S30 | Won Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoff Points Leader) S30 | Voted S30 PGF Team MVP S31 | Voted Captain of Prince George Firebirds S31 | Named Germany Federation Head and won the Silver Medal S31 | Nominated for Brandon Holmes Trophy (Top Defensive Forward) S31 | Nominated for Zach Miller Trophy ( Most Dedicated) S32 | Voted Alternate Captain of Buffalo Stampede S32 | Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy ( ROTY) S32 | Named to the SHL All-Rookie Team S32 | won the Gold Medal with team Germany S33 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM S33 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee S33 | Won Lance Uppercut Award S34 | Named 1st Team All-Star in the SHL S34 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee S34 | Aidan Richan Trophy Nominee S42 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM Otto Selich||GM||GER S31-S34(26-9-2)||BUF(S33-S34,S42-)||1 Gold & 2x Silver ----------------------------------------------------------- Round Robin Career Statistics: S31 GER | 6-4-0 | 18 points | #1 seed Group A S32 GER | 8-1-1 | 22 points | #1 seed Group A S33 GER | 7-3-0 | 21 points | #1 seed Group A ------------------------------------------------------------ Medal Round Career Statistics: S31 GER | 2-1-0 | Silver medal | lost to USA in the Gold medal game S32 GER | 3-0-0 | won Gold Medal S33 GER | 0-0-1 | lost in Quarterfinals to Finland
S45 Alexander Selich || D || || Colorado Raptors || Peak: 2134 Name: Alexander Selich Hometown: Fulda, Germany Height: 6'10" Weight: 280 lbs Number: 19 Age: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Career Statistics: SMJHL: S43 KEL | GP 9 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | 1 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 0 | S44 COL | GP 50 | G 12 | A 14 | P 26 | 8 | PIM 4 | HIT 23 | SB 11 | S45 COL | GP 50 | G 17 | A 16 | P 33 | 2 | PIM 12 | HIT 35 | SB 7 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Career Statistic: SMJHL: S43 KEL | GP 6 | G 1 | A 0 | P 1 | 0 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 | S44 COL | GP 16 | G 7 | A 5 | P 12 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 6 | ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic: S43 GER | GP 14 | G 0 | A 3 | P 3 | 2 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 0 | S44 GER | GP 14 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -10 | PIM 8 | HIT 7 | SB 4 | ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic: S43 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 | S44 GER | GP 2 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +1 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 | Transactions: S44 | Drafted #1 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Colorado Raptors S44 | Signed a 1yr/3M deal with Colorado Raptors S45 | Drafted #22 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede S45 | Signed a 3yr/1M deal with Buffalo Stampede Noteable events:
3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)
Vancouver is pretty stacked. So if you want a cup, maybe. Everything else is a bit, wonky.
Eryk Siniskaya || Defense || Unsigned || Timo Haas || Goalie || Los Angeles Panthers || Retired/Hall of Fame
Join Vancouver, have fun with Ross, and then come to Minny because you might help us win a playoff game eh?
Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208),
All-Time Assists Leader (765)*,
All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587),
All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile |
Update Thread Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs Age: 41 Height: 6'1" Weight: 185 lbs Number: 2 Player Type: TWD ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43) MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807 ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41) MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234 ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (S21-S38) SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325 ------------------------------- International Awards IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29) IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35) IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23) ------------------------------- Transactions S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs ------------------------------- Notable Events S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S24 | 4th in Assists S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points S26 | 1st in Assists S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals S29 | 4th in Assists S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points S30 | 4th in Assists S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots S31 | 2nd in Assists S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals S34 | 4th in Assists S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points S36 | 4th in Assists S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S37 | T-3rd in Assists S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals ------------------------------- SHL All-Star Selections 9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40) 2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34) 2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32) ------------------------------- SHL Awards 5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27) Aidan Richan Trophy (S24) 1x Challenge Cup (S39) 5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36) 1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31) 3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40) 1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40) Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers Age: 16 Height: 6'-4" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 17 Player Type: SNP ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-) ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (--) ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (--) ------------------------------- International Awards ------------------------------- Transactions S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
Quote: Originally posted by ArGarBarGar @Sep 29 2016, 03:43 PMJoin Vancouver, have fun with Ross, and then come to Minny because you might help us win a playoff game eh?
Finish what Merica never could
04-14-2020, 09:49 PM bluesfan55 Wrote:
Allen
So you essentially want to play for the Wolfpack. You can be captain since we're all captains, get playing time and not hear any bitching about this instance.
“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”
Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Stats S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | | SMJHL Playoff Stats S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Stats
Quote: Originally posted by HabsFanFromOntario @Sep 29 2016, 03:48 PMSo you essentially want to play for the Wolfpack. You can be captain since we're all captains, get playing time and not hear any bitching about this instance.
I would rather take a steel catheter up my cock, suck syphillus out of a dead male hookers asshole and then inject myself with anthrax and lay in a bed of spiders while eating out a 95 year old woman who hasn't shaved since her 20's and suffers from gonnorhea
04-14-2020, 09:49 PM bluesfan55 Wrote:
Deenerys Targa-rene
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